Monday, 1 February 2016

toowit ..towooo....

'money was lavished on favourites...'
'the amount of children "helped" was exaggerated,,,'

Saturday, 30 January 2016

So.loyalty......


Now, in fact even if definitely, especially on Christmas day (today, I've been busy...) ... and it really is, first 4 units for months ....
Christmas dinner on the hob and there you go of course fuckin gold~plated~Zimmerframe demanders whom never let their best songs be free  are needy of all that cash......as any pauper proudly knows... the Pyg she is far cheaper than any other meatfest.....so just now'n again even if the love of life I'll never forget her 'but I can't take the smell of it..'on first proposed date....

But bacon offcuts if one is very careful and looks for the pax that have less fat in you get 850g for two quid, protein v cash you can't beet that for occasional cancerous scrofulism but thats of coutrse what all the hat5ers. of other people, use as weapon

Anyway far more important whilst at last the Xmas feed up is on the embers......



Now, if one were to go an internet dating site and fill in one of their ever, forever longer and longer list of boxes you must tick to defraud viz 'compatabulity' and that I say with authority of the handful that I have ever 'loved' well fuxit i would be off quicker than Nige would have us Brexit had i seen their assessment of their cahracteristix via the boxes...in fact once even proved that in holding her gnarled hand of flesh .....
But that box, 'where would you like to spend your perfect first date....'
My answer would be, 'sat on that very log up there.....'


Hahhhhhhhh hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Loyalty means that now and again........
Actually real truthtime....
I mean what with the rather interesting commie socialist over Pondhop side....
Trumpism.....
Old gits sort of are having their day in The Sun.....
Quite right too even if my first Royal Proclomation would be 'oi youth...well if theyve even cut back your booze n fags cash grant isn't it time you revolted...properly...not just jumping on Charles jag as the young waters wazzit .... properly means do it properly......which means organising the food parcels cos the deal has always been as the wonderful Mister Tomlinson discovered...porridge and actually that's interesting it is said all are effete and pathetic well Co~operative the last few weeks has totally sold out of porridge I can't get my oats! so if i were you i would put a tenner on Corbyn quick cos people aren't quite as effete as everyone makes them out to be .... especially me I may be wrong after all...
prices paid.....


Loyalty, means....hahh at last now how many years? ....but please do not think me an old crusty it is quite astonishing the amount of forty and even thrity summits flirt with me these days.....
(tip, now I know it is tres tres un PC and furthermore just not quite Kinnersley Castle yurtfest for you but...... [Estindad only ever went to the 350 quid 'bal', annually avctually,  cos you could sneak in and steal the old hippy~Booth's food he can welll afford to miss at 350 quid for a fuckin dance...].....
yes, tip.....all the Golsmiths wannabes always had 100 Years down as their fuckin bucketlist impromptu little number they'll toss around like Netenhyahu's confetti plants... even george believes he is the leftest of the bad lot so maybe goodish..... dead thirteen year old girls are neither good bad or evil..... it is just wrong and should be met with the kind of resilient offensive that only ....Fremy...Daza ...
The actual great book....doubtless quite illegal these days via all the New Jerusalem fucking labour tart paybacks.....
.. may understand....
Fermy... the only hero I have had the pleasure of encountering, thrice.....
never ever...gave up.... never mind quite a few rather large victim report statement potential keeping half the Met in biz forever activities......

Anyway loyalty..... or a big leg pull whom ever knows which why Mister Marquez of course entirely fuckin overinterpreted by the London PR babes with their 'magical realism' bollox..... LITTOC is just an instruction book....
And a peg selling PR op......
Cos... you never quite know what you may wish for comming true just when its so old that you need a box.....

But thats ok....anyway how dare she...... I really did actually on my word of Free speech honour share a few genuine pretty maudlin and poignant, I mean we are talking heart~in~throat rare radio 4 afternoon drama that isn't crime nonsense and other nonsense ..... true, poignant delicately balanced on a stage of ashtrays and no one sober enough to....whats the line....hey you....

Loyalty is....had nuff


















growing list of boxes.....and
errata, 'think of new word' please I never go out of my rather pleasantly on target way to think of anything, new words may, come....but only as a skit on the whole poor bored needy youngersomething who think that they can find new facebook not~actually~friends (you should have heard the live vomit today on that subject I'm not the only one who has a negative physical reaction at even the thought of seeking attention via that modem....)
Anyway back to point..... creeps who scramble communication are as bad as those who turn non~communication into a defiant work of performance art...I have their 'names'....even from 25 years back....
Ehh I had something else unfinished oh yes freedom and silly silly industrial sized accumulations of morons who think that 'defending'onesself against the snooper who can afford to charter all the yachts owned by all the Jersey bank accounts in China....
Freedom is, knowing or even just slightly being aware that any word or sex act may be recorded through your kettle spout and used against you...in which case, make sure it is who you know you ought to try to be......
Because that's the only freedom there ever has been....and you don't need Chami writing err stories rather than answering her email as she is actually paid to do.......to tell u that dotcom....cos....she doesn't know it....
silly girl.....
fool
pity
O

hahh hashtag handacrossbrow was it I learned something new today and that's not a very regular thing

Lets's stick with Car oil cos that has of late half a dozen levels too..... from the fabulous wench kissin dogz.... who as it happens did know the intellectual aspects to the case and effects being never combobulated into a simple bubble bath of loving knowing.... to....
well, now...Pollyfilla I made myself laugh wandering down the track ~ life is too good to cycle..... what was the line? Something about 'ady in the can30 under 30s' I wonder if they found them.... Misses Lucine and Natz.... ( a huge diatribe on them soon, and how interesting is that still we eulogise when in fact that clearly does more harm than good...I can promise that as one versions alre).... Pollyfilla or balls and a chopping board....to think that a few decades on a good, even Tom Goode good movement that in fact if only the Jezzraelites as stated would use some cultural artifice such as ' 'that skinny one in the good life with wife bigtits babs I guess Babs 'll do for now..... he wouldn't dream of BORROWING MONEY living on tick to fund his elderflower wine operation...'....and the nation knew it...
Which George O has turned into a pasty vis in fact Amazon are being paid to make loadsa cash and then get taxed 3% and then ...oops putting all the many century high street Bussies out of biz comes first as you can always hide sharp practice.... and in effect the cost of them not paying their way is added on to the 1.6 trillion..... cos in fact assuming a range of tax inspectror PR ops were listened to then some would be at last paying it i.e. +5% at least and it being static means down 5% viz what the national debt is propping up Google with..... which is you, Youth....in fact should be getting rather under thirty
shirty
about.....

Anyway yes why coy? I am not diatribe in the can about that,
plus.....
Car oil.....

What a fabulous insider trade
PAYING good cash.....
Indeed


Actually the near thirty quid was worth it....to discover how

My perfectly sort of OK slightly townie~Green sort of slightly pretending to care about eating lentils brigade .....fucking defrauded a whole under 30 generation on the most insidious bullying little byelines of coercive control namely. 'pay us 30 quid and...... we will ensure that you can get free Pollyfilla up the crack or a chopping block and pills for life.,...on the NHs .... and furthermore be protected forever from national ridicule as....we will PRIORitise you gamechangers for our conferences internships and fuckin next Caroline Lucas ships......'

Now....you don't think that I've even begun to figure....how that little one needs to be not only turned to advantage..... but
Described to the world in such an SEOptimised  Heaven

Anyway the great and quite deliberate thing about being called Mister Lies..... is that I cannot pretend to have Julian's Fabulistic disorder.....

I mean if I could be bothered, reprise....



you, Dear reader,..... well I don't give a fuck about you I only want to drive you so mad you will be begging Natalie and Car~oil... oh yes we do have many official interviews and intelligent essays on how the car fucking biofuel brigade have gone and put up The Doppleganger's grass keep prices she virtually cried in my lap a few months ago and offered me her farm.....  funny thing is hetr hubby denies there is any little fiscal hiccup.... for a change I think I believe the fairer sex in this instance....


Anyway I cannot lie... which is the only freedom Rita or Al~ ahh so you're a babe too so dodgy and so wonky, could grant the human spirit when it realises Gladwell is just the symptom of not dancing.....



Now, just a simplest ...well parallel.... I know what it is like to be up at a coule of miles up, no one cleaned your aitrtaxi cos in this nation of lazy slobs do it yourself as Ray Youngworth required a committee to even answer the phone....
Anyway, up at a couple of miles up, the whirlwinds blowing as if Bertoscoli had watched a Sorrentini and realised it was only because of him that art becomes response ..... 
Over say, Milan....and one thing for sure Italians couldn't give a fuck about anyone....especially poor little pilots up there paying for their Air Traffic Control and weather advice, life and death stuff....

