Wednesday, 31 August 2016

First line of the speech....

tap tap...scratch...... I apologise, yes, sorry time... never mind all those Trot infiltrators, anti~Zionisms  neither of which anyone understands in ignorant little Gobshite land.....  we should indeed never have let in to membership a man who aged 33 I believe it was, employed by the nation's kind and always striving for snide correctness not even reporting the recent betting odds Aunty, thought that 999 would not notice asking for an interview with a copper is not an emergency..... and did not immediately ban him forever as example to our youth....  which is what banning is actually for.... ["ohh Jeremy..... you are him ...you are his reincarnation......you are.... Martin..... ]


(stated ambition to their boss, get them running to the loo cross legged, but.... even I... wandering interpostal ..... the tears of giggles....  thats like is it 20% chance so says Paddy, power.... I mean just the thought of what the Dead Ringers would have to open up with next day I think I am going to die of tear~loss  now...

' [tap tap...sound of scratching beard.... clearing throat.... under the breath"oops bicycle clips left on must remember media image"   ]... 'tap tap....anyone there.... testing..... yes... ehhh well didnt expect to be ehhhh.....


That alone has to be worth many a thousand miles cycled between door knobs and letterboxes....
No way I retire.... schitzofrenic just like everyone else

this is no longer just a Dream.....

fuck me, define: criminal, biased perverting the course of history and justice for the poor and hungry and those who cant get legal aid or the council decides they can bully out .... jobsworth reserve the right to be L'Oriel cafe manager but capitolism bust even it, little slimey gits..... the way they balance it, now I havent tried to figure odds for years after some sad starchild suggested it was the way to get out of your wrong side of curve dangled into the hole.....
but 11/2  i do believe is favorite even if i don't understand the system..... for next fuckin  PM !!!!!... fuckin guilty~by~omission morally mutilated dry as a desert cunts never even mentioned it......  Well, manifesto book cover, fuckin fire the lot of em and get some honest people telling the tales......


right Bet~Fred time...... the great game, playing fields...
A man known quite well strolls over ... fabulously handsom, girlfriend I would almost kidnap him and send him off to cageland   to spend a night with her rarely washed ultra beautiful~people dreadlocks.... but well off busy doing even more well off....  the kind though who knowing I am his elder and should be respected and before have very gently barked at something, and when barked at this time slightly for real,
' sorry mate, wrong on that one.... no, if social media campaigns were what you say Natzy would be Jobshare PM rather than gone, having utterly failed to make one MP fuckin diference, and, well the huge majority warmongering fuckin missile lobbing MPs would have listened to their constituents baying by cutsey social media and done what they were bayed and nicely bayed to do..... shut the fuck up it don't work.... except a few rare instances....  and even My only Queen bombards me now with SM email as her name has been stolen by yet another frankly so minority issue when YUK wimmin still have to do more than even 51% of housework ....so i never read it, on GM..... i shall leave the 'F' out as boys are probably so mentally ill they mutilate their own for fun live on The Tube.....  her magnificent dad needs to have a word with em.... after all he rightly made it about him too as it obviously was.... the one man in the world above being branded manipulator for own ends?..... when he even admits it....what a true man, world record best world dad!!..... cos the only nuke to truly fear is the so quick fire reaction of the even best mum who indeed sees a man may benefit concurrently with his daughter, when she joins his family biz!..... and I am sure some have.....

 Anyway back to matters local as although there is no greater sacrafice and indeed better way to die, teaching young  brown women how to do Punch style jokes in English classes perrrraps [my perraps is symbolic... she married someone else juts a few weeks ago! and never even answered the Facebook post Brexit proposal, pre as well quite likely... leaves me inside info on the wedding pix though ~ and she knew our earlier knowledge of one another was pure, only and based on her beautiful pronounciaton of her "Harraps".  Froggish  to Yobbish.... ]

..... and spell it all correctly or else.... (that is a point how do the Pakistani teachers and even Afghan do it? I mean talk about a fabulous end product.... apparently i heard from insider ditto Afghanistan before Talibania started by Cia maniacs.....

yes where were we every worthy 3 grand a yurt beautiful person of course manipulate the giver into assisting Nepal or all over the place.... whilst ignoring the many mad bad lost and lonely here... so many i see it is reaching tipping point.... or tipping over the toddler behind your back end ...at 40 mph .... in a place its impossible to get up to that ... unless hell someone must have hurt you....as a child.... so many years back.....

' so... look you know you matter to me i take the risk holding your waffle to the sunshine..... tell me the truth...all your  grant aided expert PR pals all those nice barbies and festival going and all that worthy worthy stuff local.... and further afield yes we read it all well the true line perraps..... what do you think of him?'
' yep....all my friends..... seems to be behind him..... interesting stuff....'
'well fuckin grab everyone by the sruff of neck on next Pole day matey and drag em there if theyre not out of bed in time..... MAKE them.... mean what they say...'

I am irrelevent but frankly I am shocked... I really didnt think he, a proto smarm nut small small town so knows you have to tell the truths really..... and people beat you up for being a leftie too...(zillions of twatter fans etc all that he has the looks!) .. would be so 100% total jC2ite.....

It actually could happen....


opening line: 'you will learn, they're all the same,  even your lovely version, they either do it too quick - impatient impetuous - vengeful .. Eastenderised rather than the tender mask they tear aside except usually press the button from the shadows.......... propogandised they are suffering esteem issues, and rediculous wrong need to 'take control' et cet.... no matter what they say they get impatient and snap and act rashly...before time to properly ponder perraps.. show off 'bring it on beardie' .. or never fuckin heels jabbed in never no matter what..... nine months, probably six or 8..'
' Hahh I know the same myself.... bang on, no doubt about...I would say nearer six...'
' be ready then this time....no fakin it this time... I notice.... you youngsters think we are all stupid do you..?..'


(i shall not quite state the truth ... quite possibly without their easy grace to chipper one along... I probably wouldn't have even lasted the rest of em... all so quite beautiful heads already big enough thank you.. and power must always remain balanced...... we are now at THE Rubicon even if fulcrum is better word one supposes........ or at least the starting line of the great game: so after these some years, who really are you...? ..)



stay OFF your notes for memoirs or in fact seems comedy sketches keep throwing themselves at you, notes for...

So there we were: ' no there cannot possibly any more evidence~based proof that unfortunately, and this is sad, because there is one quite the Little Miss Ethical ("you are nasty for stating kids need good examples") for several years I tolerated and admired a lot about  ... espesh the fab older lady undyed lovely greying mane of real ex-blond,, and wonderful care regarding chemicals and gardens and strimmers....  but amortise in no booze ever (stated, hmmm.... I mean the science shows statings on biscuits to for example the questionnaires of the clever research younger gits....haven't been exactly un~pork flavoured ....) certainly no drugs ~ if one didnt grow out of them by about 23 well you are Hilaryous and just as juvenile, but kid focused ~ years of state payments just for that to prove.....(real face to face advice on sensitive folk matters...sought!)   I really did think there was one person of the fairer sex could be trusted, as so many seem to occasionally not be trusted to ~ even if it is once a decade.... a motor car as artform ~ expression of your inner pain..... via that right foot...... with kids about ~ lots..... and twenty years noticing of only one sign for miles...... .... how fascinating a hug and tearful apology,  after some time to peraps think twice about the threats from the rather fine old chap who mean that phrase with "over my knee" in it.....when the 99% would in fact start an abuse and threat to smack bottom legal defense..... defense..... against the one offence that really in the real world of CAREFULLY thinking out who isn't going to ever snap and become their angry child I I don't care what kind of loony summer young journalising gits brainwash hasn't happened....
... what is the point....?!? ... And that really is a bit Rubicon because despite some evidence well I had assumed the stories told rather too often for my likeing against her in that respect were just good old fashioned MissO'Jenny tinted bolchiness they never had a go in her pants..... were at least a gross exageration...... seems not.
So time to go entirely underground, absolutely bitter hermit hiding from every flowery new petal one spies may be a sunny and safe resting place....
And then...... 'bingo' lainched by her face as usual, her elfen cheeky digs back...... so, dear reader, think the one place in YUK where any refusal to answer their intrusive questions never mind be cheeky back ' yehhh it may well be semtex but I can't aford any cos I have wasted so much money earning time bothering to chase the odd on of your fairer sex luv,  I refuse to answer under Human Rights fuckin Privacy law the likes of you just voted against ...well .... just wait until your veil of protection is lifted ..... ' and I am not lying or artistically spinning this for effect...... there are places where even if in real life sadly my sense of humour or delivery innit is not as good but any making a joke and certainly any comment ever against staff is not only for whatever manipulative way they put it that particular week ..... gonna get you blocked, arrested and guaranteed banged up for years as the so called justice system will guarantee put default in her favour.....when she bloody starts it ......
However ....  she has been the great instructureress!  and her colleaugues too..... on The only Way to Live..... and love every minuted when elsewhere its formally impossible...... is give as good as you get.....and grown ups know when the rule book is just a further source of one dig or other at her foundations ....which are firmer than any ......
Anyway less of that fawning, at last.... they challenge me ' well you said you would write our boss a love poem to us all..... where is it matey we check!..?'
Indeed if proof (i think I have it now surely this is best example of the illiterate unimaginative JC geeks who wrote the bible... ecclesiastical time needs an extra line..... along the time lines of certainly when anything Venusian (i jest I know the science and the 90% of them that is bugs too is exact same bugs makes up chaps...and as for minds and all in it...well, no skit, if she couldn't be trusted never ever ever to let feelings and emotions hold the steering wheel of that machine that just wants a nice quiet life and cause no harm the likes of her prob even do preach...... well I mean it there is no hope of trusting anyone ever....)

