Monday, 27 June 2016

hahhh, now.....  after all that, not on 'standby' which always fits [flip i need to fix this s now, a the Moroccans know its just an endles fixin, learn to love it..or go nuts, until the real blackmail rules have been sorted which are austerity is meaningles, just lets em get rid of Trading Standards [and CAB, Hereford first in the cuntry despite all the local goodie goodies pretending they are]  .. and then flood the land with even more traders of shit stuff, "oi, you wanna stay here and run the corner shop, well a we are back at 1974, people took pride then in knowing some of what was available, was known to last rather than going into every pub moaning about what someone aid online... and the firt amendment to the new republic if Labour wanted to olve the mental madness iue for real is make it a fuckin law and death penaltie are for bringing back" ] ..with what you want to carefully diarise for a hilarious chronicle of  .... well, not only shagging hi wife while he's off saving humanity, these so called allies.... make endless promises of THEIR knowledge is for sure..... until yet again they remember nothing is for sure....cheques and BVI bank accounts......   you can't be nearly pregnant....


Right being i have a day to myself.....  lets get back to writing that MANifesto

plus a few more ehhh, careful what you vote for dot com....


Now, he [innix...] sounds like a

Secretary for Foreigners! Deputy PM ...he's magnificent, she's got IT! well ome of it........  All or nuthin, face down the shitty little bougeoisie called Andy Burnham ...and those labour babes with expensive hairbobs..... we need a Martin Luther speech time....!!!!   and i have had it in my otherblog for yonk.....

THE mistake, jut one.....

Apart from not speechifying: ' us progressives simply never had any wish for seven out of ten or whatever else ... how do you expect us to be keen fighting the battle no one needed and is so daft to have because the volk are too angry for INTERNAL reasons they never even worked out, the underclass 52%, that in fact ...[i have been musing all day last Friday even if this is in a draft] .... www.nowwhatyergonnado.com or www.didntthinkofthatdidyernow.com... not one person even mentioned they, largely, get their cheaper baccy and cider under the counter from the back of a white van that's just been over to Calais, all quite legal like a long a it for personal use.....  unless that D word comes back in, to keep the one out who if they live next door to them largely they don't even mind....

ANyway, that a fact..... one that not one vexed angry little voxed pophead managed...and I listened, with hilarity.....

But one thing that once again ehhh..... apart from being fat which means there is generally something wrong...
(far more important, now o many pieces of paper the last few year, and i just had a sneeking suspicion,,,one lost little lamb with a few notes onnit thieved from [well, that the lovely story] .... and there it was all along snagged between the pages of that ordinance..map.....
'oral defense' she said... yet another of those Gobby Wooly polly types who get a slot on Woman Hour as they're cheap and available.....  yet the new cohort that became the older ones it is the way a she did they throw around such term by default knowingly as if they have the answer to all the vomit there ever was in their knowing what everyone's up to and some  [fuck off AJ i got here first every day there's five more new sexy smartasre term even I can't keep track] ....

Anyway a decade ago fuck i it the anniversary ... i got a law changed which enable every perv and mad dad and stabbing mum and weirdo who doent know that pills and tops are a pair et cet er ah.... and all the majority who are innocent, tell tales in public.....
ANd then over a few years a pattern emerged, of a sizeable majority [you would never get on the continent, never] ... who you realised were mad, and aleging all sorts of things, including their own expertise as they had rote learned off Facebook all sorts of such smartie terminology...  but they were lying.... or rather, better put, they were telling a 'narrative' before everyone in YUK seems to think that word is the new~answer to everything....  they were driven, and nuts, but so supremely dedicated, and in fact highly intelligent in many ways.....

Trying to get people they view as more important than they....to take you seriously.... with really unpleasant slanders and visceral underminings of others... who they have gone to the end of the earth 18 hrs a day to legally attack too... usually very cleverly ... unless you spend five minute just looking through the basic of their tatement..... rather than a one silly fat man did, support the sexually abused fantasists.... in public....    even when its crystal clear obvious their private in house public media show was entirely duff too....

Of course it would be him,  a real man like the Shadow Chancellor even if he need to learn a tad about simpler storie and narratives like councils cannot pay for upset people everywhere any more and the only way forward is finding PRACTICAL such a old person shares car they hardly use with young person down the road, once a week bottom wiped in exchange.....  solutions....

But at least he isn't a fat old sad little gullible nasty fool who believed any old false acuser who came to his desk..... a even me and I avoid such people like the plague.... and am thick, can smell the other side of the street....