Anyway I can juggle all that, and get the cleaning done at 300mph with van halen on full blast to drown out the hoover...and get the expenses sheet done before landing so that say The Lovely Louise can have all my attention walking her to the terminal to catch up with Dave ...Imam confined...to the catwalk....
Anyway some of the above is a lie in that A embarrassed to admit I ever wasted so many atoms of co2 on such Eurotrash (and ceased years ago) and would never have been seen in public with such people.....
But the expenses sheet always done and the cleaning too.... when more diligent coke head pilots would be concentrating on their piloting


But, in the always dedicated mission of getting work done always before landing, all of it..'get the fuck off that toilet i need to clean it now no there's a very expensive autopilot and landing with everything shipley shape means I maximise every single nanosecond exploring the cafe culture of even moronic, mumy'ss boy, Italy.... '
And I was good.....
Very

But the multitasking of ...well the last few months... doth put those times into /....


(did I do that adequately, Pollyfilla up the crack, on YOUR tax[payer money I aint fuckin ever gonna pay ANY that would be a failure on the last great chopping block thanks and I never fail... , and chopping off the bollocks thats what the Natzis turned careful consideration for the web of life, and its interconnectedness and the need to be careful...... into.... come and be weird, all are welcome, spesh if you pay us thirty quid...we'll even get you on our next gen Car~oil courses and prioritise you...which if you ask me and ...hahh....when does the six years expire....not for....
You can sue for damages caused by your 'employee' beating someone up at the corporeal HQ  up for six whole years..... hahh hahhhhhhhhh...which is what i know as key ...but I only ever defend..... thats what pacifism the unintelectual version is but watch out Mister whatsisface Art of War and Gandhi put together Ive a far better few pages....when i have time...
Anyway back to real life.....

aND ANYWAY, THE POINT.... ACC CAP.... who cares if GCHQ turned it on to spook me.... as every single suposedly educated Guardian reading jerk has been saying to me in person for several years now..... 'Ed...gosh wonderful Ed showed us all.... how we must always be coy and assume [what in fact the fine welder whatsisname and in fact most of us knew by default thirty years ago..... 'of course the fuckers are taping your calls Mister 'Zeph.... ] but no one any more ever can, get....
what a gamechanger that is......for the most beautiful poesy complex reasons that are so simple it is even not beyond the capacity of for example a Brecon copper to grasp....
If everything even MAY be one day aired, stored, nicked, copied..... taken down and used against you....
Then therein is the most beautiful gift of all..... you must pretty much be ....right....
And the cream on the Christmas cake is having ones main occupation expoiting a few twats who may browse to make it look like I have some readers....
of that called liesdamage....as I cannot...and lies just waste so much time



Anyway Milan 2 ,miles high..... probably underfed and slightly underslept as the lies that even then professional pilots, all of them, would do in respect of filling in their hour sheets....cos if they didn't they would get sacked.....
ALL ways... fucking always the exact opposite of Mister Exupereee.... fuckin shipshape by dint of quadro~tasking and having everything worked out to perfection by landing such that not a second of exploring time wasted....


I promise, on my reputation.... that of late..... it has been even more scatter~stoning flocks of birds with the same stone..... in ,multi layered Pollyfiller has ten uses apart from a cheap sex change to please the Natterautimation of thinking that seeking the 'vulnerable' we;ll of course they won't complain you are so fat and crap.....and such a failure so i think i know what the definition of scoundrel is....except her kind would Pollyfiller that over, too....

I swear on the lies bit of damage..... that of late...it has been busier and more productive, And as I feel pity for poor Dave and George their unexplained national dippy innit..... I have no enemies.....


and yes multichannel and huge piles of ten things being done at the same time and [all for you, maybe, one day] ....

Time...to

well ..... soon











so what was that typo left in ...Car...oh yes Car oil.....
Now in tributic symbolist parallel (hear the podcast today) asinine fuckin noncification of a Govian level ehhh.....


'Dad where do those naughty bataard ones come from, then  hide away dad.....'

well at last ten years on I've found the answer....


(shiver down the glandular region.... god I could even deal with that too, poor woman....)




Now the above picture is not some cheap lowerclass indeed lipperatti cheap comment that depending on which way the hashtags are flowing may be  alike or diss.... 
It says everything that you need to know but I won't tell you yet, even if as a sideeffect well   pay Google billions back in finders fees cos Mister Gates and of course I know he is off controlling his empire of being the problem from big yachts in Bermuda and retired long ago...but it's the ethos you see... ethii matter....setting tenets becomes the culture for far longer that it would take Saatchi and all the stingy Youtube copyright thieving  stingies forever especially if they did the very best version of Bonjangles...

to know

gates' progeny is madder than any poor littler amateur Google could ever dream up.... 

Anyway damn, I thought of a new word just then but it has gone for now





Now the above is in no way any kind of acquisitive picture ...but there are such deep levels - and love, within, it is a good job I have an eye for them, and you merely keep slightly alive my aide memoire.... 



yea if i were a large aeroplane captain and coke dealer I would say shhhh too...but we don't dob people in ever, unless having to defend against their Dobbin, and as last resort too.... despite it being national sport 












Now, if the next bit works, I am definitely converting I can get down on my knees ten times a day as long as its in the morning so that one gets a good tan looking into the Eastern sun.....
And furthermore having proved to the same level of ....what is it fine Hannah mentioned other day? yes that old dog biscuit 'ghost' criminal records etc by dint of the balance of probabilities which can mean as little as 50 point one to the power of even all the atoms of dark energy in the universe too and the parallel one thrown in for the bargain in fact one next door three~for~one..... fifty and a very small bit percent and you can be damned for life..... fine woman even if....

Now every ignore ant... well they'll be sorry one day as there will soon be I mean what was it other day someone going on about some brand or other oh yes a brand that signifies humanity may survive by being not so fucking McNasty to the birds bees and summit else .....

We shall come back to this......





so, if you cannot beat them then beat them....better

video

While they're fuckin around with their pasture~fed~eggs..... You don't think when you can beat the 'system' [OBE] that fuckin good then just as at last I planned my Christmas day ...and celebrations..... hahh they never even saw the inner disc worth ....what's the math? five times 3 bottles of 6.9% Crafty Hen for a ....no wrong, three for a fiver..... so there could be thirty bottles profit in just that one little OBE faux passss......

Anyway beating the system is ok real Christmas dinner a fortnight back, and what a dinner!..... even a dozen of them wouldn't have filled me up and I know what fucking gastro means..... I mean was it this summer gone or the one before ... I hear the whole world is allowed to be a pretend foodie....no we didn't even bother listening again....
But I..(that is a very bog italicised eye.....) know what gastro is.....cos it's starving in Rakkah a few weeks and then for a whole four quid.... delivered to the hutch, and hell they're better than any gastro~spuds ..... ever... jolly McTasty but we better not ask which back of the lorry was involved.....
Gastro is you can't buy tatties as tasty as this in London..... plus.....
And this is just the starter....  and as I have been starting from scratch and consulting with the local expert all of fourteen which platform the ordinary younger plebs bother with to my huge surprise he told me they hate [or can't afford as you can't make phone calls from them not that facts and The Marches have ever gone together..... ] but.....
They all broke their Jobs~o~tablets of whatever kept his OCD at the Bay
.....  poor man, I can cure it......indeed if I can cure myself of ever having cared I can cure anyone of anything ever and you get three  proton beams for the price of not even two up here.....

remember ...the names.... genial Germans (he of the pipe)

DRAFT POST, such an exiting bath and knowing what is real, forgot what was in the film, oh yes coming back and the rest notes on later it don't show top LEFT hand corner tab # 1...where it belongs....


video

Anyway pun~ishment
pun~ditties of the punditries....the last refugee of the pun~itive scoundrel

Affluenza page knee genius but i don't believe in genius
Cunt~a~Kin~too..... genius but ditto....

Is fucking ten years in...i had forgot ten years of blog stuff 2006 if i can find it was first a love letter to Nick Wall....

ten years work.. that's all they say genius is anyway hard nasty scary word....

podcasts it just dont work as well... the written form
paradox just when Apple etc ruined reading....



I [innix] will chose what to do with my lectorphilia....