SO, all or nuthin time...... now, she asked for it ..... I did it....sat in the sun, talked it..... no way I'm wasting a second writing it.......
But that Missing Ecclesiastical line....hmmm..: first if the other lot are involved make sure there is no conceivable millisecond waste of time making your entirely sincere glowing compliments about them in any way part of it cos you never know what the fuck reaction there will be even if they were briefed months ago.....  second, wait until all the stars are in conjunction and its time to show how bad Corbyn Central Command is as I have never heard anyone find a great ultra Corynite approved way to not only explain why the 'free market' is mad.....  the mad paradox of what even in simple service use its mad.... woven in with what to do about it and how I can incite them, my trusted friends to acts of crime on behalf of clearly the greater good......
And then just like that ~ even if of course this (codeword often written) first bad draft has so exhausted me, just two days of it its so boring, I can't even manage the clever paragraph..... the killer app comes, I doubt they will get it if one says one knows exactly the moral compass swings around all that matters which is what is universally best for anyone which if you haven't learned by 50 you are an ejiit or spent your life immersed in rubbish tv of even worse computer games.....
...  there is a line in privacy and confidentially one may maintain and others to throw around as if the BAD MAKERS of code [mister copper] who are bad as they didnt get taught by stern teachers wlike the one I employed once IT teacher lost 6 grand she never backed up  so her teacher who failed to beat it into her day 1 you need to arrest before any moron dumb enough to waste police time moaning about the emotional effects of buying a tool and not learning never ever ever trust it with anything cos its ALWAYS as leaky as a seive unless the teachers teach perfect code making....which can be done.....

...   which is so subtle and anyway rediculously daft even trying to work out where it is  when anyway I do think all girlfriends poke into your screen sooner or later I have nowt ever to hide its just polite to ask first..... once I wished to keep something to myself for the good of the person it kept from as she was having a rough time herself....and i am quite capable of managing life with no emotional support thanks whatever fuckin hell they thunderbolt at you.....

   
ANyway this has NUTHIN to do with me...... all I am interested in is a few fabulous examples of the impossible..... better not call em Black Swans as I think they all probably voted UKIP.....

  
 SO, stood there....finger pointed at em one by one.......' IF ...if I do this, I care about my privacy ~ that very little I do know one has to keep one or two comments to onesself or trusted .... hmm... "friends" ...  you....you, and you I love you as yer know best old crone for miles ~ bulletproof old Miss tell it likeit is and make it as dirty and naughty as time allows, Granny all or nuthinn and always with that cheeky smile.... ..... I trust her, you hear she says she will witness you...and you....."yes we promise, no gossip"... right.... all or nuthin....anyway what you gonna do about the real issue? [taxpayer owned property well I think so you lose track]'
'blow em up!'    even i wouldn't say that just in case......




( ' you did nudge  me, whilst I also read my way to understanding what its all about.... yep surrounded by racists for miles even if we cant even see their prejudice jeans they bleach~hide em so well anyway thats not the reason....  humming and harrring for months....   eventually i did tick I think the right box..... brotherly notional love is the only game ever ....' ... it s HARD work.... especially when you have far far better and more loved things to do than hang around in fuckin marketplaces and on street corners nattering......  no one anti~brexter round many a mile i know seemingly bothered with.... talking as friends,  with the less converted....
now the best bit of the OddEssay is when you leave it entrirely to someone else...... long long time, pondering The Book of (genuinely) fabulous exceptions to the rules I've pooved, People I Have Met I have  a real (of many explored) young hero ~ many a times I have siad to his face and those of others..... loony bin to first class London Uni degree and he is sceptic on everything especially the meds they tried to tell im were the answer they demand as they likely get a cut.....
There is no one.... no one who the following phrase may indeed come close to honouring, and it is true..... ' top of my very small to do pile for months has been your email address, when the energy/time thieving bandits are out of the way, [or  the bit you don't say "when every last one proves to assume maybe worst and ignore or forgets or whatever i never ever second guess, only do results" ] ... and energy relit on the pure science of we are where we are..... I shall rev up and you will get the first Nuveau~paradigm glass of nice red wine in an email.... what we are going to do next... we've talked long and hard and you are FAR better than I even ten years after your age.....   ' and when you are more certain than ever in life you have encountered (in the very LAST place of all of course in the whole Horrid county you expected to encounter his Black Swan tail feathers moulting into his beerglass, I mean very very last...) a true fabulous exception who has battled in Socratic debate so often and they are great..... and he wants something... but perhaps doesn't believe in his own magnificence ~ right kind..... he got from reading weird books not about metaphysics but about real things like why is humanity so weird, in literature.... not for any gain as in fact he was doing music even and like me rejected 'psychology' as a load of hedgehoggy Suzies preaching garbage that clearly doesnt work as the role of any true healer must be to put herself out of her role..... failed....


Anyway, the runes.... it should as its been so long promised (with untrue explanations of why the time is not quite ready, some people of course must be protected from any glare...anyone under 25 spesh..), Sunday morn I did the do.....  so if he bites and comes back with his version ..... then next phase..... even if fuckin ell what a tart I am all i needed was a 'reason' for knowing that you really do have to carry on a bit of environment stuff ....especially is some quite nice people one assumes well i know enough i thing from being most most observant  are mixed in with crowd of sheep looking for the coolest new consumer product to enhance its lifestyle....

Him i really do love...... espesh when reason given, and seemingly some years, meant, too....for cutting back on his cider and even fags ..... ' here, there is only one of course, twat,  you can see her toddling over there...' ... what a wise man.....

Which brings us non~tangentially back to....luv....
No doubt about it... (i mean even if I did want to occasionally peruse someone's facebook fuckin ell never mind the bomberdment of sidebar ads its hard to figure which 'posts; are ads for the self, especially the one that doesnt exist..... the world drowned in trite nonsense that  the average radio 2 presenter like the Woganites and all that endless smug trite saccharine madness ...well, they won...
I should imagine every Facebook fluttery eyelash even the wiser ones have been awash with love is never having to say sorry mate.... and then there are all the far more pious versions that the really incrowd spam the world with....
ehh, sorry....
I mean just take that last, post....  having for some time ~ considerable time..... observed a younger man, one of the very few who does have 'that' in him.... the magical element of just curating old unloved things with your hands and keeping them going no flashy claims nothing ...almost 'love'ing him... real love.....
.  you want to cry  ' hey man I am cool Linux is it....'
Love is only one thing really, those who one suspects may just be randomly lucky enough to have got bogged down on a Road that causes effects like good simple fix~stuff~zen..... suspects have some of the good building blocks to be useful and develop real wisdom rather than the ubiquitous cherry flavoured hype .... you wish to challenge.... love is only challenging those who you would wish to enjoy loving a little more, for the right reasons.....
when you are 'arrogant' enough to  have got to be a bit older enough to have figured mainly for yourself indeed whats in the interest of not only those you love but some of the society around them.....
 But no..... ehh constructive criticism I am quite sure is on New labour's laborious thought crime crime list..... or rather they created it as crime when people stopped being able to not take some words they may not quite feel to nice about so literally especially when they are challenge to do a bit better than....


tbc but then the big one was done long ago....
And as for the future... there is no hope...... great Ive been ready to die for ages.... shame all the terminal 'risk factors' seem to be so useless at meaning what the experts say....

Dictionary of What the heck does that [innix] mean

clearly is needed to be rewrit for every school..... because especially among the clever proselytizers I sincerely know that few stop to think what any of what they waffle may mean, for even a not very smart person like me to quickly see through...although one does happen to take time to enjoy noticing...  which is the number one beauty parade ex factory ... cept the factory makes em all nowadays wouldnt notice how attractive that is as a feature


However I am a ranty old man, nor in fact give a fuck about tecnology and science is quite tedious..... but the Paradox that comes and strims Mister Gladwells creative Commons and there aint NO way anywahere after a good chopping off of the seedheads (caused Alan the [river Wye~by Hay] Warren warden to commit suicide in 2001 when the fraudulent Warren Charitable Commission in fact deliberately alowed sheep on to the fabulous wildflower meadow so they could get more grazing cash  ... indeed fixing shitty tech ~ some of it the real art being figuring first which you can minimalistically do without which is near all of it.... ALL well infomed tech aware state at least one bit of sanity on the online fixing forums ~ step one wipe out ALL proprietary 'bloatware' which proves capitalism never liked people ....as they are all marketeer construct and slow your machine down but that is pious preachery.....

Where the interesting paradox is is that like cartwheels and even horses before, there did need to be some backup system of gossiping about which bit of the cart you need to beef up most urgently as neighbor Joe's ferret ate through his and prevention is necessary cure etc.....   which as they are so shit despite all the massive tax break fiddles tech anything is so bad at ...working...i mean even my Nokia simplest phone for several years has every 3 minutes bothered me 'beep, clever little me, checking info service'  no one knows what it is, i have no 'service' ever, or how to stop it or why.....

But all tech badly made has a solution.... of course it does as the Moroccan shared~taxi drivers  know )hahh at last a few days ago ' only solution to no rural busses do what they do in the "less developed" world.... go back to shared taxis'  bravo what a fuckin economic genius) life is just one constant trudge of finding a woman nice enough to let you have her tights for a useful reason rather than wear them in hottest august day spikey heat even if you pretend to be to passing admirers super~green.....and replace the cambelt on its last legs... for a bit...