He will destroy the whole project.....  i hope that.... tbc    
'It's a deeply confusing food environment in which to learn to eat...' fuckin ell, now....positive new, real PN, ugghhhhhh no one knows a mad land all the under 53 1/2s so desperate for 'control' instead of being young Socialist council candidates or the like just sat controling nuthin by their like button [hahh reminds me if Hezza is signing it I better had too!!! hahhh...except even he wont be honest a to WHY its never ever gonna happen] they go and control what goes in their gob by DEMANDING not to, or what they IMAGINE is trendy to be allergic too so the science says, learn silly wimin.....

Anyway positive, now there is a rule, of life, which is when you are under 50 and ideally for the rest of life, always do all yer admin and other nonsense at least two weeks prior to due date, and then when you know even more your plans were the right ones yet also know that simply no one ever can ever be relied on to understand whats cummin out their own gob, never mind remember to actually file it away on the very very perfect zen~dek....hahh before i knew them, I had one of them..... those desks with all the little cubbyholess.....

SO, Marr should be srceaming shut the fuck up...
if she [local] can lose half a tonne ...and in public last week accept my sincere admiration while she had her tape measure out [waiting for my moment, several months]..... and in fact thank me for my lovely sincere 'i know its illegal to comment/ask...but HOW?' ...and mean it..... anything, here, can happen.....
never mind is a fabulous radio show one day.....
All being connected, especially my wandering around lat Monday with 'its a bazooka' and everywhere else you would immediately be arrested, here you just get a better joke back in yer face....

Anyway where were we.... oh ye, thank god up the hill on the mobile ~ I scowl at self every time i buy a bit of credit as i never use it..... and when to make that 'change' any other company would take even hours, and charge you...... not here, exactly three minutes, including the joke......

If only somehow the bet bit could be jut brought out and....... but then that would mean i was committed....
hmmm.....

Meanwhile allies to write loveletters to....


 a few days ago, every second of the schedule now matter....

Meanwhile what was the point, near forgoxit ... oh yes, now it i the only simple straightforward clichee of the age of common sense as in before largely wimmin but some chap too jut went nuts and out of control a damaged attachments when yoof cause neurotic need for the illusion of control, so the gob i the easiest thing.... do your shit sooner rather than lat minute.... and then even, no, especially, and thats the only hornet in my soup, the preachers of the New Age lovely Green we're all one big happy Glasto family especially the ones over 19 who should have grown pout of it but went and refound it especially to make money..... 

Indeed one could simplify it into one small sentence, John Trovolta and his dreadful expensive dentally Bee Gee mate go and ruin a perfectly good few adjustments to society....  and in the meantime every Polly [sadly i did love her grey hair and told her to the back of her head... she is on the wireless so often these days a professional Goddess, funny thing is when she was offered to be shown Peter's funeral pyre after he did self in 4 or was it now 5 years back...... her supposed friend really great friend, she didnt have time for ...] ....  anyway I only care about the default, of the preachers of someone else is at fault.... the largely professional ones.... which in this day and age may well be rampantly freelance and plotting at their secret slice of promoting the local cake or the head~doctor who make even more cash from too much of it..... 

Anywayay, they basically never ever do what they should, and say they are about! .... community...indeed practical definitions just the simplest cooperation, like the Green Party suggesting people may car share in rural areas to silly ego~fest 'meetings' about which hole and if they can get beyond that who as next candidate may ever answer their emails.... [given 2 weeks, always give 2 weeks] ....  no, beyond them....

So, before you attack the so called opposition, i.e. the laughing Bully boys and big biz.... get yer own fuckin house in order first... co without organisation, nowt is ever possible....    but the new errata, sadly, to good old fashion common sense, is quite a few things, retool the hardware such that you leave until the very very last need to do/know second.....  because there's no accounting for any folk ever.... hence the key to the meaning of life become indeed last minute, and assume that maybe usually means you won't even hear no.... 

And that art, I've been practicing and should be made into ballet number three....

Anyway back to far more important things, why.... for the simple folk..... its in drafts... this time.... in fact there are no 'drafts'... there are just a few tabs open still ... just remember THE main useful feature of Oggles Chrome [which fair do's never crashes] which in fact i went over to three years ago to use precisely for,  that very occaional moment when a few interim changes may need to be made and that handy central feature each 'device' that is open when signed in ... hows the tabs that were open in another, or RECENTLY open in another you have jut turned off and just turned on in another.....

no it fuckin....don't.....

WHich means reality has returned to 197tee something..... Beegees doing festivals ... the big real fight between the three 'types' jut to begin.... nothing made since then, or very little, actually ever does work, so.....