And when i rush out of free bath caring i missed a word.....
Far too busy really caring about the next words... three tabs open now but I know what love is anyway later and its far too late now to do my planned perfect Saturday morning , planned around 3 days of knowing a break in the weather ...NOW.... in fact half an hr ago and the podcast version is much better when the sunshines (not telling you ever make Oggle pay for their deals.... by overwork, you won't find owt)
Anyway yes now this marie Black is ok in some respects but sorry self respect you learn by experience and being on telly a lot or social media as Reggie in Russia shows.... well.....anyone can do that with some free help...
No.... only young people who have had to grapple with fucking evil won't be ruined by not developing via public office...
Anyway whitey I've no interest in and Marie will never truly speechify with love for human existence in her heart.....
thats what gunbarrels maybe give you ....
Blah blah anyway .... County Council, Swat Valley County Council in EXILE.....  and I know whom needs to be head of department.....
Fucking genius, bingo, .... but the only one who ever used that word in person round ,me..... well... later Ive realised something most interesting.....
 

hahh hahh remember his NAME!

Or hers actually..... I do...... god 28 years ago...Kathleen......
I do hope they will also send Reggie over to perhaps where I lived for a near year as one of only 4 or 5 white trash on an Island of 30,000 Black folx.....
And he may cover the racism there too......  as in 'oi we will nick your stuff and shoot you after..white cunt.' etc and much more .....
But i beat them...... every govenment minister and big chrony ebony fatcat and they have their share of just as much so darkie nasty bastards I think we need 'where are Mugabes billions too...'

but beating them, every conglomeration of fat thieving big biz in St Kitts... wanted her on the back of their pillion Honda 125 winding through the cane fields.....
I ...Cunty ...Kin~too...well our offspring would have been half way......  I managed what most of them only ever dreamed of.... probably half of them still do she was so perfect and made to sweat between the canes....
Kathleen.....  hahh hah hahh..
to do
pity incomers - they don't get Miss Amalgum is the problem

sat morn

And Miss Amalgam needs a name..... it would be entirely offputing to call him Mister Carol Lucas ... in fact that would give the wrong psychoimpressionism ...
But maybe with a good paragraph explaining exact;ly how insidious and corrupt the local version is of a national version who clearly does need to be on relaxant medication or at least take a few walks in the countryside which we are quite sure being so special she won't have time for and needs the gym and taxi ...which of course is the problem....all those emissions on her gym  machines, which of course she is entitled to as ...she is special....
Anyway planning the local version amalgamated into one simple Amalgam ...


Note to self, pitythe i/cs who suck up to local~Lucas (nice trans name Caroil will do for intacto or wasting taxpayer money for youthclubs on pollyfiller ) cos if the local~Lucas had any balls to cut off on your taxpayer money.... he/she/it would in fact stand up to agriculture.... no not big~aggra .... but ordinary local aggra..... who are so fucking lazy and stupid  they can't even put in soil practises that'v been known 100 years...and just cock a snoop at everyone..... espesh as now they are darlings of the media.....
Pity is the few one would hope to be able to converse intelligently on just this..... treat you as if you were some raver....  no raves are discos and grew out of that too aged 23 1/2 .... unlike most of the incomers of course why they can't think that local~Lucas may not exactly be ehhh...... telling any of it like it really is.....


Anyway back to point, I am entitled to fancy above all women especially as I have changed my mind that desire is important and magical.....  a young brown woman, and I know full well the W.S. branch of a so called 'family' .... despised my wish to incorporate all suntan levels into my household..... such that they would even have contempt for one of the Highest Court documents in the land.....  Reggie isn't the only sufferer......  but knowing people, is the only sticking plaster to the guts they wish to spill........i do......
Why i really must do a better job .... and diversify

oh yes i did Saturday morn so cross that off the list in fact its ruined now by suffering for your infotainment and so mean you are that.....tbc


And truth, I know truth.... never mind fact, now saturday morning traditionally my internal jungle drum at 7am beats hard: no matter what.... silliness..... as long as you can get the mudhut floor swept as is ritual by 8 and then nice free bath..... desk cleared...life is good....and today better than ever on target earnings and bang on and I just pity anyone who couldn't similarly in fact is is simile for people that waste lives on screens thinking their lives and housework will get better even supposedly reding my weblog....awhich is only ever writ after important shape shipping work done.....

So the regular close off some tabs indeed all but this would be great.... but only one tab has survived all chops and changes and cuts and rubber knife to life ...(i think we must come back to BBC Reggie on Russia so maybe i need to tape that .... because it is the affront, all my best freinds have indeed of late been black men and somehow they neeeed to rise above this ....well we will come back to this..... Dianne Abbot for PM yes it will be hard cos she has no confidence either underneath the recent rise in confidence..... anyway later) .....
I am no commentator, few fucking pisser in from the hedgerow, except on my own 'lived experience' except the one we experience here is in peoples heads and they never let it out....except in act.....
Because I know full well deep down ploughed into his field of shit..... that if I mentioned or even hinted that the only movie, now it's free ... I have paid in blood to keep as an open tab for several months now awaiting just the perfect day......  awaiting the moment of max strength to enjoy and cry at the beauty..... and bravery, and being able to do what most of her now whitey contemporaries can't do, oficially, which is speak some kind of language that will do for public discourse rather than grunts about drugs and self harm and othersuch......
I know full well that never mind the only ambition left is to save up for a rickshaw and drive it around Edgbaston until I find the right road to buzz up and down..... and in fact found the Swat Valley British tourist delegation/ government in whats the word ehh what did all the boss Poles do when they fucked off apparently saying ' the lower class scum we left behind don't care if they live or die and no we won't be back...'. 1938 or 9... [though that is self parody as if there is one thing madder than anything it is the current still moaning and endlessly politicking about a baddie from 65 to seventy years ago I mean its mad and too much..... and gets in the way.....
So yes I know full well that apart from if I could afford the dowry (I would make a great agent though) .... well.... only one tab will be left open by this evening far more important than my self indulgent lectorphilia......
Saved, for the perfect moment....... is her movie, the biggest little girl ever invented.....
I know full well that by fifteen years ago making it quite quite clear that I would wish my own only whitey flesh and blood to by preference mix with and at least share some of life and learning, with some darkie blood..... well as we know skin blah blah forever war on silly words..... that above all that is why the white supremacist couple deep down in their sad pitiful minds in fact chose [past tense], chose present and future.... to discriminate even if it will be dressed up in every other conceivable reason and  a few Parental Alienation reasons that haven't even been dreamed up to research yet.... having a few darkie mates and speaking of those I had......  above all destroyed my only love....
So for the Essex branch, yes you were always right: a nigger lover which I know full well is exactly how one particular step family think .... and i knew it..... and as i got older, even more so.....  so of course you were always even whiter than right.....

to do
pity incomers - they don't get Miss Amalgum is the problem

sat morn

silly me!, let us amalgamate them......