Anyway all lazy and mad construction always has a solution, which is if you can persist despite the industrialised modern day (it should in fact be THE top criminal o'fence... time waste of the stroppy non communicants or endless trying to guess for a second what she may be thinking ~ thats a nice 'she' who says wants to be ally in eco this or that or whatever else, yet actions and stated intention seem to be rather incongruous.... the other kind of second guessing forget no chance ever so ignore....

So to the long spied interesting and in fact perhaps revolution~sparking incongruity which is that in fact in fact you should 'go Linux' available in all sorts of fruity flavours built by nice people who care and are good, many of whom nowadays of course are used for PR pix cos of their lovely hipster beards........  ehh, don't.... not unless A you have even more time to waste as you are a billionair  or B you can mind read....
Bless em, I mean behind all that 'isnt our Linux community so nice...' there is one fundamental problem, apart from the proof that all technology is far too complex (which is not techs fault, its peeps fault as tech is only peeps and their immature narcissism.... and desperate fear of not mattering when their programs (i think Neighbours was that moment that day when if ....another day, except to say I knew it was the Rubicon when fabulous sorted young female friends super feminist sorted prioritised back home to catch that rather than go and smoke behind the bike sheds ..or go for a walk in the nice fragrant tall bracken...) boot them up only to that stage....


Indeed, all gripes  fall as if winter brings on death to 'carcenogenic' bracken leaf.... ehh hasnt got me yet and i used to get it up all my cracks....

I think in fact 'Sara' ... and i did put on the first tab her own theme tune i always have loved even in noisy phases of life.... in respect for all those Ethical new Age clever babes I have known, even post 40 when they should have grown up,  who say things like 'you really have negative energy how dubious you are, for being intelligently critical,  speak to it nicely and it wont destroy your humble little hard worked for business by being so fuckin awful and driving the staff mad ...[me i have naildirt~zen so can always cope ]'  one would never even hint at names.... I did see before my own eyes how her boy became mentally destroyed by mountains of sugar and left to play compupter games all night.....  paid for by the £20 for ten minutes at my clever 'colour therapy [coloured water in sexy vials which one do you like let me see what that means about your psychologial issues i can heal by labeling them'] stall...with a Gladwellian course booklet to boot...

Anyway to make your own movies about just working, smiling, at repairing ferret cages munched away by beasts who ALL the old wives tails, nature books, sciencequite likely,, i have even myself been rolling out on rote for years as funny anecdote,   state are sworn enemy never shall meet.....  indeed are 'natural repelent ' known to market traders for millennia...... of course requires just a bit~o~tech....

Yet for the average person to stand even the slightest chance of it doing so, fairly reliably ~ i never seek perfection, a bag full of worms sharpens you up.....  one needs occasional recourse to the online thing that used to indeed be admirably efficeint, work....and people cared to do well..... the gossip thing called forums...or tech advice pages ... one may spend weeks dreading the visit fuckin ell life too short but you know eventually when in best mood, go and ruin it by doing what you need to do...as even nightmare tech must be nursed through to living a bit as thats not environmentally wasteful.....or used to be

Indeed the very best exanple is poor Sara's welcome 'blog / complaints page curated by those caring guys at Linux..... not only are most of the valid tech questions unanswered.... contemptuously ... but even Mickeysoft's official forum  their biggest 'upgrade' in history planned for years the poor little Mickeys  trying to exaplian the simplest brick walls when installing that one and way up'n over..... no longer seem to be able to write properly.... two sentences when five is minimum just to get to point B of the issue half a billion people all have .....  is  a farce....
Beyond farce.... the ultimate paradox of several i love writing poems about.... but real.
Every young evangelist going on about how~tech will make it all nicer and solve all the suicides even....  when tech is just peeps, and peeps are slobs and dont get up and do their job carefully, which requitres now even MORE peeps to come up with solutions.....  which neeed to be communicated......and they clearly no longer have even the basic skills for that little prerequisite.....


because of course such skills can only be learned in your own time even crims I have seen occasionally enjoying a good..... book

Literacy, but what does THAT mean? .. yet another of the fast breeding weasel spitting out words as she digs her incisors into human arse....

It means only ever one thing, the word, written form, being sometimes...friend....



hmm thats quite Gladwellian pious~clever that last but i never ever think things through or even intend more than 2 mins just in case a friend is checking in...be nice...seem all powerful etc.....   and cannot sadly do the same waffling in real life.... perraps proof positive the written word maybe is Queen of all..... so the only Queen ever was she whom understood: no smartphone, books..... and time to enjoy them? I hope....

















And then what daddy really knows.... the Porrittian [like about two decades after people with a brain figured the weird especially YUKistani soul] ... sometech is ok ... I loved the freedom twenty years ago retiring to the top of lord Hereford's Knob .."in when you're out"  if needs be mobile when you can get a signal (that's so little changed despite all their fancy claims of course) ... but who was that wonderful person stating a few months ago there should be a law... that computer code for the fuckin Apps even the big fat ones like windows ten year old ~ the brain of.... must by law, done propper....well... Dream on
where the time really goes, and hence we have little time left even to dream nicely..... unless you have become genius of simplification, all of IT....

which wont catch on as the sick mania they dont even have time or make it, to figure it.... the whole suite of beautiful paradoxes waiting to bite even harder in the bum.... none of which one should ever fear perraps philosophy teaches there never was any crisis, only existing...despite

Solo...

(all 'tiles as stated some years ago only poking fun at the dreadful mindset that says any title, entitlement, paragraph title all just symbolic of how sadly brainwashed into taking control of even the words young people are and have been some years... second best book ~ by a European of course,  is 350 pages no fuckin spaces even certainly no titles not even any paragraph breaks.....and its good..it gets to the nub of the human soul and its difficulties like no other i have read.... )


alone... because it is only my insight ... only once did I get a good reaction, or was it? hmm thats the prob default to smiley smiley....


No environmentalist will ever get this, and anyway no younger person is in fact sane enough to figure.... and more fundamental, there is one fundamental little circle~broken issue...
WHich is I know full well, as many many generations even have known.... that simple low stress outdoor work... things you may do with your hands and they get dirt under the nails.... in my case rarely motors, but just the endless endless job of repairing ones animal cages.... and sometimes little 'issues' come along and cause major crisis in time available to do major repairs just when you dont really want to spend the ...time on it cos you got it all fixed up some time ago..... no, not only does nature have the last word and as with the Venusuvian  there is no arguing ever you just get on with it or give up... the animals, the preference for a humble log fire....

And ONLY... therein even if it may take many years.... which i think you can ONLY have inserted into your DNA when younger...perhaps later teens is absolute cut off.... only therein is healing zen....   and the zen (aimed at the older ones on prozac is only ever from the smallest fundamental which is essentially nature, and the 'harnessing' of it which may be as simple a matter of trying to balance the needs of a very escapey ferret and give him as large a pen as possible as it makes him very happy to gambol around his adventure playground, and beat him in the daily battle on what fucking bit next have the mice eaten away at to help in his devious plan......which i as daddy know despite the truly hateful new age green types who say 'aww let him run free...' which is ferretocice because he never kearned in his youth to forage the hedges for munchies and sorry he will die....a slow tummy grumbling death....)

 zen is only that one never is quite in control as last autumn i discovered despite being a fine foreward thinking diligent countryman ...and that even if it really is over the fuckin limit how much time the next repairs will take..... when ...alone..... you eventually get there.... therein is the only remedy to all of it.....

There is a problem though.... I think just like the fuzzlet needs to be taught, 'empowered' in crapospeak vomit... to figure its way through the junkfood jungle and eat what it needs having caught or found it already dead (more likely, as naturalists always underestimate) ... this is a habit you really do need to 'learn' but even thats wrongword.... simply experience.... in youth.... I have never seen anyone  find this way of being if they did not have it in part when young... I have encountered plenty of modern day eco warriors and would be Gladwellians...  and not one has the innner calm which of course is not even 'inner calm' .. it is simply an inner knowledge that no one else and nowadays almost no one EVER makes time to indeed do things the harder way outdoors ... from which inside you learn to never take ANY of it seriously or be bothered ....
All of which in cliché~speak becomes ' ohh they have so so many distractions...'  however thats all very well knowing that but the real problem is the (and i have never even looked up Gladwell never mind read the garbage evangelised but i know i am right.... because i have slept with a few of his net results.... and observed many of his disciples.... 

None of which interests.... all I know is that there is no such thing as 'therapy' or 'mental health' ... quite simply if one makes / is forced to on pains of capital punishment/ time to forget everything except sometimes knowing that without putting animals first and keeping for them balanced decent conditions... the hard work it requires... that means far less time even to write your fabulius memoirs or insert sanity for New New Old Labour manifesto nonsense and add in some blakmail of hey fuckers i took the time to fill in Momentums joining thing then never heard backm ditto Shammis ditto so so so many similar comuniques always 100% sincere..... and the only precious indeed the p word is eveil ... respectful and sane way to know how to treat your fellow man or babe is do not waste their time.... as retaining some for balance~inculcating activity ....  is the only real remedy to all especially the ever increasing bollox fear of everyone especially those poor so fearful younger new cohort Labour babes who speak as if the whole world is just about to disappear under the mushroom cloud of nuclear mutually assured destruction via twitter and othersuch 'abuse'.... fuckin get a life..... which is defined by having learned to do a bit of bike fixing or mud hut building for the bunny rabbits..... largely in the garden...outdoors.... now.... and of course they no longer do..... so dont blame their 'abusers' put their parents on trial first... or at the very least make it crystal clear cause'effect.... and the whole point there is no APP thatll fixit....
And please no the sick and an afternoon a week at the fraud~charity 'workshop' wheres they mainly sit under cover supping tea and chatting about how they game the sytem en~group... is a fraud....