Hahh hahh....  only one little extra, all the mad people, that everyone, adly it eems all their rubbish telly worked, and all they ever can say is worst crisis woe is us mad times changing by the second....  dont be daft.... society ha simply been in 'drafts' for 40 years and all thats happened is many can no longer concentrate due all that happened.....



I forgot, only one thing worth reporting....

I mean talk about the last person in the world who you would ever admire the most '
All or nuthin... they can bugger off and go and start their own party then....' what a woman! ..and with a smiley lilt wafting up from her pipe as she delivers the rhetoric......... what a true true stalwart ... perraps the only one in this scrofulous land of traitors who knows what her big bum is FOR....!!!  being comfy on quite where it is thanks very much.

Anyway, the issue...

... all the people power of the people who voted for him, don't even know what to ask him FOR..... complicating it....
1. Double the public cash on all those curtainitis types, ehhh....no.....

one simplest rule, the 5 million who need housing benefit or half benefit if 3 or 4 k per annum to tenish....    their ability to take on a part time whatdotheycall no guarantee 'contract' which the Germans dont have all their postmen still work for the post....  not some fuckin Panama based so called agency middleman spiv who doesnt pay ta either....  zero hours, yet another too complecs [my  has just broke hmm, most other spelling typos are just me having fun and quite deliberate flow]  term ....  claims for retaining part housing benefit and part Council tax rebate MUST be dealt with nicely and within two weeks ....always.... they used to, it cant take that  more staff to go back to that..... and being as half the plebs have been fucked off contracts to 'self employed' jobs where the employer beautifully Thatcherite avoids their responsibility to pay holiday pay!!! never mind NI....   it is time the councils catch up with a thirty year go slow! ...and people having to claim housing cash, 'self employed' somehow must be treated in some other way that is not the many year insanity and headfuck of new forms that are so jawdroppingly impossible to figure ....
And then magically, I bet a  fair few of those labels may just peel themselves off..... as the sweat of just a few days a week simple ordinary hardish work..routine ok it hurts at first but............ make people, better!


ANyway such things .... are outside, inside.... now I have a sequence that in itself is worth Voltaire whipping Montaigne over his bum as he's doin the Missus from behind for his blog (Montaigne's) .... Voltaire just knowing all must always be seen and trigger warnings are rather forgotten when its the worlds riches popstar swearing at ten year olds! disgusting..... doesn't take much nouse to know only ten year ol;ds and the mentally ill will be in the audience (hahh other stage ~ and please i never ever look but i was up late finishing making my new desk, and Manchester been in the news... Mister New Order. did make me laugh [words effect] ' someone ought to give her boyfriend a good thumpin as he's sure made her rather miserable...'

So there I am, first time ever seeing what all the cash is about, curiously scheduled just as at last I get to the beating heart which was so long muse [not capitalised]... and as Rita is witness to all of the JW's eveil contempt, never mind all the other gremlins and their nasty contempt....  her heart gave way [after being so so robust!] concomitantly on the other screen, in front of my eyes!....  a truly wonderful impossible coincidence, but I believe in nuthin so.... what a joke though. Fuck she's good....

SO, but.... what is in fact fundamentally also interesting, genuinely..... and all these London Marists trying to be nuveau~clever, will never get it...  it is not about 'capitalism' it has always only ever been about simple small~people ethics, not lying, having some simpler way to get a fairish deal on some product you may need just the basics.... something that may work.
Add in a load of rediculous American salesmen ~ its always men, for years ramblin on about new tecchie paradigms of Utopia~on~Wye....  .... who neglect one simplest thing, that came to pass..... to my real surprise:

Lets say one were having a good way way overdue session of techno fixing....  now, even if one knows that geekish people have huge huge issues of being human, and talk about the type one doesn't want to be helping to find mediated emotionally mature solutions vz divorce and kids...hell!!! .....   just as when a younger man in fact the only people I ever 'envied' was indeed all those who would go and picnic on Clapham Common after a  few pints at the was it Windmill? .... and talk the inside info of Rock Against Racism or Palestine... and brown women, because I did not have the Abbotian dedication, or in fact intelligence....
But, that was then and sadly the rest of the nation who were busy gloating over the Sloane's handbags just hated them.... for some years it seems that everything....absolutely everything even Marism now has some app associated with fiin it.... and its Messianic swiveleye.... sounding so smug. However.... now, there is a second cohort of volk who are indeed admirable at least in one way....
So as the fabulous French found in a proper bit of 'sociology reasearch' 60% of all online reviews OR COMMENTARY [ cos those Bangladeshis will forever get cleverer and cleverer placing their advatorial ~ i can't tell any more and I am so focused on never ever being ripped off or getting one piece ever of even junk mail and that takes some dedication.... ] ...are fraud, placed, pretending to be real nice people when in fact they are paid promoters...