Now, I don't believe in wasting time on identity and the inability to contextualise, which is largely based around self~hate....
I mean yesteraft what a sad example..... ' only scum take the bus' from, well, the one one would hope were above that and indeed knew of pesies in meeting great people by dint of being onnit.....
Anyway let us amalgamate for now  the ones whom I know full well I have fucking copyright on bending em over the style and giving em a smacked bottie......
Cos whyIpityincomers.com .. I mean I am well travelled erudite and have even tasted the flesh of a fair few tribes around the planet, the Americans are the ones you want to make sure you give em a good clean first ....especially with all that big~pharma residue exuding from all pores,....
Anyway one wants conversation... that is all....and of course poor old farmers are fairly blinkered and generally racist cunt view of the world unless the 'darkies' are buying their old hags and keepinthe price of mutton up like really really fiscally lifesaving, up..... goes and throws a nigger in their woodpile of cant dunnit.....
(Now at LAST so tired yestereve .... that tired aftera  good day's work just shaping the ship ready for living another decade, and far far more ascetic~efficient than ever before so watch out cruel world.... so,  have a look at Panorama ...(i have to be very tired and bleak to want to anaesthetise self on these dreadful lipperatti younger journo crits who can never say ' well we told you so years ago......and no fucker took any notice, OR the notice they took they turned it into some meedia confetti that no one ever noticed... '  lipperatti i quite like that of course even if most of them are self harming with pages of their dads copy of Affluenza he never read so the page edges are so lovely and sharp as they glide into the skin ... makes a nice pic for utube in fact that is such a fucking brilliant image I created there.... what a perfect symmbol for it all ... fuck off I will sue and then sel it to Vladimir as .... or maybe i should just trust you..... anyway Panorama on corrupt rich gits who just want to copy corrupt fat mad  American brits and usually some Brit is middleman... and at the end is ' now go look at Reggie on race.... well I knew years ago that all central Europeans are white supremacist Klu klux Clanners ... except the three gypsies they missed..... because it is in the history books, they won, they did actually kill the 30 or 40% of darker ethnics especially inUkraine....anyway Reggie in Moscow now how ....well in some ways interesting, his emotional rollercoaster unfortunately devoid of ' ehh I think we've known this for decades that the lot of em and that does include neighbouring lands are mad white supremacists....and aren't I brave..... which in fact is racist because he is assuming that white trailer trash from Russia is too stupid compared to him to know that stabbing Reggie with a BBC camera around is not such a good idea...... anyway scary stuff, the Putin youth and their facebook and ... simply horrid...a totalitarianism worse than anything before in rat race don't dare speak out YUKistan even....  but there in a way it is....at last Reggie gets it....' ehh...I've realised, its not so much National its just white and dark....[he Misses out rambo and gun madness... all that region 20 years ago, stop off to fill up with gas... three videos only ever on the rental or buy rack.... rambo, Rambo 3 as someone stole #2 and Pretty Woman in fact the latter is allusion to something worse but I can't remember the name of the crassest Affluenza ridden pants ever....]..... but ...... but, still, there innit.... there is ... I mean it isn't said at the end 'well are you nuts Mr Congo, sort of asking for trouble ..... there is something weirdly attention seeking as surely the jungle drums would have made it clear....yes a very black man will get sliced like a pig.....  which to be crystal clear to the reader even if i should not have to be in fact is an image that lied in the fat of my dozing thoughts as what pigs people are to do that to anyone.....  but again, in fact the moral of the story is don't let young people do television..... a slightly grave and interesting exploration of Russian KKK by a black man.... and no 'emotional' reaction can be other than rather false as I am sure it would for years sit in there traumatising  as he rewatches "burn monkey, on the cross.."....... But it is simple, or is it, surely it is, and all that sio much wasted energy and time on one word but I just know if I were a nigger I would call myself one for post modern ironic reasons or is there a cleverer way of putting it ..... except that all the ignorant pitiful creeps still suckling on dinosaur milk, THEY will still use it as ultimate weapon, they will congregate around the word and dance it to the cross.....  so surely there must be only one response always ubiquitously that no word ever ever ever should be considered as any offence as in fact yes as soon as a word can be a weapon albino monkeys will use it and then that just gets in the way of conversation..... .... )



to do
pity incomers - they don't get Miss Amalgum is the problem

sat morn

The upstream emotional psychogeografical crybabies

fuck me ....it is almost as good as the main man's one....


Now, I mean it is bad..... there you are, poking at your ember, and if there is more than one you failed to get the requisite amount of energy into the system last night, for a nice free bath....but you want one dying blackie left in the morning so you can bring him back to life and spread his fire to the new.....

But it is bad, really bad when a senior member of The House, the elected one....strats to bristle about the 'emotional ecosystem' of it will have to have his to dipped in to suss out if it's hot or cold..... and be serious..... god help us when the next generation of gobbleddy~google geeks start to get radio time fuck it'll be time to up and die for good......

Anyway I mean when you sit there at quarter to seven and thankfully Caz isn't too uplippy voluble (what a lovely word, and gift....always take one gift with your free lunch....and celebrate it... the gift that is...) cos there is nothing more annoying a start to the day thean some towny tart squelching around in her wellies going oooooohhh listen to me squelching....

Indeed even if she had been uplipping and psycho upstreaming (you wait til this weblog really gets started as there is one whom does need a sharpened stick pointed at him, even moreso than the other so called eco~saviour of Lllanigon who in fact......well.... it's better than private Eye pseuds criminal corner believe me....) it would in fact pale into insignificance....  whyIhateincomers.com ....  now of course hate is too strong a word but pity is more psychoenticing ..... so lets use the truth.

Pity is what you have for someone beyond hating, for their psychoignorant sailing off into the mud downstream while Edward (of the photo in Self Build mag we sat and laughed at the beautiful whirlwhind up his stream poesy of it.... just a few mths ago)

I mean in my Farming Today I will require all interviews to be conducted at the style, with a couple of blades of grass inserted where nature intended them..... and lots of ...well, pauses..... and knowing raises of the eyebrow.....
 Along the lines of  [just think some quiet gentle wry and of course what is so fake about BBC Farming today and tomorrow no doubt too i like farmers as in real life the real ones are so abusively rude it is even a relief to me at times, i have a local senior representative who indeed works for serious aristocracy being the lizards got his farm......anyway every Innocent observation he immediately takes the grass stalk out of your lips and twists it into something so Agni~perverted I wouldn't dare,,,,always of course involving shagging, some beast, cash but real farmers know that is only illusion.... and a bullying traumatising line or two suggesting one is on strong drugs and never gets up.... now only two of the prior would bug me cos when you do grow up like him and I you wouldn't dream for 25 years of doing them, or remaining innit beyond dawn....

Anyway all that aside even if it is central.....  back at the style...... ' ooooh arre Cazles..... I mean maybe you should make it a bit plainer lass to your viewer when you've stopped moaning about the shit on your wellies  but bend over a bit more ...ooo.... just there....oooo..... and I'll gladly lick it off with my organic tongue.....  ..... two year'n..... just a couple of winters...... just in ecological evolving time  a blink of a Van Halic eye..... with a wink thrown in too... just .... a couple of seasons without the latest Toyota pickup.....
'  thats all really it's ever really been about luv... a few years to drop the nitrates and other miscellaneous agri~cos..... get your muck better composted and a new system in that brings the yield back from -45% back up to about -25%, well and truly made up for by better prices.....
' And that, luv...is what we've murdered 1/3 of all the fuckin beasts for...... just a couple of seasons ..... and 35 and more years we have known that.... and you failed to luv make one slightest dif.....'















heck I didnee know that.....

Friday, 29 January 2016

Anyway, honour... the problem witha  jumpy nation is that they cannot sit still long enough to recall
words so long ago to as I have many time wondered what they were for
Maybe one day I will honour them
Even if arch rival in the love that changed my life
But I respected for such an erudite and worldly dodgy Doctor, how he slammed that football once....
And Parky, our one number two, never even met his daughter.....
I think that's the key to so much...

Which is not rhyming or indeed slagging anyone and I am in a hurry ....somehow this has to be monetised, not this this.... no, the this that goes along with this this.....

And there we have...

Indeed sat in the sun, 'timing hey....you have made me happy..... ' £1.29 for 340 gramme you see I am quite sure that her just in from Paris {no I am moving that under happy occasionally I need to share the rhyming slag with you)

Indeed sat in the sun, 'timing hey....you have made me happy.....
' £1.29 for 340 gramme you see I am quite sure that her just in from Paris

wouldn't have the first idea what I mean
but then she don't know quite yet the English meaning of tight
shame, i was indeed ready to show her that night

Anyway.... close down the BBC first......

To think that they can smarm up to him......
Once again, yet another whole chunk of life the fucker steals......



And it IS him as a culture at inception defines, and no ALL the science philosophy and lore and in fact common sense in the world states that 'charity' is far far more abusable especially in the department of getting unelected people to hand out favours and grace to those whom by deafult must apply grace and favours which may at first be just a cuppa..... but that 'chosing' ....is always has been and always will be the problem and to think that anyone would be proud of restarting a chrony patronage system that Russians fought million~soul deathly revolutions to get rid of.....
Is not just mad it is so intelectually backwards that frankly pacifist principles may have to be at least analised for better argument in their favour.....


And the PC brigade will fawn 'but what of the 1.5 million inoculated and saved from death in Africa?'..... And the correct answer is it would have been 2 if it were done by several states combining under state control state demands of full transparency which is a dream but is always going to be one frame of the dream ahead of any private unacountable magalomaniac who cannot even accept that his systems were so apalling and still are he should put himself down the shame he brings to humanity.....

state bulk purchase of nets and jabs etc state doctors being paid sensible state rates as proper employess rather than three times the rate as locum......
If he had paid all his proper tax due too in fact I'm quite sure that several states could have been given twice the going rate to do what the victorian 'philanthropist' takes us back to the stone age with.....
put that in your pipe Ms Klein doubtless on a cut or a job offer [one day, when you get past 35 40 you develop patience even a free holiday home ten years down the line in return is a bargaining chip not auto~sniffed at.....

However that's not the end of it......

subtitle; and extremely beautiful photo
sub~subtitle: extreme loyalty, although maybe one has to grow up and diversify sometimes.....for good purpose...