SO did she get it? only person i have dared to MAKE the time span properly into the only one issue shecares about net~effects~wise.... when by default after 3 mins they start wriggling, and angsting as if you are guaranteed a murderer by force feeding peanuts to the allergic.....to try to go into it properly with.... cos its all that ever did matter...screens are only ever a diversion..... g








 
Anyway I have no interest in the spin state that particularly damaged by Lady Chatters who like all the rest I noticed her cloying emails from a few years ago being sanely every few months...when something symbolic and important is on the cards becomes every few days these days some 'extreme~o~crisis' email we need you to read ... when the pile of unread ones from just last week still smokes with their fake approbation...
And then there is the little matter of having presented with the tacit community thumbs up Paddy's Index on Censorship, with some lovely examples of how other laws are used to suppress freedom to SaidIt... several emails and webforms.... and i know how to do pure perfect nicespeak.... never even an auto~acknowledgement.....
fuckin frauds one and all.....


Whom, ...and here is what the cliché  called Gladwellians of course really really not only internally cry with Venusian gushing waterfalls, and metaphorically throw themselves into the suicide resrvoir internally as you talk ~ and hence they disconnect... because they arent entirely made stupid by their screens or all that inner turmoil of whether or not they still need to reserve the right to reserve the notional Oreal table with concomitant clichéd clobber  and the mountains of cash needed to keep that ..lifestyle up..... on all afternoon and night .... yes though never said 'you too' ... 

Time....  of course one cannot 'sex up'  the following ... you see there I am falling into the same clichéd pile of fearful dogshit I was going to write 'gripe' just to bring it back nearer to reality where I never express any angst ever, especially as people usually see my rather nice old shabby~chic [not painted on] girly bicycle... one that even twiggy would have lusted after being photod on..... (about which there is a REAL point of course i could never mention the fact it came from the Green Gods and Goddesses shed... where they had let it rot for years despite it being near new...)..and me having lovingly rescued it, and done what green people need to to before they ever preach to anyone else which is make TIME to oil their own fuckin quite expensive top~brand chain first.....or it goes rusty~recked........is my work of private performance art.....

ANyway that may sound nasty and SaidIt ious... (thats quite xcute really...said it... to most is an act of unlawful sedition i know even the nice version of the triuth fuckin ell define Orwell and Alice mated and the Teletubbies were all armed...

Cliché of The Commons

And why I pity  Gladwells all of em and hell there are so many..... and I'm talking the Commoners whom waffle in fact endless radio 4 cliché crap ...never think.... simply cannot think for themselves...and I speak only of those whom almost set out their market stall on the basis of their image of thoughtfulness....

I mean radio 4 did work, did spin its horrid towny ferretshit~averse upturned nose.....sloppily web of deciet and spun with American silk tongued arsey babeisms who only know the outdoors via the window box of their berkley or MIT library window they stub their ecigs out in when no one is looking....

Even the thoughtful,,,,and some of these are hard, yes, why one should not jump to cliché ...'screentime' all anyone can mutter, when in fact the categorical me~researched strategy is early morning screen, fine.... the real cliché the moronic cannot take in and get ANGRY when one tells great parables~ based on long hard work two then one decades back and even two years ago fabulous pied piper setup based on undeniably perfect new fresh alternatives ...is that none of it works! .. as in does not reach hearts despite clever gits coming up with clever movement slogans like hearts and minds.... and younger people only ever do any communicating for one day via their screen no matter how absolutely exactly whats in the mnanifesto the communicant is and pledges to share with them....

screentime after teatime is the prob.....  screens yes science told long ago make you arsey.... I knew 20 years ago... so took action and banned my elves from dealing with people whos money we wanted from using them to communicate.... ' I have discovered they want us thats why they get in touch... I dont ever even advertise mnever mind look for them... but if we speak with them, guess what, we build a human relationship and guess what they spend more cash with us and even keep coming back and occasionally when we are a bit slow on a promised delivery date and phone them and explain why, truthfully, never ever an arsey word..... those who prefer to conduct their transactions by email seem ever so prone to getting into a huge rage when in fact my quite well written short terms and cs they have not read, assume the worst and show what ejits they are and no never listen to reason and no never never say sorry for their false assumption based on their fuckin ignorant type before you think approach to all.... and for gods sake its only a book...'

ANyway ff today..  so many cliché sss.....  there are certainly ways of encouraging children and young adults to use their machines if they must in  ways, via HABIT.. that are better for their sanity....a wifi that only works in the morning ~ eat what you want then, teatime and on dvd only if you must etc.... that definately is the bog one though, screens after teatime hurt far more.... do something weird..... and no some people are not 'night owls' others early 'morning stalkers'... that kind of unscientific moaning garbage gives loads of social workers and fat CAFCASS officers loads more jobs.... almost everyone will adjust back to norm in time.... I mean there isn't a phrase in the Gaol Welcome pack saying some of you will be alowed to stay in bed later if we think you are night owls rather than get you up at 6 no fuckin nonsense  for the daily court case which may define the rest of your life....  nor is it a defence strategy even the daftest advocate may try in the Court of Appeal ten years later when eventually the non existent review system you manage to get through with great evidence the coppers keep losing that proves you never actually did it...


Screen~ time........

Actually I have to be honest, to myself.....  through the pain, crawling with my last bit of energy [ I exaggerate for whats the phrase, artistic license] from one marketplace to the next, there have been a range of so interesting conversations... so telling... not without a certain amount of undeniable 'evidenced base' beautiful facts in motion, and seen, and kept note of....

But having said to myself well over a decade ago ' cliche or in fact the symbol for having a superb 8+ hrs is being centered and making the time to open up so greedy Libre Office which despite the Evangelists of Technology and their eyes glistening with arrogance when they mention such 'projects' is rubbish as its so full as usual of rubbish unnecessary baggage that it takes ages to open and get the é out of it to put here which doesn't speak French or correct English which is the same sort of as American.....

Indeed ' passing 40 ...hmm it seems to be about knowing that almost everything is cliché and a fair few of them turn out to be largely true, if one is wise and kept it simple and used ones common sense to register some along the way, yet others are simply rubbish wrong cliché ....thats all... bit boring, really...'

Time....  so yes having learned the finer arts of just how long one can keep someone in conversation without them assuming madness/ fruitbat stalker only intent [never, Ive never met anyone worth stalking much... ] which seems to be the default setting of most of the feminised nowadays ... which of course is only ever part of a circular race to the bottom as the only way you deal with someone you are not keen on despite him and his mates stalking a bit an associate is getting to know him facing up to him a little and eventually you manage to make some sense with your suggestion as I and none of my tribe drinks more than well earned monthly odd one, and gets drunk, and is texting at midnight someone who it is inappropriate to (ehh inappropriate meaning ' you have many years set yourself up as one of the regional super worth super Buddhist types fuck off and read your Buddha, in nice language... the most curious thing though a few months later I saw him sat for an hour in a marketplace in Hereford with a young brown boy in his care, and he was a diferent man.. he really did care you can tell..... well a bit, cos cidèreism [or is it cidreism not enuf time to know)  such that you dont have time to focus on the razor to tidy up the scrawny beard or go to the dentist and get the rotten teeth sorted.... well... thats England...) 

Anyway none of that and certainly no sexual politics ever interest me whatsoever..... 

Time.....

Now of course to the 'feminised' ~ not my word, just a sad moment when even a quite quiet family anti~SS campaigner of my acquaintance a decade ago, whom should be termed as blood brother ally..... ehh but that's the problem no matter how much time face to face evangelizing at each other in solidarity and being entirely on the same side, ehh as soon as they get on their computers they go and put up all sorts of fences around and over the bridges, because they get lost in the barbs of the wires....
feminised, a word I don't recognise as the science says there are so few 'differences' in the world of potential, in other words the world of who can dig the veg garden just as well as her brother....
(oh yes, Labour Party manifestation of get the fuckin issues on the table and deal with them once and for all, point Frontispis no nonsense: All other initiatives and especially clever apps on 'mental health' and especially ebbing and flowing moods are banned. All wasted NHS funds going into paying for the PRs of these little pathetic enterprises which in fact mainly consist of some poor American or American sounding female who gets her day in the sunshine of radio 4 tax payer funded advertorial evangelising about how the New Utopian key to monitoring suicidality is her bosses app keeping an eye on the Facebook tone, apart from being extremely classist as all the humbly not well off younger lost and sad I have known shoulder regions can't afford a signal or wifi account or to fix the not working smartie they have chucked at the wall in their genuinely clinically angsty state: Frontispis to all - grow up and eat the Rubicon juice dribbling down the side of the angry mouth, whether by motion sensors and sofa recognition tech, or ferret shit internet smell~o~tech, or even Philipinos monitoring webcams at five bucks a day per ten households.... the only 'ap' [ i still dont know if its two ps or one as i have none despite being most up on exactly how rediculous even the latest is] The Venus and Mars App ~ it dont matter squat what your fuckin excuse is or if man spends, currently far more time at his Martian desk, her figuring which hair dye gets her all Venusian accepted by all the other Venusians on her Facebook,   or boss says,  because if it were enforced bosses would have to readjust how much time they have to boss people, all housework will be exactly 50/50 ~ no exceptions even wheelchairs can be retrofitted with hoovers....  ). Only amortisation, for every five mins sat with the nipple being chewed, nipple owner screaming in agony which according to Womans Hour victims club, is the majority.... you get an extra five mins in bed...as long as you add it to the beginning of the sleeptime...