But thats one thing... however as rejoinder, never intended, but simple raw data, there has for a decade been a strong 'hobbyist' you could perraps call them, but that may degoratory, just quite serious dedicated people who created trustworthy portals to get the right software to fix the shit software.....   simply put, a year or so ago even, certainly three, you really could trust the comments, ratings, advice in comments, and ratings...on CNET and a few other similar portals.... in other words you did not have to battle with the absurd incompatibilities and stupid patches on their fuckin motherboards... a fairly ordinary person with fair concentration and sanity could get tech help from the savee ~ up to date good help, you could trust.....

And in this 'fast changing world' ... well I really do hope that someone is gonna change fast the fact that [and I am good ~ i so despise all screens that I many years ago trained myself to get max bang from most carefully honed buck kicking dip into it for occasional absolute necessity...] no, not even such previously trusted and admired abysses of geekdom, now can at all be believed whatsoever.... 'this is a great little app that works, does that simple thing you need, has done years and is trusted as you can see by all the raters.... ' ... not any more.....

SO how does one actually remain in this techno revolution fast track to Utopia by dint of all instead of doctor or robots doin the cleanin....   because the 99% who can't afford their personal computer fixer, arent going to be able to keep half functional machines up and runnin for the half a decade between being able to afford some newer model...  as in fact is already so, I dont know any ordinary young person with ordinary reduced income due being stuck having to play the one game that councils cant fight back as you cant disprove 'depression'....  or may get sued if you have stabbed and hurt, and someone else gets hurt.... who manages to keep their laptop running smoothly for even a few months....  eg even has one....






Anyway,

comma, and of course all that is really proven is that all the silly young pundits god one last evening ' the world so speeding up gosh look at me arent i great' ....  is that you have to ultra~simplify, even if it means several weeks of in so doing all the technology and simplifying, by dint of it....all your creativity has gone....a bit
Now, the only reason I am vain enough to think I understand anything worth sharing, apart from no one else getting it so it's fun, is that the wheels of industry have been rolling along in the background for several months, and I simply don't understand that even if everything always takes 3 times longer than it is going to, and I really didn't want ever again to be on a two week 18 hrs a day ~ only possible due bad weather meaning the actual cure ~ the one that all those [other folx, mine never ever better thank you very much] expensive mental health industry greedy pigs omit to mention as CONDITION as they are visiting and sending pills around the land to the quite able to get the fuck up and go and get their own scrips,  temporarily unavailable.... yes, just coming to the end of a truly extraordinary rare session clearing the desk.... lots of them, nearly there to the most ascetic perfect organisational whirlwind of slash and burn and go entirely all~packed~away and all sorts of other things done, last time ever in life... never mind all 'diary' entries recovered and saved and treble backed up....
Because even if it may be vainly arrogant, it isn't naive.... because hell the bosses are going to need some help...
I mean take the main so~called~HashHeads who are the journalist~pundits ... no 'Mental Health' ministry dare deal with THE fundamental viscious circle of wasted paper which is if you tell the County Council to fuck off every smallest 'change of circumstances' ... get rid of em! ... well, many many, nay as if by some 'collected consciousness' even the really gobby stupid plebs, seem to know, that if you have a bit of shutdown telephonitis, which comes to so many...  and if concomitant with that symptom of Affluenza and a whole society which does not put their kids first rather goes on about what wallpaper they will be up all night retorfitting their, ...council house with for cash rather than resting adequately enough to look their own children in the eye....   well, no one can actually prove a negative, in this case at least, that you HAVENT got all those maybe~labels...  or more important, that you haven't been offered help by a neighbour or mate, with your self employed accounts as everyone has been put on 'agency' who put their 'staff' on self employed accounts, which Councils have always hated....  so it is so much easier to remain shut down and as everyone else has a label, even Leominster I was amused to see a shop with a huge menu in their window of disorders to pick from....
Knowing, that if you have had a few rough weeks, and every doctor will default to 'so do you have a label, that makes my job easy..?'  and theres no longer a taboo on all those labels in fact the real issue of the last decade is how the controlling plebs seem to love their labels, nay fight for them! .... not knowing of course that their naughty little subconscious is there too doing the brain work, rationalising, that they are the only way you keep the council off your back as once even a hint goes on paper that one may indeed be 'suffering' one, which as there aren't enough label~inspectors in three planet earths to do a proper 'assessment' ....  thats the best way to ensure your rent gets paid,......forever.... or at least until stage one of assessment which is a year hence...
And when you know, even if its only that naughty SubC, that its far far safer to stay be~labeled with the curtains drawn, that the best way to secure a roof is just that very way, well of course when you are offered good work, with a mate who will help with what the REAL problem is which is one smallest change in circs at the council goes and knocks out your legal entitlement of some utterly critical to the scruff with no savings part Housing Benefit during transition back to full time work as one part time job then in time may become several..... of course you don't take on that work, not because you are a lazy shirker, but because just one small change, despite the rubish of these 'Compassionate One nationers' WILL send your quite valid claim in the land where rents are double Berlin rates.... and being the most neoliberal neocon ruthless tenancy law in all of the suposedly Developed World, which in simpler words means that the nasty judges of even hereford will NEVER ever find in favour of a pleb even when its so obvious the landlord is a cunt and they aint....
Even the most rational person will go for keeping that label..... which of course is a self reinforcing cycle of not getting back on the saddle....