Now, the above pic and i MIUST stop this cos I am out of sequence in fact off the page which is entitled good ethereal super~Gladwellian magic fairie edited photos, and i have a year's work sorting them, but ...

Rihght needs must is the best way to stay healthy and lose weight and be lithe and sexy, no question about it..... and loyalty is no matter what when you find a good sturdy lady - who works well except for one little item the PC lads of Merthyr lied about being sortoutable, and I triusted them.,.....in fact an EASY fix.... 20 quid ...if you have a machine with ease of parts gettable and interchangable and interchanging ,

Anyway living in the rural  morality wastelands and NOT importing your own suitcase of cash or pension you don't deserve as you've just skived and faked useful inteligent work for years and years... means when they first became affordable well one needed teh damn things just to augment child payments etc never enough to live on so up at 5 ad try to make a living selling books...ok.... though many a tiem i wisely said ' the time spent of the machines over the years meant in fact not profitable..... amortise that in to what one could have mad scything nettles even at below minimum wage...I would have (despite being expert) been better off had they never been invented) ....sucked in to the maelstrom... that was 20 years ago...... and once in a whirlwind, paddle hard..... learn at least how to save data perfectly, format, reload..... basic min software ...on several machines....at least every 6 mths likely oftner.....
Which...for gods sake learn to do as efficiently and as perfectly and without 'expert' help at 50 quid for not knowing anything as all the real thieves really did emigrate here from failing elsewhere of course they did you wont read that in the tourist mags ....

And it still continues.....  now windows 7 was ok but seems support will cease quicker than 'expected'  and anyway updates have been getting as many report rediculous....
Indeed due improving and in fact rebuilding as i like a machine that one can fix and rely on so ... well lets just say a bit of refurb ... several times...hell i have it down to changing a formula 1 tyre speeds stripping and rebuild etc......
loyal...always with love.... and kind memory....

But at last time to (experimented) indeed change YET again  and PAID for win 7 (even if you don't need to blackscreen win 7 not activated JUST as secure and functional in real world and that proves never trust young people, especially now it is official they are worst communicators as debating yest with S wales chap down there can't even speak half of them its terribly sad what Gove and all the rest did and i think it has more to do with boo hoo don't bully me than standards, ehh thats the teachers on themselves no one else....
Windows 7 does not neeed activating (as also a citizens court case then defined) .... mine is with a £35 ebay recycled sticker and in fact they are trustworthy but don't buy from central Europe sad but true....   because i don't have time to wonder, hence yes a many times reformatted and reloaded o/s etc and ... of late...last few mths..... that's broke too.....
preparing for the last big Dban / reload [Win 7 pro] / activate/ ... which i have done many times for others in the non existant lying community around and about.....  update..... cos you have to before you can update to win 10......
paid for, all ship shape all ready for rightful updates ...you have paid for......


And how long has this one (after 2 hrs dance to get it tuned cleaned and all the rest to perfection .... )  been sat wasting my electricity..... checking...and checking....for hours..... and then giving up 'no updates' .....
We are not talking hours..... days Mister fucking Gates... and this the supposed one robust and pathfinder great gamechanger fucking product and service....
It is an embarassment to even share the same passport with the CeeBBC ....


However, now, you can't see much.... that painted lady, in the foreground..... is a matter of true beauty.... one day if you stick around i may show you.....

Anyway back to proper sociopolitical point scoring next.....it truly is remarkable if one thinks about what's been going on poor old Bodge (the Hodge) wasting her time.... the industrialisation of ....
I mean she of course FAILS to make the point perhaps I am the first ....
And my radio has been almost completely off for weeks its all so horrid.....   That THE country ~ no it would be too trite to Google 'singapore capital gains tax rate' because it is far more interwoven than that.... so puting it in simpler terms, that land which surely has especially taking into account being jealous of Eire slashing the jolly sensible way of taxing wealth via capital gains tax,  so competing and catching uuuu up... that land which surely has slashed more than any other the taxes that the top 1/3 directly or indirectly via their dividend payouts  ...pay or dont pay i.e. top 1/3 getting fatter.... concurrently has transerred the record shops amnd book shops and everything else to offshoresville notional tax rates a few percent.....
And the same HMG (i assume they are isn't that what National means) yesterday is rubbing our nozeies innit .... into my inbox  nice comfy little cross spunkup....


 I think that... I mean I even encountered the Ferrari driving Cayman man .... very rich entrepenuer.... I think especially as he suggested 'social unrest the way you lot are lying about reality' ... well he would get it, Tony then Gordon then Dave really did as good as (and more than any other country elsewhere ~ and that matters) just give away the very shops be they nook cranny or many high st.... give away to the 100~offshootshell~companies~in~one~namebrand  brigade   almost all really quite American..... and to think that it can be changed back in any meaningful  without a new better Tommy Pain .....is laughable.....

I do have a rather good idea though and I would put even money it would work..... it involves allies mind you and of course Affluenza specifically targets exactly that side of the symptoms equation so cleverly......
Wonderful thing though, I never inside take ''no' as last answer as I was world champion affluenza'd little atomised cunt til about 26 or 7.....  and i really do mean world champion  though nice enough to never want to hurt anyone .... (and thats where Ladies of the night don't care what other ways the moral compass may point, really do do society a service and I think that essay i must get back to first as I am loyal to hard working and indeed loyal pay as you goers....  saves so much pain in the ubiquitously imature... maybe imaturable, or at least those feeling they need time out from the manipualtion and other aspects of relationships to THINK but know you can't think straight without the odd good itch.... ..... the heroines of humanity..... silly Swedes tho never were able to think ....)






'assuming makes an ass out of you Mister Google and not me ' ...

XXXXX (= then put  abit of film in) .... 
Of their revenge - Oggle's ...I would say if I thought they could spell it....of what dear old blogger dotcom has been up to attacking me for the last ten mins.....
But that's the problem with inadequate communication, indeed scanning a first impression or even second, it misses out the in person bit, especially the bit whereby for the last half a year every other sentence of mine to a widely published scientific writer, indeed even consultant to The Lords has been ' no you are wrong you have fallen into the cool young dude hype based on marketing to cool young dudes especially touchy feely females, who aren't..... Wordpress is NOt better than Blogger at all... their storage limits are far less every bit is too complicated once you go to next levelk and it's all designed to get you to put hand ever more deeply into pocket, but all that aside - hey look at these two websites one you [you] set up one free (WOULD pay google the domain fee they can happily make a profit on but have to pay someone else why oh why did they change that )   your site been there on Wordpress for yonks my newer version within a couple of weeks and it doesn't even have in URL that term but beets yours with your term, in google rankings with NO SEO or not much other than basic common sense design..... no i don't care if as you say all the wordpress ones are cooler and cool people have them and all the sci community..... Oggle is cheaper, although likely they get some ad rev others don't so i doubt it is not financially viable.... actually easier, far less snidey "hey dude we love you" lying cunts cos they don't and in fact their supposed trouble free migration with my Microsoft "Spaces" blog 2006 was not trouble free in deed was impossible never could work despite their lying always female interestingly tech experts on 25 hrs a day standby for you to send you cool messages about how cool everyone is .....  and anyone i ever meet and wants to ask some advice on their brochure or even campaign always state the above, plus Oggle less likely to bend the Constitution and block your free speech, than snidey Wordpress who do, unless you shell out of course for stand alone dot org.. it is widely stated....  and indeed having two portals for one company in itself is ridiculous and leads to confusion'

And having a constant barrage of reliable faults is.... mind expanding..... and means there is someone far far nastier than me, so in fact is a subtle coercive abuse and esteeming...... 
So, fucking truce.....

...oh and said communicant...is a ruthless scientist too who knows how to spell evidence based....so they say..... me haven't enough time to check, being stuck with this crate of smelly turd of a platform that takes so much time doing what even a 3 year old in England may find easer ... getting the dictionary of the shelf.....