Tuesday, 30 August 2016

ooh footnote / addendum MissederBit: ' substantial charitable fundraising supported official, name..' or words to effect ....
or to remove the ever so slight (but legally perfect, i love legal nuance) artistic adjustment, whats the phrase very very minor artistically sexing it up, just smallest bit but perfect sense always retained, just in case.... being Ignorance rules i think these Isles for many a year to come..... as it has the last decade....

' oh so you don't DO environment even if its in your name, and the matter you deride me for raising is indeed clearly categorizedin  under environmental law, there's even an "environmental crime" copper in his online advert says he wants to know about the baddies in our region, ... hmm thats interesting  silly me for getting it wrong...'

Women, their problem....

Indeed a case study, the only one I am about what a bovella it would make, on preaching: our ethos point one delegate, 2. community effort and 3 get young people into positions by law as we have forrun by our past pledges even if theres only one here who isn't a Nepot... [that dont include endlessly following his fat arse closely picking up his mistakes]....
Who could not even manage to fulfill point ! when he said he needed to to the only point 3 around, who was freely giving herself at great personal bicycle mile distance to point 2 so she could be trained as point one as he preached [nuthin to do with me, my name not even on any list, just a part time helpmeet].... 'point one, ehh we noticed, your leaflets, ehh maybe you do need some help...we are sane enough to not use it except occasional business PR even that fails unless you are in the clique..... but it doesnt even have on it the Facebook name you all say you are going to be the next Trump by dint of....ehh....'
Broken public statements of reforming himself  ... ehh The Old Politics does not have the  cartelised  copyright on garbage ....

 hmm why haven't they had a go at that one yet?


Anyway, local, best bit.... he is a mnay years journalist..... good job I know all the undercover spy techniques too.... that I never for a moment planned to be...until, well..... I'm not 100% sure its the right thing which is what helpmeets are for if there are any sane ones to knock about sorry oops knock it about in the kitchen with.... the ones where I live or my region anyway actually deny that the word 'environment' is in their actual name when it is..... fuckin Alice come back and throw me to the March Hares its so Teletubbianesque fruitbat distopian Animals farm bloody i have no idea any more..... did I mean 'I retire!' really it would be best....
Anyway men, thats the problem my chubby smiley Auto~focused man  ' tell him, I heard that how he brushed you off with young Green fucking smarmy git getting loads of dates from either sex scibbled on his contact pad with his "aww sweet farmers  they are our friends they will all gather round the campfire Omne padre Humming their admiration of my lovely smiley nudging, give me a big hug, saying all along you were right, we will of course do it your way" he clearly meant. No tell him you know he is wrong, LAW|.. even Porrit at long fucking last woke up to that one... law, and enforcing it too, indeed thats the hard bit Lady Chakrabatti may need a bit of reeducating on even if she had ever answered her emails.... thats the HARDER still work, getting that bit done....Steely lorry loads of paper may even be involved cos thats their system to brush off twerps like you, if you did have  daddy he may have mentioned if he brought you up..........  or if I do as Im not quite a smiley as you especially as I have just met the most fabulous ghost I never thought I would see again and well this is gonna take some figuring I'm in shock and not superman just an ordinary vain fool ...and stunned into silence and gibbering slavering wreck, only good thing in fact I never spat at her by accident,  as.... just watch, and ideally film too... how scathingly and smarmily scared and contemptuous and shocked and latently angry  he will be when I don't smile back at his trendy fuckin bearded face stating quietly "no my friend I have done the work, found out, they do not do as you say to your converted audience, roll over like your over controlled poor pet puppy you think the whole world has become just cos someone told you thats how it is when you shine.... because YOU and your kind have not made them do it."..'
God, fat Americans on the wireless about 'praying' fuckin ell the only the the ENGLISH used to pray for before we were invaded by cultural relatively bad at paying taxes then whingeing about it in clever supercilious santimonious spastic unfairness language of the snideyest conceivable bad charcters can never accept losing whinge, was getting that call, for only one conceivable wicked means to an end....


 [which also appears elsewhere....] 

Anyway, World record gaff:

' hmm... he is the only man I have met whom I believe may be good on that one mystery ..... woman'
I know em.....
every thing of em and how to tame em too.....
and nothing else matters other than to know that four minutes and 15 with or without miniskirt....  certainly the best bit of visual representation ever of exactly what t'was ever thus the only game in town... that a Mistress is required to translate... every unsayable moment of it in perfect movement...
(and that sanctimonious gobby  next gen labour babes think for a second they can iron that ruffle out of miniskirt or not by what they think they are up to.... is worse than the fact it was six miles up very hilly roads... there and back.... and on a normal day of rest.... as they had been fully and carefully briefed...)
 

spot the deliberate mistake....

My rhetoric marketplace way is on loop, digitally reproduced perfect integrity: 'no, I dint blame any of them any more .... it is US [finger turns inwards] ...  they are only to be ignored they are so lost but as in for many examples..... a paid fuckin elf~righteous  sanctimonious preacher of being nice to Young Greens and formally interviewing for formal work a month at least in advanced prep.....  with a big long entry form..... ehh and they don't even phone up later to apologize.... no, look in your own back garden first for the Brock~o~cideres...... [french pron makes it sound more sanctimoniously graceful their narcissism that sure as no one wil do owt about what for years we've known'sacummin.... pronounced: seederrrus.. if you dmage a young person by arrogant nasty contempt of being so self righteous you cannot even manage to apologise for not making it to the formal interview you set up for the young person..... that causes young people to go mad, certainly any sane person would know.... [which i dont care about but one less Badger protester along with all the other thousands not there well ..its all dots...to weave into one lovely true wallflower ...]
ooh...thats not the worst they did..... [to their entirely approved super sweet natural best leaflet deliverer regional finals]


So, Nice lady.... define Terry~fying never mind what a superb Chameleon skin handbag.....

day 1: 'YES...'..['I will press it!']
back from hols day 1: [despite All the science clearly for years shedding huge doubt on any claim any way, never mind either or ... ]  ' hahh hahh Tories love guns, always did always will and even more love their pet kitted  up 'experts' with them at five grand a piece god what a gravy train.'.. pull the trigger means it! Brockocide....

you do want to cry ..... and while were at it just in case but it would be such fun, one wouldn't need to do any Steely files and files of work to defend:
McGreen Party vs Chez moi for seditious libel: 'your on~her I havent bothered to ask yet because i think I know the answer.... those 'Under thirty thirty club or whatever they bombard their vulnerable fools with who havent grown up....  if they can show me one single email asking them, their members, to go out and do a quick survey say of what hedges are surviving the watershed which, is a legal law and says not even yet.....no 1st Sept hard fought sane law .. or even one such email ratio 1:20 for all the ones endlessly moaning about which fucking hole a member may be stuck in..... I will retire gracefully now the loser ...'


And for deserts..... just wait til you hear how they actually do treat interviewees for real McGreenPartyJobs ...... who cycle 6 miles to get to the interview, in a hurry, leaving off paid zero hour hourly rate work, as they full well knew.......and are so together that 3 modes of reliable communication in the event of any perhaps necessary adjustments due the interviewer tripping over his latest edition guidebook memos of what to call the LGBTIQ+QWERTY lot.....
One thing you do not do..... is treat my well trained munchkin tribe with such contempt.....  even if as the palavar turned into malarkey of course the wise man knows..... what a fuckin gift! law based on the simple man gossipping on the streetcorner about who the loons are..... well in theory...


And then, whilst waiting for the fire to warm up the washing water....  manifestly we all know, best of a bad job.... politicians, and just how bad the morons of the New Politics space cadet divsion, just a bit better than the crazies of the other benches with one exception the so interesting him of also the bicycle and 'fuck off plebs' ... are, can easily be dealt with...

As America has successfully invaded and colonised the BBC which is also unreported as if the fact that all the science says their society if really sick compared to nearer cousinly neighbours who can speak English too.....and having them endlessly on science programs about how sick society is is to me the definition of going round to Dai's and taking pork chops to his babrbeque and expecting him to have a compromise solution thats sane.....