Anyway, the biggest laugh of all, except a man stands by his principles and divorces the lizardy Chameleon ....  is that I listen.... in fact lawsuit for wasting all my time a 7ish years ago ... no it was in fact ten.... all those economic smoothies, the seemingly sane ones..: ' guess what, the housing price bubble of the Little Englanders all so luvin their atomised castle  is so bad for economics, productivity, indeed society [add in mental health] that a pop would be a good thing, nay is required.... bit of a revaluation....' so said several Nobelish types....


And it never happened, and they so called Hash~heads called BBC journalists, dont even remember that genuinely good work done then on figuring some important fundamentals.... that did not happen, yet remain at the root....of everything.... if rent never mind the bottom rung of a ladder, is so dear for those at the bottom ...of course Britain has the very worst 'mental health' [which is true at one level] than all of our European mates.... because the 'stress' makes you more ill than you already werent, but that then becomes and even better ecuse.....


Now, 'George'...

Although I have no interest, and even just as scheduled love to drop off at about 20:30 with the Sunday evening 'Westminster Hour' dribbling down from the window ledge above my ear, very very quietly ~ adjusted to the quietest possible murmur... all that matters is a few fine rhetoricians to speechify the young ones, and even if everyone makes one mistake (especially as the few pipe~smoking caler types for a long time have been delivering facts, the main one being that 'globalisation' in fact started to de-install itself some several years back as a model that for all sorts of people reasons ~ real ones, race to the bottom of the lowest common denominator being ruthless nutjobs of the jungle can do it cheaper.... is never going to work, despite Naomi and all her beautiful people TEddish chats.....
However, what another BBC 'bias' nay hate of beardies and women like the Great Abbo who never got bitter or arestful viz her ex, nay even seems to have always remained respectful and human, the all the same goldfish stuck in the fishbowl type of human....  indeed it is the great Love affair romance of the last thirty years, even its a bit tuff figuring where she fits in on the big issue.... Mister Corbyn sticking to who he is, even principles too big a word, knowing that privileged education for 7% leads to sad rather weirdos like Mister Osborne who sulk when the fun starts ~ surely the best sulk in all of history....so much for Eton manning you up to playing cricket with backbones as bats no even in the hail.... I mean really,  for all the 'normal' population all of whom think they have congenital bepolar never mind ADHD labels under their pillows, fuckin ell, up one week smiling through all the hype and inadequate rhetoric, sulking in his bedroom with the curtains drawn the next...proof Etonians are far iller.....

But even if ~ I mean talk about the most passive~aggressive bullying attack on the rabble of everyone else by refusing to say anything a few days....  (me on his side as there is nowt to say as nowt will happen!)  ....  anyway I think one thing is proven, a man like Corby, who means what he says as a young man and at all costs refuses to send his own kids into a system that produces all these extremofilic neophytes ~ well they will be new to it, being human, sooner or later....  indeed the ex notably rather disloyal Missus Corbyn not listening to who he was as a younger man, a real man retaining some meaninit..... wants the young Corbies to be in class with George [O's] kids ... he dumps her! ....  no matter what the cost....
Thats who I would like in charge, but no one knows that any more, especially the man, yes its always a man ~ well sort of.... who is there on the wireless speaking of 'well if I dont make a million out of my ex council house no one else will, and anyway theres no conceivable harm to anyone at all ever in fact I'm just setting a wonderful example' ....
as always its actually the radio so called ISile of a journalist: I mean doesnt 'society' ... 'mores' ... 'greater good' need a bit of TLC and cheap roof over its head.... because I know all those private schoolboys leave their country retreats boarded up for decades and they dont give a shit any more for the rural dishonour, never mind bullying houses into not doing what they were made for, to be lived in,  in that, as would the prolls of course if they no longer know that 'society' which is little people who cannot afford anything ....ehh that was the point of Council owses....