Indeed, absolute radio silence, I mean it is revolting enough listening to some mate of Gove eulogising about ...well that is an interesting essay in fact... 'pick and mix policies' hey us young people will reinvent politics a bit of what Gove left cos he knew it was nuke, but poor Eddie Stobard even if of course they will find a scret way like G4s do of duffing up kids.....and a bit of what jezza dreams of....'
Well I hope coll young intelligent erudite smart dude who thinks that the whole political system has now changed as they can pick and mix smartphones or operating systems.....  which Mister dead OCDer above all usurped for his financial gain with his walls of steel around his ios.....
I hope actually not so young smartie pants somehow is going to figure a way of ripping up Magna Carta, judge-led-lore indeed they whole basis of the administration ..... (which is rarely for me all not entirely true I know how logistix work) ... but what is true is politics is a system where laws are battled through houses and then there is even a long stage afterwards where by some undemocratic process the Gove of the day may get drunk one day and get enacting the ones he likes or morosely frunk the next and deactivate the ones he doesn't by not enacting..... I know that cos one regarding a law - primary, not mere scrofulous 'precedent' referring to my own name it may need 'repealing' which in fact cos i had the biggest judges as enemies....   frankly
there's a 'snse'in the last one common sense says it is 'sense' damned if i waste anoyther second bothering to keep up standards and the double c capitalised in opening line i will leave as it sort of is cute....
Anyway all just a mad diversion back to the point in a mo....

Which is in a just world in fact, exactly, a neighbour deserves a hand...... I just hope really i wasn't thought raving mad I mean what a  foot in gob the one person you in fact for a while have been hoping to bump into unfinished biz..... et cet er ahh.... and what with the tourist delaying you, farmer lying about bootees haurting ....  and a few other things like the Moron picked the wrong day sort of so rediculously bad timing unbelieveable how i could have done with ten mins to dawdle i love waiting...... waiting, waiting rooms the best places just to sit and relax, drift dream ...natter....  and I utter that! ...  hmmm.....



Of course we HAVE [innix - recap, you can't italicise a title word so it means IMAGINE] been in business ...


TO BE VERY CCLEAR
this is neither a tech weblog or in fact an organisation that would ever sit on its lazy arse and be cheap and use the dullest and silliest form of exemplar ever, the screenshot, to denote anything in any way interesting as they cannot....



But this is vaguely interesting, so some years back Mail.com (which hosts my thingy thing end bit 'post.com' too which is confusing but I am such a genius of what you need to know if you have common snse that instead of s***nc****on@mail.com I set mine to s***nc****on@post.com cos if you are pissed in a pub and chatting up a lovely Irish woman... errata now she will listen, so lets keep it English, they never do, innately cannot and shout across the bar simonclayton@mail.com they may make the errata of typing in simonclayton@male.com which is the first rule of communication make it purposeful, I mean one day you may need to hold back a bloody revolution or even find an English one who does listen even if there is as much chance of Germany getting sensible enough to expand once more and incorporate some nice warm beaches of their own..... 

So, a logistics expert, always..... a big word for thinking, always thinks of every angle he can, it is his job and responsibility this thinking lark......
And I have always been Mister Simple...ify... no iffy about it.... hate work, hate screens, hate almost all of it, mnimise the screen especially by making sure it is all ultra efficient and time saving as much as one can...... to beet the fuckers....

Anyway what a momentous moment, they ~ mail com I've been with is it about 18 years prob 19 maybe even 20....and did happily pay 30 bucks a year until... they stopped charging even tho i wanted them to a few years back.....
Go and get the right word so lets hope they know what it MEANS....which requires a few reads at least 
It also means if you flas these 'news' pages at about 2 a second and i usually ignore but I'm sure it's suable not putting a strobe warning on it..... and I am even nicer than usual today to log out of email and log back in so i sit poised to grab this for you.....  Mister James et Al failures....






However, the irony......unless I could be bothered to share all wisdom and mindfullness~in~the~moment urbericity and get so phenomenally rich as I know that the actual only new trend and game in town is going to be making the old folk happy... in their rot and madness .... but permissive never mind progressive means that 'they' not to be prejudiced do have some middle brain left and know a fraud from a survival strategy.....
even if it may a take a little defumigating the affluenza fumes and all the meedia.... 

Anyway the photo above is much time~saving cleverer than it looks, cos in fact is only a screen shot of a screen shot because the original screen shot had too much data innit being namely the email above that is now cut out by reframing via  a second screenshot was that of a nice man who brought around a  Hoover the other day .... called Ivor..... and in such a moment was everything but we want to keep his name out of the thing as I respect everyone's unique identity and data no matter what on pain of death (excepting those whom have given one their data ass ome weird sort of here is the truth thing .... you do what you will with it but that's a long long one from six year'nago....  that needs an opera I think ...one day...)

However windows 7 had a perfectly good photo editor, simple quick and robust...... except now they've changed it so that I think you have to change some unfindable settings for 'it' not to fuckin well when you click on 'edit organise or share'  have to entirely reorganise your so simple it is ascetic truth stark hard drive c vol to their new fangled folders they stick your desktop documents in too...... fucking madness so its  quicker to screenshot the screenshot and then write a hell of a long few paragraphs about it than figure the cross platform implications of their fuckin revolution .....

But what I do know.... the poetry aspect ~ a bit of rhythm... without being pissed off with their fat neeedy freedom nonsense ... is now far better served by the definitely better new on~loop singsong in the headphones to drown out the gales and screams.....


Anyway where was I.....  so, for several reasons (i would be lying if I didn't stick that in.... and unless I get rich enough to buy them out, or big enough to blackmail them......   the first few years of Mail.com [i still have the apologies from someone highup fair ok well not really they nearly drove me mad with so many emails disappearing into the black hole... that may exist....  poor Stephen a whole load of chat on what is still yet not entirely for sure we shall see ... I mean if they don't know what the Darkie energy/matter=stuff is yet well it may, as it has a gravitational number to it as in can curve spacetime, NOT cause you to like planet earth so much you fall to it every time, fallacy....]

Anyway mailcom very mad, then got reliable..... [one assumes that’s the prob with tech of course you don't often know when its routing your data elsewhere and no its not practical to install so called safer OSs as any activity should always be done proper with it in the back of the head one should have apprentices/allies/wives if HMG sub 7 grand when you bucket kick, ehhh.... allies/ et cet era ah.... and they may need to share your devices.... indeeed that really is the whole point~ at least having one charger that'll do for two.... ] .... however almost in the same month that.... no actually it is in the same month, being their New Year revolution was to go and move the smaller adverts panel from a vertical strip along the right side ~ left homosphere field of vision? ... anyway for a normal person like me it wasn't too irritating on the right in fact you  forget it..... but someone has done their psychometrics or surveyed the leftwing customers the Tories forever too busy protecting their cash by having to chat people up on golf courses so they won't steal it..... to ever answer ...

Anyway, now that nice old mail.com have stuck jumpy video ads, along the bottom, unswitchoffable it would seem...un 'customisable' when everything digital was of course always going to be 'hey dude you lovely yummy cool thing you can forever customise every atom of even your wank filled underpants' .... ehh no.... not the things that matter..... as in not geting epilepsy every time you want to attempt to deconstruct your email account such that in time one day as was planned later in the year you can do without it forever...it almost only ever ...few exceptions, this feminised medium, as a way they stab.....  nowt to do with me but all I know if life is this curiously lovely not wanting one more nanosecond on the screen ever again than is absolutely necessary......so time (strarting yesteraft) for the long planned revolution....

And i mean it......

Oh yes and the real point even if it is of course trite..... lack of ability to concentrate, fancy noisy ads, hyping everything and even mpre insidious than ever before of course as we all know, endless beautiful people, when the world is filled with more ugly fatties than ever before.... just as they go into overdrive dear Mail com.... they go and find the word for their introductory news that no one wants or needs that best describes exactly what they turbocharge their own little part in.....

[twice in a morning, i shall leave the three 'e's in neeedy just as a nice little arty face....- square brackets now i know they only belong in certain setting, within dialog etc but they kind of belong also when something is such a whimsical lament one is almost sighing but not saying anything much worth taking note of ]



























It is a [fill in the easiest word]*


* so being as it is official and as wrote to the German lady last night 'please save us ...or else'  and we are ...no errata, you are bottom of the class and all the poor teachers are crying in their saccharine prozac morning cuppa cos of those nasty parents who buy loads of computers and stuff and don't know what 'boundaries at home' are any more as they are too confused about the boundaries between Google chrome identities which seem to be a bit less brick wall than they say on the box ..never mind that between Gove's left brain, and right....
(no, it doesn't exist that stuff despite every cool younger blogger etc who prey on your ignorance with thiers)

8 so being as....
oh yes the pic aren't I in a jolly good mood with you today I even make time to indeed as Miss Oggle has gone off for her winter break it would appear and no more spell checking alowed...or maybe I have used up some mean... all mean.... mystery 'allowance' of the amount of spelling mistakes i am allowed to have corrected in one weblog before I have to upgrade to premium and then they go bust but keep charging your cc....
Anyway just the one word got wrong in last post so I shall not bother going back and changing it .....