The BBC must be sequestrated and generally kidnnapped for a year or as long as it takes to trancribe all the tapes and look for any New Fuckin Utopian politician who manages to get the word 'benefit' even vaguely right.....
It is apart from being 'ssssssssss' which is made up of even when you are on 8ish grand PART of your huge rent subbed by the state...like about 1/4 of the pop get, errata, NEED that..... amortise in Council Tax reduction and Tax credit addition ... yes we all know that the decade away Universal Credit may address some little issues there.....
However any politician that has used the word 'benefit' and 'vulnerable peeps' in the same sentence needs to be on the list of you are on a warning now.....   because unless you do the work to establish one little incongruity that in FACT almost defines the system and is tragic for so many millions..... which is that with a completely dysfunctional Housing Costs (HB + -TC) system that takes months to grapple with and can hardly be called 'benefit' when so many millions need it just to roof and head keep on..... and worse, one little change of 'Dear council, maybe I'ma  bit better and recovered from my fake depression, so am going part time freelance hedge cutting as thats all there is...but i need to see how it goes' takes even longer and incites so much abuse back in your letterbox its scary daft....
 it is in fact the definition of prejudice to know that the millions of poor folk are not savvy enough to have worked out long long ago, that dysfunctional HC system that will take years to sort out ... few jobs especially in shoulder regions.... the one thing under [Human Rights Act if they didnt only watch shit telly and ..well were'nt so arsey English about it all they would at least recall that act] .. the one act that in beautiful dichotomous symetry at the end of the glittering rainbow fantasy  .. that any moron knows, cannot be known..is whether the symptoms of 'depression or anxiety' are faked or not...or more likely a but true some of the time..... which then, as this default setting is known by the pretty smart arses at the bottom to be the one way to get HC off your back and sorted out for a fair bit of good....  even if they have it a bit, subconsciously ~ i have so tragically seen so often.... they let that side of them be the only one that defines their  status in need of the largest real state sub by far for the majority.. their roof....
In other words, there is no answer..... the end is nigh due brickwall dichotomy of some are real some not and there never will be a test as the smartarses in need know.... yet there is a fact which is that the one policy designed to 'help' has consigned many young people to knowing the only way they can guarantee a bit of peace and a roof  ... which is by being grateful for the label that only the self can work to keep away from, must and should..... and i have seen the consequences of that...  and not one single dickhead
 politician has even hinted at this simplest scenario and equation and obvious chink in the armour that is a binary choice ... about the only truly important one there is... the middle ground of course being staged relaxed gentle return for everyone..... because people change to fit the shape of the label which is another glory of the human soul...  but if  that label is the only one you know can help keep the roof in overpriced YUK and endless council harassment letters 99% for repeat info quite unnecessary....
Then you have reached a truly interesting crossroads....
PC also means no one can say this ~ what i have in person from a fair few of those who know exactly thats the only game in town.... and if they use it or not thats not my biz..... but its a fact.....
New New Old fogey labour are sure gonna need some brain help cos not one of em have got the slightest idea on any of it...... interesting... job for a young persistent pestering  intern cos I hate London and am never going back..... yuck....

... which department put a very rare comment online I doubt anyone has starred? i forget even if one needs to be saved for secret reasons i never thought of..
 ' with respect, wrong..... no ... he made her more beautiful than ever by dint of her wearing that scar with more grace than any mere mortal and the  feather boa a mere mortal  may use to hide it .... he did not disfigure her, he created her as most graceful figure for centuries.... especially as she bears no grudge.....
oops Missed a Bit.... quite quite agree although of course usual lies about imbalanced cabinet in the Shadows of MissO'Jenny fuckwit who cant read screens and check......... but lead charioteers matter ~ whilst lying in the sun (god I am behind...and in trouble not really you learn that via the rule of Self restraint..... sometimes the cynics are wrong and MiCawber was right..... and when it does come up its rather nice...)
She is so good..... even if one of several shes.... and i hate waffle, but a true statesperson has spirit and can giggle in all the right places....
It has to be in the manifest surely..... passenger list for Jr.'s tour bus always  manifestly.... two together jobsharing or even taking turns at the driving wheel........ the true puerility of British politics smug arrogant vanity being its always a helpmeet mix of a few at the kitchen table anyway..... so that its about any one or two folk is patently so last century its daft... S the Volk would undoubtedly go 'wow far out crazy ... fuckin crazy man.. ' if they set out shared care ....
 of the country...one year he gets it, next she ....  and you KEEP to the deal especially as we know how easy it is to fiddle the electorate books but solutions can be found to that like a pledge in blood if I break my pledge vote me out nexttime blah di.... we know it wont go down too well back in Ponty or whatever backwards cesspool he is from ... but its only one small county in what surely is so on the verge of being danced back into interesting sanity .....  land....  unless they don't go ALL the way...til the wheels fall offf'n burn....





Labour Party Manifesto time....

Delivered from my New Your=tube channel but as I ONLY ever want to collaborate with someone on the same page it will die beore it gets even named...:

The camera pans in on old chap, and fuckin ell all or nuthin means one pipe in your gob, and I'm sure they can fit vape machines into them by now...a Grandad Tony smileing reasuring glint in the eye...it only needs to be very short too, puff, fiddle with setting to get the whisps just right:

Hello younger people now... grandad here.... if I was your grandad and you knew I was never a boozer, expenses Snout~o~Trofferite well you may not judge me too harshly when I explain the obvious, and it is grandads job to tell the truth, it used to be dad;s job but all of them are too much wimpo .... restraint... self restraint..... it may even hurt and confuse for u=years.... but not wasting societies valuable and shrinking resources by going to the doc unless you are really sure yiu need to, and if you ARE the doc well dont chuck out the makitas in the 300 quid skip so that a patient can stick em on Ebay and get a hundred quid and  also take the desks home his adorable Greek dentist used to sit at and turn them into his workbenches..... super great nick dentists cant read the science on floss so they are generally unused.... [photos to follow]....

Even the fat boozy slobbiest county counciors even here or this region (my roaming radius and kingdom  25 mi)  managed to smirk at one thing correctly a few years ago in the public meeting on 'stakeholders' and 'assets' i.e. where Soccers does his most devilish ..... ' ehh sorry to butt in with my big one, but I'm giggling..... you are on the wrong boat cruise never mind missed it.... the cost of the older beardie 'care' ehh means that every word you utter is utter platitudinous pollox.... time bombs, go off...'

So we are going to have to find a really ordinary way of amortising that rather big real explosion that is REALLY going to go off and really hurt a lot of folk....  ehh not with cash...even the Norwegians couldn't pump enough barrels.... yes it will take change, which hurts...like self restraint in point B cos point A is never ever trust the farmers... a decade they had all the evidence that leaving a strip of wildflowers around the edges of the fields is good for the bottom line and nature and as soon as the legal requirement (and maybe bit of beer money) was removed not one single one Ive seen and i meander way far.... retained what there is ten tons of trees on as 'best practice'....
Self restraint ...except the message needs to be loud and clear and almost Orwellian in interfering with every channel and App and if women really cared aboiut their children;s futures they would get it tattooed on the forid above the little one next to gob that should be afixed on exit  maybe just a little picture of a bottle and an equal sign and then some word that all the loons understand like murderer....

restraint... it is only part of what its all about, pride checks in some time later and getting it when you realise hey Im not wasting my time doing that taxpatyer funded thing i never really needed to receive anyway its often utter rubbish ... and cos i didnt get on that bus but the other one to go and chuck myself in the river to soothe the cancer they sure wont... i met the new love of my life on the bus i was 'meant' to be on instead if you believe nitjob fate~purveying movies....and am happy

And then over time ones own self~o~metering sytem does get recalibrated.....

And any politician who does not flag these two things up, especially green party ones..... are frankly from that parrallel universe......
Inteligent solutions to pander to the overeducated gitterati if we must ... also need to be found... like teaming up with the old git up the road who hardly uses her insured car and is way to wrinkly to need to fear rape and all that... and MAKE the insurance companies provide part time policies - teen down road can use it 3 days ... old dear will only need to use it one day a week as he now does his part of the deal and drives her to hospital ...for which in return he gets a free day so he can do their groceies too together later on...and share the rediculous parking charges  et cet er ahh....

pipe dream on.... but any little Owenite evabgelist who promises anything without knowing full well no hope ever unless some real change and the only game in town is a few people sharing eiother house car gardening duties across generations is the only way there ever was....so lets work on some real proposals all together now...hmm, he can do ebay, she has laods of nicknacks mouldering away in the drawers that if he sold off bit by bit full CCTV coverage as that rubicon too needs to be manned up to until people learn thieving is always silly.... anyway so much waste....so many resources ...so many empty bedrooms.... no clever app promoting Uberites etc never ever had any actual solution...only people to people  quid proing in some real world way with no smarmy internet guru git creaming off ad revenue ever has and ever will work...


[ an associate has in fact come up with a great idea how to sort capitalism out when Mister McDonell only spouts vitiol but his spirit is great and that matters too, Minister for Spirit... Economics, we may try something new...it is rather common sense clever in fact.... came out of the blue a year or so ago ~ obvious really.... cannot see yet any unintendeds that may ruin it...has the added frisson as sure to knock facebook well and truly of its 'network' perch as thats an atomised load of nacissistic Ad riddled load of truly damaging nonsense...and wise and perfect mothers know that....  especially a few of my favourite ones...] It will require a minor level of trust and grouping up but REAL benefit is delivered as first hook...... ehh hint, no one person can possibly keep up with whacky Dave's Kingdom of the Utopian Switch....  but then it gets even cleverer..... maybe it will die with me...who knows.... I do know one key to life which is that the deal is even if you have only written it in your own head, over and over.... as thats the one person of course it was most for, well maybe that is enough ...except thats getting dangerously justifying Budhist evil Apathy, why no one protested and I gavce them ALL the tools and media stars to make summit ovvit...no, Leo bus gone just like that.... ]

En equalitee [cute] ...
A at least admit it if we must use guns anywhere the wrong side of...oh yes i never knew that.... Pretty park, the brave Turkish resistence just wanted the fuckin Turks not to build and Oriel cafe there...leave it pretty birds bees and butterflies for the kids..... was actually at the root of several thousand dead people ...' I will NOW close it and tarmac it over no matter what... got the message!' please can we have simpler true histories fought over by a panel of those willing to actually do the proper work ...
Guns, east of Istanbullish.... rational and utilitarian philosophy requires women to stand up and be counted as in their hands rather than paid for by their Terryfying tendency to vote for bourgeois constructs only...like a country of gun runners, here.... are rationally best only in the hands of wimmin .... as the best way to defeat any enemy (especially in courts when you know you are right, the one defending only ever) is to poke fun at that 'enemy' and they get so pissed their mistake rate spirals into something will give....
And generally, if we are to inhabit a universe of Helen Titchneresque fandom rather than the one who knows and shepherds a just law... MS Steel.... all laws should be applied equally...personally I am of the Norwegian bent which means anyone can be forgiven and gets only a shortish enforced holiday on the Island of Big Cages.... by the sound of it off the Irish Coast theyll take cash from anyone for any old iron....  perjury, the law against imagined financial abuse ehh that one fuckin ell there arent enough universes in even the super string em all together and play Darwinian dice with all the monkeys Missinterpreting Shakespeare to settle that score..... so either all ...that includes cash cost by mad exs taking out unecessary lehgal cases when judges tell em quite clearly to shut up and get on with it...the obvious...