BBC floosies of course no longer know this themselves, nor do they seem to know that having on some young Welsh git ApKinnock and we all know how loyal that regional mindset may be when it comes to supporting their actual leader ... I mean its as if the whole BBC basically have all the so called next leaders on speed dial and .... indeed it is fascism when only the sad little moody boys are given airtime and not the actual jolly staid core of loyal ones who must be having huge fun.... and .... hahh that wikki page is gonna be busy, get a signed copy quick ...  http://www.labour.org.uk/people/filter/c/shadow-cabinet I mean Emily I think it is she has been wonderful ...
OOh fancy err that 'mental Health' babe ...






'in the modern world one day is too long for most decisions' put that in your pipe and smoke it....

Sunday, 26 June 2016

hahhh hahhh....

 now, for the selfie generation, hell for a few years I have been doing my own arts project..... and it is good. Which wasn't the plan....  but there's a hurry as it appears at last a few thinkers have started to pull tongues at all that nonsense wellbeing mindfulness ego mad, just MY ego is all that matters even madder, narcissistic Tellytubby factory stuff....   and thats not fair as I've done a lot of hard work on all that .... person to person.

'contempt' I know what the real [innix] purpose [bold, innix] is...


Nearly John, but it would have been far far better to have ...well I was going to say: have made it personal; but the thing about 'personal' is that the gobbledigookeratti of course would not know, the great majority of personal 'attack' is under old rukes which despite their endless efforts to reinvent the lexicon, are universal.... generalising, as in at least 52% of the time, and if you have perfect mee~zen 100% of the time, a 'personal' querulous rejoinder targeted at a persona person (oops forgot him the 1%) is cos you love* em and challenge em to do better....

*well, a bit

'Jeremy [despite, they're all the same, so 80s, Emily, Hodge the Bodge, Pretty, oops wrong party same type, and as for the most superb example Baldy a day or so ago on the wireless wandering with the 'Bothy Hunter' ohhhmygod....; " yuck you mean i have to pee in nature up here, not for maybe some of us... "~ fine HER her BBC taxpayer Rambling pension, every fuckin dirty penny.....   they are all so expensive to run with their expensive appearance, all..... just like Dallas on the telly, nuthin really changed....except now there is a challenger who has a brain, and dun 40 years of the work too....and they hate it... that anyone may put more time into understanding nuclear disarmament, Palestine, the meaning of words such as solidarity, and having it away with a VERY funny Abbo rather than them.... while they spent their time reading Mister Yorkes Sloaney Handbook..... ] ..... Look ear, Jezzer aint goin  nowhere, and guess what I'm on as the only place ee is goin today is in is garden gettin balance, then cleanin is windows as that puts it all into nice calm perspective .... and anyway, what's he got to worry about...nuthin new has happened,,,,nor will it much' 

 a photo entitled although I have several takes on various affairs, joining some simplest dots, now at last dun proper kinda..... it's better for me, to clean the office window.... which means it's better for you too...maybe.... several buckets of flack to drink first.

'goodness me no I've only just got up'.... hahhh she has a sense of humour!

two point eight, mil, fools*...

cos it won't happen dotcom...... even if magnificent, but as usual the wrong petition.....
Now, proofs, as if on message, indeed the almost impossible, even if it were always the 'other' side of the Horseshoe pass, they even invaded Llangollen! .... spreading their ....well if there is time one day that story can be told....