So yes beg.....  when no one can communicate at all as they are so bottom of the class they'll need an Ice Pick [c Leon] to get out of the basement of education and we'll need swarms of immos just to do stuff like our reading and writing ... well let's hope Europe will deign to come to our rescue.....



[fill in the easiest word]* = skit, no too cutsey; piss take?; ironic comment with self abuse leanings....? sort of.... ; pants - definately simply meaning as we will if the nation is this badly educated (no surprise I knew years ago, plus you get what you pay for even Mail.com now are on our bandwagon) we must from now on make it very very very simple that even a skitty peabrain would understand...: the performance art [not a good way of ever putting anything ~cheap way of oversimplifying] is whistfully [that's kindof with a smile no stress long ago learned how to move beyond any stress tip just be Moroccan] .... of course it takes about ten times longer to Blogger copy a pane of text over to word 2003 [in Hay-on-Wye they steal even that in fact they don't wear pyjamas to the school run there as they were nicked] ...  or indeed just write a few sentences of the madness that despite all that untaxed profit they don't spend it on keeping just the spellcheck working, a bit....
(but i do NOT blame them..... as per yest but for a year my speeches start ' I do not blame any more politicians, big biz, or anyone fully overlording any of us.... no, that is the big error...[example followed local Broiler sheds and so called protest group of the five usual suspects.... you can guess the next sentence...it could also apply to every 'campaign' I've had a bit of inside gen on since 2007 or 8....  ] ... 'so yes write a load of sentences about how long it takes to copy / paste / check elsewhere and overlay ...as an obtuse making~self~look~stupid statement cos it takes a lot longer to write the sentences or paragraphs such as this one  for example never mind upload the photo, above, at still ancient speeds despite all their promises.....   as a skitty work of obtuse artist as moron for your entertainment performance art sort of even if only precious gits use phrases like performance art....
There we have it......






We should be in business together dotcom

Now what are we on now, Gertrude did I catch a glimpse of?

All I know is that 55mph is just what you need to test, however...... there is only ever one protection against storms and other miscellaneous beasts and that is knowing that ....
(hahh note to self that is interesting, I consider myself very well informed, I don't know why I have bothered but on the old progressive... affairs with anyone/ fuck a rabbit if it doesn't bite cos even the sheep round here do /  I wonder if the data will suggest same sex ones are more 'robust' ?/ ... how to organise society now that [as predicted for so many years it is such a bore] it is known that everyone is going to die a lingering lonely slow death only hastened by the fact your health visitor will be fiddling the books and in fact only spending 9.76 seconds wiping your bum rather than the allocated 15 sex.....  and anyway the paperwork! that'll kill you fist as the only one sane legal campaigner excepting self even if I retired ages ago cos there's no point, spoke ' people like me in our cirx shouldn't be bombarded with 3 letters a day in brown or green striped envelopes constantly on the beg for just our basix [bravo mate!]' .....and anyway .....oh yes so britain in fact should be begging Europe.... to be alowed to sit in the corner and come back to class one day.....spesh as it seems as long predicted our kids (hahh as discussed yest in the shagging shed three of em were in there!) ... are On Target Earnings for bottom of every Euro class ever......
So won't be able to read the bumwiping scheduled app charts even if it talks to them......

So where is this going, so many tangents to enjoy...... ehh yes I bet the paperwork is as big as a burial mound but seven grand...... you say they never tell you these Tories of even if its been there ages, there is a marriage silver lining....in fact with a free seven grand if married man dies being as the data says he will first so lets simplify in that concomitant tallying up ....  you could almost aford a free silver lining..... to the last box you'll never think your way out of....

(now fuck me that is GOOD for 3 hours sleep and a late afternoon and all eve yest actually getting back to the backlog to say the least......)

In fact so celebratory I shall even go to word 2003 for the last time and de~typo there and back in a mo.....



Thursday, 28 January 2016

'ugghhhhh .... bloody hell, her...[like, really yuckfull 'her']'

And a real conscience, I mean surely I was overheard ....surely.....  spitting out the exact last thing in the world, well almost, that .....  and then all evening, me I don't do nights ~ ten pee emmm and doze and never even a slightest toss and turn even when I was probably overheard being really very disdainful and having a caring conscience never mind what an ironic madness......


subtitle 1: Blame it on him, Paulo [exact spelling] him....  because I think indeed I will change my mind  indeed it, the big it, does make the wolrd go around.....  and there is only one world to wander around so....
subtitle 2: define absolute happiness....   that was it.....   and even in the layby [deliberately of course] ...  being desirable.....  doesn't matter if one was this time noticed.....


Actually there really IS a thing, now of course one cannot write what follows and in this dreadful land be thought of as over the line and .....  But a yera back I subcontracted the re reading of probably the best non fiction book of them all Mister Bridges Uttermost , and there you are, a range amongst the Indians for not juts some silly few year research project but in fact a many year living by dint of needing to, with them...   and in fact I must contract out of the subcontracting in and just read it myself again but the gist from a pretty good research ass nothing about being a pervert, nothing about breaking taboos of where it really doesn't belong....  but sex, fucking, being taught how to run a house and do one's other duties absolutely cornerstone of the inter~generational ongoingness of everything.... such that old hag as a duty to take on young male Grasshopper, and teach him to clear his mess up after making one all over her, and when the job is done.... gradually she will fade away and he will in his own dotage pass on to his young acolyte exactly the same essential skills and far more apt, poise grace and elegant solutions...  And of course, an old man would be snuggled up in the bearskins winter when there isn't much hunting or foraging to do and telling his daughter 'of course you are good in bed you inherited it from me...'  
In the case of the Yaghan or was it other lot Yanhami thats from pure memory many years back to likely wrong but there were two tribes and one was culturally conditioned to be a bit easier going so.... I am quite sure that they would be un tainted by the latter day default to it's innate and DNA~innit which is largely untestable as we can't gouge the eyes and ears out of foetii at 2 or 3 mths so ....    they would have likely been a bit more balanced~circumspecious and believed in what in fact may have more real truth in it methodology~wise, ' the gods gave some of us a generally more fruity approach to procreation ' ....


Anyway this is not a sex blog in fact you can probably have your blog autodefined by Oggle just for using that word like I've...as very rude and it should get taxed at a higher rate...


There you go if there is maybe one proof that no one should be executed ever and in fact all gaol sentences should be properly reviewed every six years minimum ~ and the definition of properly is: the quota that a minimum of 50% will have found their sanity and forgiven themselves by dint of understanding that in fact it is often  all fairly random which Maggie gets hancuffed and which Maggies gets handcuffed then trips over  resulting in a murder rap.... However some choices are obvious, I mean indeed as my well known ex friend did handcuff the bitch as if there is one person whom one really could point the finger at for being maddest hatter in the face of in fact no evidence, yet driving forward some perverted and in fact counter common sense [that any farmer or indeed lovely grey haired eco home dweller]  ocial policies by strength of her own will to be, what exactly ... Anyway be~handcuffed Bodge would have deserved to trip and die choking on her own vomit, then.... and the handcuffer deserved an honorary  Knights Templar hood for putting up with her in such close proximity with her scabrous spittle and .... hmm i do think that scrofulous is my actual favourite word so I am sure she has that too....
And then... a mer six or seven or is it eight years on.....  I mean actually even if 99% is wasted by all the slaves of HMG who simply it seems as we knew 40 years ago so why moan, but facts are facts and waste is waste and I never understood how self~contemptuous they must be chucking out perfectly good desks into skips etc ....
But this is interesting, but if she would just smile a bit and get down off the prickly seat atop her charger and ....
I mean I have little to do with that world there the other side of ten miles West of Polytown ... but .....  if Missus fairly well respected sound of ranting would make it clearer,  They, indeed have [15 years] simply industrialised supply and demand of everything almost .... which I'm not defacto opposed to, but warehoused much of supply just on the basis of industrial quantities of demanding 50p cheaper... for a book or even cd or lp....   And that by one entity with all their three footie pitch sized warehouses that the not too chosy of CE and other such are loyal to, in fact what is really happening is that yes they are 'putting Waterstones and HMV out of business'  so that the tax that W + H used to pay in fact is paid now at a nominal rate of a few percent .... in other words Cameron and gang and yes Blair and Co started it....   indeed have offshored into American owned conglomerates the high street.... simply by dint of  a far lower notional tax rate..... and the Irish are their main stooge....  but anyone, like me, who spent a fair bit of time there 25 year'nago especially if they bought a Gateway laptop when they cost a couple of grand.... knew all that...
Anyway i like the Irish in fact ...hmmm....  in a way I think Ireland, unlike Wales, grew up quick.... almost an unspoken coming of age supping with the devil as someone nicked the spuds and a lovely inability to be arrogant... indeed maybe it is the home of philosophy in the English speaking world....  crookery and oppression leads to growing up quick... at least in Ireland they don't try to hide th e confusion of it all....  which indeed is perraps the key to maturing better like a good brie...