 And then the compulsory debating societies.... cos someone is gonna have to figure out whether an actual stab in the back and a figurative one or a really nasty even more painful one by the snakey ones .... well, where the fuck the line is? and how to apply equal sanctions and other restraint...I suspect they never will.....


And in grand finale....stop moaning.....  no point saying 'be nice' like they all keep saying I am except baldie philosophy man De Bottain that was funny...  but then i know philopsophy, Mrs De B..it is always Mrs De B.... in the background.... even if she never even says the words ' Alain, that nasty man would maybe have us redecorating only ten years by law and that doesnt fit in with my optional plans to maybe be in tatler or 'Famous Old Orealistas' magazine maybe one day.... no you must fond a way of ruining him..or else matey,  or he may even employ someone to run a twitter campaign on no you dont need the 500 quid a night Yurt at Hilary's Fest of Sunshine averse fools  a perfectly ordinary tent is just as good and costs 7 quid and give half the rest  we save to paying for some new schoolteachers, and the other half to not working so hard so yuou arent as sleep deprived you dont know what a fool you sound......... cos you are fuckin doin a talk saying the government must provide them campaign..[which is made up,  skits are obvious if you have a brain, some fool may check the program to see if he was there I never did never would all festivalks where more than fifty attend are always Spectacle [French pron includes spitting] thats a law of nature blah di.....'








But, honesty is so hard... real honesty... the what do you want honesty... perhaps only those with the privilege of time to think away from the most important job... in and out of the home....
Thats a point ...later....
Honesty and at the rubicon of 50 if you dont know by yet lying to yourself is a waste of time that the Magnificent Mister Sorentino forgot to get in to his gently arsey Jepp....  whom otherwise showed the key  with such aplomb of what is not worth bothering with when you cross that bridge... that which you never really wanted to bother with but for politeness, did..

Honesty only damn quandary! I just know....and I know no one koows what such knowledge would, could, should,  mean....especially the concurrently fashionable 'parallel universe'  brigade I think is getting even larger amongst the bonkers youth.... all that actually matters is not that it or they may be there, it is do they have the same kind of electrical socket so that your 11 billion quids worth of iphone will let you do a quantum selfie if they take pity on you and dont let you back into this one ever again cos dumb humanity ruined it with all those dumb  memes....
So if you do KNOW..... but are precautionarily principled to also know there is no conceivable way of figuring what any sign or symbollox or cute little coincidence may ever mean....
never mind that surely such a wonderful story ten or so pages in need of maybe an edit or so nevertheless its fably (hahh fab~lee but what a fable too... its gorgeous)  presented and put....perfect prose...with a twist ...  it always always just comes down to lining up the plusses ... nahh only joking even if I know rational reasons never come into it so its just me and the funny old 'autistic' oh yes raison de etre now when better things to do ' you are far cleverer than I.... no autodidactated nonsesnse you put your case so coherently and full of just the right cleverly recalled data points like M.I.T. prof X wrote in his paper so are you gonna argue with him..or her..?' . 'Can you not see the Pathos in needing that label to get your Housing Benefit guaranteed they so dysfunctional.. or am I the fool, do the babes now only flock to people who brag first line about something straight out of mister Mitty as it simply is not true at all whatsoever..?'

It only ever comes down always even with some of the more important tickboxes in a rational world, being 'why dont you get the same phone as me...' generally is thought Titcheneresque lethal aggression which one day will sure be actionable... and 'passwords are for sharing so there is no need to even wonder' which surely is in the Bible as its as obvious as fuck to be the only kind of freedom there ever was...and even saner couples synchronize them too sure saves another layer of stress....... I very much doubt anyone left would ever get....

Anyway so in four years I have learned and write the best fables ever .... I know what the fux what good bad and maybe.... and the only key to life there ever was is that as long as there is a bit more of the good than the other.....you got it right.
 
But there is of course only one metaphor for the fact that really we dont know much at all and never will..... at which point its just back to do you risk what surely is what if ever there was a moment even the fairies on side.... or be grown up and just leave it ......  courage is not any different to a toss of the coin..... well, in some cirx... and anyone who says otherwise with that modern day default sincerity in all....... is mentally ill. hmm that doesnt get me anywhere either.....





hmm it isn't 'it' but the biggest con of all of course mister A B C; and her or it? just to be inclusive... anything other than chosing or not managing to coerce ones partner by dint of the same phone charger, and in fact phone, cos swapping those nice 5 day long batteries simpler phones use....  and laptop for the odd Non Facebook activity as its laughable the pants in all that world I only do if ...well.... never..... in lieu of a phone number...
Same phone, same laptop charger and laptop battery, same wellie size is a bonus.... same glasses case, maybe even the same prescription ... looked so.....

Indeed all this soulmate nonsense folk realise even if in 20s his Bridges was fave sick propoganda.....  the wise person (accidental underline, you see there you go, limit reached
brackets are left open sometimes just to save time...oi i just turned OFF underline you mad thing  hello testing....

when your 'soulmate' has a bad day or week and forgets to be one, well that really causes madness.....

 Anyway inteligent people also select their mates and helpmeets on rational criteria of as little stress as possible in this silly pointless world other than making it stress free as poss for the little ones..... and fun, the glint in Mister Speaker's eye as he points his big stick at them.... and the wink...
(theatricality being integral to figuring those 'boundaries' the sedes to dour to know....so says the magnificent Norwegian.... must get his volume 3 is itr.....


oh yes, and same books...... more or less ish..... which is my only burning desire: what were they?

Is the only key to a happy partnership or at least the first obvious step we dont need any App to go and complicate.....











I mean even The Swedes are anal and pathetic.....  the only true balanced and sane society is putting the creche [part time, morning] right below The Speakers whcking stick Mace thing so he can point it at them..... or at least the one stood up shouting 'hear hear more doctors! in his cute little kindergarten doctors uniform...his creshmate fluttering her nursey eyelashes at him from the other side of the cage..' .... I mean there was only ever one REAL answer to loony old Bitter Lemons and her button pressing fetish..... you wouldnt even need to heckle back to her..... their mums and dads bench opposite simply turn their eyes left )or it may be right well it is right right) to the voluble  pen of em aside...... thoughtbubles can do the rest......

  never mind being able to take almost any of it seriously, if once again context and perspective were dancing around playing cowboys and Indians bang bang your all dead .... or why ten miles an hour absolutely anywhere near a house is plenty thank you very much always forever....  never mind the FACT that kids like to be involved in grown up stuff right from day 1..... other cultures have done this.... and relativism means they are well known from a remarkable outbreak of sanity and stability....
The Very Best Book Ever.....  tells of how thats exactly what Mister Bridges discovered as he was hearding his sheep over their lands..... despite being ehh like 10,000 to 1...whitey... they found a pleasant enough compromise too......


And as one is becoming a little enjoyably Scarfeian (who i decry as pretentious and quite dodgy and that was only confirmed by his dreadful radio progs of late...)  the imagery is meant to ask the question, or rather have them asked the question, a real one rather than 37 years of shallow spin and bollocks..... at the ballot box....  and any wailing in the background about any unintended new life is a small price nay always a great f=gift no matter what the creative cirx.... never mind the most unsacrificial sacrifice ever for bringing the absolute most obvious issues mainly connected espesh work life et cet....to a head as 37 years so boring waiting for any of it to be fully debated without the endless snide ...is ....

wOMEN SAY THEY ACC CAP pretend....sometimes they want 'change' ....  so give them right on the front page the change issue that's always there and has never yet been dealt with..... for several years a few days a week i did a quite trying job with my nipper sat next to me she loved it....espesh when it came to sticking their credit cards into the cash register ...not a toy....

supose its in the genes....
In fact if I were The Princess... (the only people i do genuinely feel visceral at are the few super~ethical goddess types who have that smug MIdWifian knowing smirk who know that when you say to them even if quite beautiful and fancied for several =years one was ' ehhh,,,[super gentle in keeping with the target of said intercourse] ... well I have known three decades tit good bottle bad... and the latest science is there for all to see, guranteed removal statistically speaking of a year or so of the actual LIFE span of the person the baby becomes...isnt it about time that gentle nudge [that never worked] became a slightly more forceful fucking shove.... '
All or nuthin.... smoke out the woman vote too: signs up across the House [ still on holiday, mass gangbang ,...give all those younger ones something to actually ocupy the worry genes with....i suppose one cannot write gang rape as that would be across a line in the sand so ply em with gallons of HoC cider and make sure their iphones have run out of battery just in case theyve accidentaly left it on record....
Nine months passes, Terry~fying is up at the box shivering with approbation ' you are all abusing me all those tits out on the job... the one I was never woman enough to... [infil, i dont care what the story is, and anyway thats not the point]... just imagine the world headlines..... the real one of course no one will write: ' Anti beardie snap YUK election called by the stamp of a foot, wimmin forced to...make up their mind... who they really want to be in mass action ... the din of actual real crybabies drowning out all her words ...except that last one we caught: ...me'
Which by the way means EVERY single one of these slimey hipster types must be emotionally blackmailed...dads know how to do that when its for a good reason [Corbytwat]: Talk is cheap, if you do love me, well, this time... vote...because a  few of us DO know the truth..... have listened: we know you no longer say "maybe" to removing us by force from our ill gottens and large houses.... so, Lord of The flies, the nice way, or the other.... make your mind up... the nice way is be what you say you are...a suporter. with your...Penn


yes, never mind any of this dreadfully pretentious All AND nuthin twaddle Greek showoff lingo,  and surely I have the stories onnit so pinned down it will knock off even the daft Hash~manual  off~perch bestseller list, which no woman can use against them saying, we really are needed,  cmon girls turn their own rasin deprivation rules against them.... waterpistols at dawn.... loaded with acid Dragon ess tears... or some other such sublime Nixian bitter metaphor [almost as good as THE great pity the ex song no one will ever surpass a line of which  I even managed to get into a written anti~me  indictment ... what fun...poetry..]I  we will have to add in later....