ANyway, E, hahh AL... part of the problem, a huge part with her so look~at~me~and~my~pain nuance....  even AL plays the game, CAPITAL E.... (and i realay as the greek sungoddess is my witness have just done it)  E is for 'joy' at your presecence, ehh? .... poor woman, can't even manage to pick the good When Mumbo Jumbo Took Over... or words to effect by the as always quite good Mister Wheen... but it ain't E, its capital C superscript and footnote..... poor New Labour so couldn't stand the lawyers in charge instead of stabbing them metaphorically they go and re~design and parasitise that basest of simplest beastial condition, firget joy, fraud is the f word, for fake Control.....  from the gobby woman stomping down Broad street gobbin into her smartphone about everyone controlling everyone else.... her taking of control gobbing it all over Hereford, despite being clearly uneducated, except in how to demand control, yet as anyone from Pharo Ramses personal shrink I'm quite sure knew....  only stuck lost confused folk, choose to seek control......
And that is why a whole generation or two have been brainwashed with a C word thats more dangerous than  even pretending that any other politician other than Mister C hasn't done the work...for many years....figuring who is in control of the middle Eastern West Bank to the triggers of Eire to ....tbc

* = deliberately MissStarred word, the right one is the wrong referendum, and petitions should be more termed in the terms of well brats, especially those whom went to 'festivals' instead of hanging about and actually voting, rather than moaning to the media afterwards about the greybeards traitorising them, well, trite petitioning would be more 'truthful' along the lines of: losers, yoof, so DO something about it..... never mind every young person in the land stand up for the grandad you need.....

And as for the other battles.....

Now, sadly, well it isn't 'sad' sad..... except no one knows. Because that bullying BEEB, especially Emily in her first chat with Jezz'n John, and in fact too much in a year to even recall which it was of the new old~men as they were getting their feet....but, it was unforgettable that she could not even peer from her scrawny Newsnight script reflecting her Sloane Ranger looks back at her that we, thats progressed~we, thought had been dealt with in the sixties, or at least as soon as Peter Yorke had finished his hype and real people knew he was just for sneering at...... it was unforgettable, how she could not even do her job, and look Jezza/John in...the eye.

which better stay where it belongs, UP...... some silly fiddler or it's~mine grabber keeps nickin it....
Mean what I say........ and all the way, even if it is hard to know any fact when the fact that the fair few spotty youth I have canvassed, as if all their tax~evading iphones and toys had never been invented to distract them, as if the Daily Mail on their parents' kitchen cabinet tables in Eastwick~on~Wye were Socialist Worker.... (must find him, the young one stood for the council, fabulous brain, and outfit)..... as if the statues had done a dance on their plinths and Cecil and the first populariser of being depressed all his life when the truth is booze and cupcakes didit....

I mean, in the real world every young person by utter exasperated overhyped Facebookeese blockin everyone language, would hate him,  'smelly old git don't be daft..... I mean I bet he hasn't even got wifi on his bicycle how can he figure in anything ever....'   .... but all my evidence, real evidence, BBC&Prospectrag~blocked kind of actual real lights in the eye as if the Glastonbury fatfraud had tripped over and broken her neck before she had even gotten to Goodbye..... they, well at least the ones left who can think.... indeed almost Messianic-ally, luv im....

But there has been a more prosaic endless battle first a month or more..... and lets cal it a truce.

 



SO, at last (this [innix] time.... we get those drafts on, because dawn is for gettin up at...)



' You little turd, I mean, everyone else knows.....  maybe you should go and look up the fostering records...... you son of a whore, her.....evil progeny....[which at last is the battle drawn thirty year'in t'makin]... allez off and don't fuckin come back until......'


Saturday, 25 June 2016

Ladbrokes 3/1, 1.4 mil already hahhhhhhh

Now, several little thingies about the bobos have been LittleMissedOff by the peepees......

FOUND HIM rahh rahh...!

Jake.....

Now, how does one find, find such a commoner......

This time, there will be no diversions...

Friday, 24 June 2016

oops, forgot

' and per bobo, their bobo fixers on average want  twice as much pie...'
And even more oops forgot, those ten pies per ten peeps, ahh yes they are an average...no I know thats a hard concept for even the average 30 year old but it means in fact it is the same as in this case nine of the hungry pie  eaters actually only having seven real pies or maybe even six....  especially when the cxes have to go up to pay for all those referendums and other things jeremy needs to be clear on....   and the other peep pie eater have more pie than they can ever eat, far more than any European greedy over~pied average,   but it doesnt even matter when pies, already fewer than many other of those 500 million, minus all the extra rats eating the pies here than over there    .... not much pie to play with, even when the greedy pies are playing with far more than their fair share..... means someone's gonna go hungry....

And words you never ever were going to utter: hahh Its London you've really gotta feel sorry for..... every tin pot oil Pinochet and Russian Mafia and all sorts of other mafias and American who got banned from marketing in America they're so bonkers, most of whom settled in Warsaw... and every African despot, and every ... I mean its hilarious, i bet the inbound house~shopping trips will be booked up for years....

And other words never to be uttered even if it was obvious a year ago......  one woman, lets hope she's well rested, pumped up, twinkles in both eyes......