Anyway Queen Hodge .... and in fact it is interesting.... now of course one skimmed Ms Klein and all that narcy stuff made her look so good but its all too rahh rahh spectacle to make her and her acolytes just look so well informed~good....  which is the exact opposite of what would ever make any difference because all those dumbing down cds and dvds via Amazon have a fabulously intelligent double whammy  in that they make the consumers of them so thick and itzy that they couldn't ever have hope of browsing a Klein ...where one indeed may need a Hodge or so.... if she would just simplify it....
















Tuesday, 26 January 2016

hahh what a fabulous line just to trick me into ....well, what....
'one cannot love onesself, one needs a stranger in ones bed..' [Mister Green]

Anyway far more important what a laugh it is worse than ' ohh poor me i wouldn't be able to afford the 1/2% increase in mortgage rates ..'
' poor me...... all our savings went to paying for the care home.... ' unless you are a lawyer
The correct line is as I've been saying for eseveral years but no one wants to listen, ' ehh private business and even immos working in broiler units for the elderly ..... will of course screw you ... but that's irelevent compared to the fundamentals of the so called permissive society.....  shag who you want as long as no one knows but make sure there is some kind of cohesive and perhaps inteligent ways of people living in communities that has genuinley workable creative solutions viz perraps even sharring some cash n freeholds as no one will ever be able to afford all the robots and small communities of real people who do find a way of supporting each other probably also even means the Altzheimers will be less severe in presentation.....amongst friends and beighbours..... rather than paid friends and neighbours that simply we will never be able to afford.....  in real worlds'



hahh, bingo!!

You see even if i spend a certain amount of most day on a helter skelter ride amongst thought that only Bob... that is the good Bob, the one who knew......
you can be too far from home......  not the other one spends his whole life moaning about someone who can't remeber to pass the ashtray.....

Anyway up in the high rolling hills...... which is euphemism for just wandering amongst the endless chores abating the rot .... and nowadays killer beast~x.....   and the mind roams and it is such fun.....

But it had not occurred..... fuck me I live within in both paradigms the ultimate in the real story of all that immo stuff and no one has ever got it.... ever....
Now we can talk a little local aggro 70 year back one band of lone nutters ..... sadly displacing the Israelite [ i lose track were they that then or were they Zion yet oh well my essay on the other desk will put a stop to all that] ... who ends up shooting thrirteen year old footstampy girls cos they ..can

However, now call me a racist which of course for the next 6 mths ..year...two every single nerd who thginks that anyone can ever guess what economic consequences there are of the ...future......will segway in by default when the fuckin lot are as thats what everyone is except the extreme wing of Time Out film recomendation dept which shoves in the Chinky movie on ....desire/love and all that and fuck .... they are right damn em even if it was the privatised wing of Guradian Observer....same perfect nerds no one can be .....
Anyway they leave out the very best spickovision ever Zorba so they know nothing.....

Anyway a yea
r ago i have i believe an interview in fact maybe not but that doesn't
[that sentence rescued from a few paras above where it went and stuck it really this is too much a conspiracy theorist would say it was a plot ....me I hate only one type the scrawny English conspiracy theoriser generally they know some Druids as good mates and have rear Hancock etc and just know that  the CIA is hiding under the floorboards.... me i know that too but to me they are only there to be EDucated so listen in yes....

Anyway, some poor olive~complex ioned curly hairs on the run, maybe that was pretty much the only time that the few left ok thats something else but.....
Now yes where was I.... a year ago ... now in the last five I have only had two equals in conversation, under 40 that is......  one sadly one ,ust suppose the yank got to her.... or worse cos they always are the English fat git who well thats a story for another day.....
But the other and I never ever flatter ever..... ' fuck me i just came into Leominster for a bit of cheap grub and maybe cheap printer ink....and I found you... Rmonia did you say...... no half and half Romanian Polski.... wow but...... you say you have only been here a year.... no.. please believe me, no fucking English can speak English any more in your age group ... well except one.....  which does include the ability to have a convesration as we have had which is a sequence of point/debate/maybe conclusion maybe agree to differ..... no sulking, no seething you can always spy it.....you are incredible.....even if you are going to be lonely here.....'


Anyway no slight on Leo full of alcies and druggies and violent stabbers.... and alclies....no you can't take East London out of anyone for 50 plus years it would seem...


Anyway, that's the thing, now the great tragedy of the Wall down the middle was not that they built it in the first place to keep out the nasty free thinkers of the West or their atomised families etc blah blah keep the monkeys in their cage....
No, it was, what they did let in......

I mean regularly I do try to help...... our poor Central European brethren ....  ' Dear... no they never told you in Pretty Woman or whats a better one ehhh....  that wealth and decadence requires fraud to feed the cash to pay for it and fraud does include not paying your last months wages on some pretence of the accountant says so or that some neighbour is suing over rights of way along the quarry track so business down ... despite the 300k equity on the house....
I mean what is a good example of..... shit telly ehh thats the thing I don't know ..... but I know it exists ...Disney... and Pretty Woman and....
They let it in... was it beamed? who knows ..... but even today one encounters Poles crying into their Pivo about the promised land being (well the few whom break happy clappy ranks)... full of backstabbing mad creeps.....
And i try... I really do try to explain .... ' ehhh... Pretty Woman well thats not exactly a good intro to ...'

So in short I know full well that that 'movemnet' of viewers..... is media induced no question about it even if precious writers entirely getting wrong the migration from the East ..... would never admit something so base ....
And then the region, this one beyond much Central E invasion cos they don't like the countryside the real damage the commies did en block cuasing the people to hate the countryside as only the 'peasants' were left behind..... so Central Europeans will never have in their DNA any apreciation of other than the concrete mall ....
 they dont tell you that either even if of course there will have been the odd one who resisted but very few.....
And then yes my region...... I have simply never known such unhappiness - a mass epidemic that could shrink the willy of any ordinary person never mind the heads of their grandchildren.....
A mass sinking into the mud...... everyone all they ever go on about is some problem ... and then they just disappear either off to the nuthouse or back to the nuthouse one assumes......
No communication, no nothing just fleeing of course fleeing themselves and their inability to make real what they read in The Guradian about downshifting into Marcher places being only good.....

And I know full well that many as we all do on the receiving end of baddie stuff be they Syrian or Eritrean they have plenty of far nicer places they could loiter in and in fact I thought charity was hard wired into say Tunisian Islam   or Libyan oil or.....
Anyway propoganda...... the notion that The West is full of benevolent Jobses who will shower them with free iphones rather than be sussing out thir backside for a bit of slider action in return for the free iphones and i bet even their whores still get the same terms and conditions and massive penalty cluases if they want some choice.....

media....propoganda...... this is not the century (last 75 years of people moving to flee violence no.... it is in fact undoubtedly cos I am sorry move 1000 or move 100 miles it is the same as being pregnant or not..... ... )
The era of runing after dreams seeded  by far more than anything else mass morons of the media...... much of which was in fairness only ever dreamed up as some daft entertainment .....  that is why, Nigel....is

(and the proof, for example even the even I thought spick~brains of Portugal [wrong of course just repeating what i heard so often from whitey] have a long tradition of even amongst the poor not 'education' the way it is used as almost some stabbing implement here, no, just homespun balancing the  perhaps more real pros cons facts and fantasies.... the bar room chat even in some dusty pueblo may indeed a bit more...thoughtful............ and a hell of a lot of them, don't.......move.....)

In quite a few excursions around and about previously en~walled lands...... it is amazing how few really hungry looking people you saw.... excepting a few brown folk of course.....
Indeed i would wager a bet that there are far more ...here.
The age of fantasy relocation all based on bad big~fat mainstream media that sits on its lazy arse and doesnt ever want to tell the real stories ...  radio 4 for example..... most bbc tv I am quite sure....

Which means I have argued myself at last into what to vote..... even if I may pretend there have been so many other resounding arguments...... that one, wins...... furthermore is the only way you are going to get the townies back where they belong...... unless of course they do want to really be in the lands where beast ~ x dominates and .... there never was much to do than make do with a good walk in the hills, and if the countryside is just a slightly cheaper place to watch telly all night in well fuck off and leave our house prices alone thank you very much........ ergo