Surely, I would like to know, although often part of the effete git problem well at least I try to figure what IS going on so that I can advise next generations which country maybe aint so latently tinderpotty ....  I have tolerated many a discussion on the personalities [the prob] the policies ~ dumb the politics if you must call showbiz that....
Surely in four decades there has never been such a moment ... (she will call early ~ women can't wait...with them and theyre all poisoned by sugar adicted jumpy Eastenderism its fuckin get angry and bring it on now...or never....and as for 'think twice' never never..... which i find tragic....  )


A great gang/team whatever... TAX credits uturned in world record time... the wheelchair voucher scheme too.....  but forget policies its always largely been about spirit..... Dead Ringers is on side entirely the greatest love ever shown was to pull the leg of your comrade 'vuulnerable minority loadsa catregories etc Di and know she can take it....and choking on her McDonalds hamburger as she is giggling at her super  radiophonicstardom . ...and spurting coke everywhere ... 1% of the time is fine! or even ten percent i did ,,,,,

Surely now..... just as all the poor BBC radio journalsist are traipsing back from their summer break virtually every one anounced wow I am so shattered by all these endless momentous nonevents that i can no longer think of nuthin ever to say so I am off ....
Fill The House with breast feeders and if you are a man you can probably get a plastic substitute from the Green Party office
All go around saying fuck off and die Tory bitch..... cos the last one won't ever be forgot as she was wrong.... fine men harworking diligent authentic to the last drop of boiling blood... not really my BP is perfect...still take the odd bus aged 50.... and meet superb babes on them or at the stops too....
 get all the wirdo dinosaurs suntabnned nutjob fundamentalists in too and yes Sheikh TheirHands and smile....



Surely there has never been an All ....ORE utterly nothing moment like it for 37 years...... and the daftest thing of all is that the far saner European press unlike ours would get it as they are largely still sane and clap every progressive baby step...... and as trade is just as PR based as everything else even if only in part ~ the bit in the sum between profit and loss..... well ... but thats complex, never mind if all that clapping started Nigels shout may just be lost in the background noise....of a left wing momvement tro lead all of Europe even Ferrari driving Beppe ......... hand in hand into the New Glorious Trotskyite Dawn about time too.....
which I am only joking about as just like all the Trot haters and their twitters i doubt any of them can remember what one actually is.....

never mind, as Germany knows, ratio top to bottie, big 100ish or more, bad...smaller, maybe 20 or so: 1 like us...sanity largely prevails.... and the cutthroat razor remains largely safely away in teh top drawer... that is what history, science, espesh biology if you are honest.... art even... has shown for centuries so why the fuck can't King John deliver simply what even number one jerek in Poshboy sad publicschoolboy history Hilary managed to relate to me 8 years odd~ago.....

control, is only about balance.... as t'wasever THUS...

yep what I dont get... they are tainted by the smell of his I hope unwashed beard...and will be for many years.....
And as on 75% of stuff he is great (and progressives didnt have time to recover from the depression of sly and mad Daves vote to kmnow how to express their inteligent love..... none!...except me i did some great stuf.... I ahvent had time to publsih yet....)
single sex train cars even a divvy young feminist was heard knowing not the way to shame arseholes into behaving properly etc....
Completely wrong on increase helth spend.... no hope, only a dictat and public awareness campaign along the AIDS ads line of ' you want your doctor to remain free you AiDS ridden moron....well, only go and bother her when you really are sure she can do something about the spreading Sarcoma .... that is called, society, even really badly brought up gits like me knew that as default 37 years back ...never mind bugs like to be spread.... never mind a self cure~ unhelped by rubbish snake oil vendresses, otherwise known as the body doing what it says its for...makes you feel smug....

Anyway thats for someone else even if I hear almost no policies that will work cos they are sane, that said they are saner than the terrifying one and her button and as for whover is the next Natzi well they deny one fundmental problem which is their own folk, activists, all hate each other with the fascistic verve only true narcissists are good at....

There simply has never been a moment like it..... never mind some great babes... Ive even heard a few younger ones who are in love with the old duffer....

The simplest possible truth [copyright here as was jobshare for MPS first here some 5 years ago - even if the other one...must look see if its still there i did leave it there...and no one told me they had any right to put a cloak onnit, once the usual Welsh thuggish~bigman thing had settled down....and no residents are allowed to say the dinosaurs never shat out that backwards trait so prevelent .... so why doesnt Owen respect hios bos hmm....blind violently threatened loyalty induction classes are pretty ubiquitous most of that land....]:

Anyway forget morons..... surely Princess Di has had the chat...... ' girls.....[ no she wont know this bit: the youth adore him as family courts social workers etc phone Esther R hotlines the whole palarva have made the trusted~old~reliable~ grandad relationship strained, often gone....
dont give us any of this New politics nonsense... safe ish kindly ish authoratative pair of older hands round her cleavage... thats what the youth have responded to, as they are DESPERATE for that often in their own life/village. et set....
All the dads who's fault it is for not doing what Terryfying 'I will kill off CAFCASS first day we are in power [fact heard from my spy, reliable, Welshman, sat next to her 8ish 9ish years ago Lords]'  didn't..or at least mass abducting them in a perhaps organised fashion treating them very kindly of course always...as all kidnapped should always be
'Sid, you promise you have renounced Big pharma and lobbying on behalf of it ...sorry you will have to write that in fuckin blood as no one witha  brain for a moment believes you* indeed make a lapel badge like my trusty old CND one Ive had for 40 plus years... stating so.....
' But lets keep to science...... I bet you in fact the presidency ...  actually do what 'brothers' possibly still says on your little card in brest pocket and help me in..... I bet you Viagra sales will plummet overnight, or at least to those whom may need them for real, the odd fifty year olds to middle sixties perraps.....  and as they are the only demographic who in fact can afford anything as our rents are double EU average per peep and wages not exactly much lower by average peep.... never mind the insanity shoehorned upon the tenant only ever two months away from the dumping letter when in most of the rest of, Civilisation... it is far  longer  .... at the moment theyre the only ones hoarding their spending cash borrowed from Tony's bank of never never.... indeed, take the sword to the neck of your old boss...if I am right ....'
which of course no clever Dick uber polster or analyst can ever  slot into the lacuna of what is and what should never be but might.....
which is the best ever rational argument for turn your wirelss off forever especially so the so called clever dick efforts and all their knowing sincerity.....  reality, works largely, on unknown, unknowable matters of the heart, gut.... selfish interest ~ of the real kind the Natzis would never know about... (fine upstanding middle aged women planning to vote Green told me they were just about to tick the box....until that day.....I have no opinions I only chronicle fact and ordinary sentences are boring, so... )

Runes aside, Rita nasty humour and pulling my leg, forget..... surely there has never been a most delicious moment.... a dream moment (even if they will be utterly hopeless on the environment as townies are afraid of piles of poo and insects etc...i eat them for brekky.... true.... furthermore dealing with farmers you have to speak 'farmer' which is phenomenally rude when you get to know them... my default opening icebreaker of ' now...to me... this region....you are all gardeners...I brought myself up on an actual farm herding my flock of a few hundred~ sometimes pony, sometimes motorcycle.... right atop the 1500' Clywydians.....and every single one lost in that thousands of wild acres was the only one that ever mattered....so no bullcrap please' )

A; 99% of farmers wish to kill Greens
B The other 1% get on the wireless pretending they are green, for the grant cash ops....
etc.....


I don't get it really.....surely his babes, the loyal ones I suppose we only half include Champion like Missus half in and out and then there is the little problem of as soon as the word 'abuse' was invented everyone started to accuse EVERYone else of it...especially in courts..i know..its hilarious....  so she will be driven mad by her impossible brief, bless err..... I would just tear it all up and start again with ...sticks...stones.... ' oh my iphone is so full of admiring love texts i havent got time ~ or if you live in shoulder regions where it is known as the worst possible ever designed brick of shit with low battery life as its so busy desperately trying to get noticed on the network all day which doesnt work as its aerial is so shit even the Chinkies can produce better own brand ones....[i dont have I am loyal to my little Nokia 100 is it...same one she had simple no smarties version ~ i noticed....all]to look at the slash your own wrists live on the Youtube self harm dedicated channel, and die ones...'





*Lewontin's Doctrine.... hes even better on race