Lesson one, prior to my quite serious actual Corby Manifesto long been in final draft, cos its gonna be needed...... smile love...and mean it, Nigel was.....  laughing....
take up whiskey, definetaly take up plates and plates of haggis....  And above all follow the 'english' sudden discovery, there's far far more to life than mere money.....
(i want to be minister of....thrift)
Indeed, 'Judge Trump' has as good as been elected by these provinces......hahh hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


'and their Hobbit holes cost twice as much as they do in even supposed king of the pile if you listen to uneducated Greex, Berlin....'

So, class 3~year old economics:

hahh hahh.... now, even if there is one long word, and a short one, its about the short one, folk, or if we must be all Jobs~o~crap~phone made by slaves, peeps....
One country has ten peeps and 'earns' ten chery pies to eat every year (the only complication being poor Yannis, for all the flash birds on motorbikes, wimping out when he should have jammed his size ten in the door, and regardless of wonderfully graceful erudition, no... Germany was never in charge; just pop over to Frankfurt any old day and I am quite sure you will find far more UK registered Gulfstreams than certainly Krauten, errata, BVI reg....   because who really pulls the strings between ailerons, it was always those dapper pin stripeys even if it gave way to golfing kit.... )

Anyway lets keep it simple ten peeps, ten cherry pies, even if that particular pile of pie is a bit more 'leveraged' than average...which in simplest words means aren't yours and when Standard and Poores get to work well they're even more not yours than ever before.....
happiness.

over the sea in Norway, two peeps, four pies....
Even much of the surrounding lands Holland Sweden and to lesser extent Germany France...  seven or 8 peeps, ten pies (germany relative. arbitraged up a bit to amortise the ratio innit, to make it easy)

Now, its obvious who has more pie per person isnt it dear three year old.....

After all, people need pie.... thats all it comes down to....

Bit then we have to add in one or two little extras, like, that poor country which only has a pie per peep.... thing is, they have, well.... less energy efficient hobit homes, they get lots more expensive bo bos.... especia;lly in their head.... and you can pay for bobos and toastiness by giving a bit of pie, per person, back to the big pieman called 1.6trillion and countin....up.....

Now the other countries dont have as much bobos, especially nutjob Boboism .... they also figured a sneaky little ruse which is you work a bit less and gues what you have more energy to yank those pies your way  so that poor one~pie~per~folk place they drop lots of crumbs off moving them home..... often quite big chunks....

So, little ones, who is more likely to go peckish soon...... especially when the Whirlpool bets on exactly the same as you would...... assuming  of course the education which we need to catch up on really rather just to keep up with the arse end, doesnt cost any more so that you may have just about that math in you already.....

'But teacher, if there are ten people eating pies, well of course its going to be the ten people place..... '
' ahh Nigel, let me give you a hug for being so sweet......oops, forgot, America stopped that too.....'




 

Trump for president *

*(not ironic, I mean some things are too funny to image, like Don and Prime |minister Gove sat at the same table, but..... now we get deadly serious)

subtitle: to think so so much is just about one seat....

Now for the political mental spastic~retard, which it would seem is all as my punditry is ALL 100% totally unique - no cheating, no extrapolation from the fact relating of others, and anyway that would have to be mind reading as the various gobberati ...hey thats a point, now fuck me up the jexit with a sense of great well earned pride, I didn't lose it in this rare turmoil.... thats the most agile dance I've ever curated, by far..... as heard from the wireless about ten days ago on the news ..'homophobic, biphobic and transphobic bullying..'.....  which we would busy nose stuck in the etymological dictionary till the reservoir froze over to deconstruct, what the fux that all about [broken parent attachments same old answer sorry to bore but, the science does largely say so too)  ...anyway all thats been knocked off the front page! even so caution was needed, so very very few turns of of any programs on anything for a month....

subtitle: even I can be shocked, this is not a negative biphobian up and down anything, all I am looking for and have been several years is the impossible black swan, and hell, Monday, young man, hell not even with the excuse of being black to speak so well...... now, he missed one small connection but hell!!!!  I knew it was impossible to hear such a young British man speak like that, hence the reservoir definately was a~beckonin......

Anyway before we help him (and he will be here soon) ....  for the poor uninformed younger people, Trump will have gotten a few percent nudge in front as bigoted fatland wakes up.... fine, obvious.... But here is two things your media never ever tell you - not even George who can be excused his strategic and older~man~than~I recent veer off to 'the right'....

So, for several years at least, but in truth for thirty..... now there is only one game in town, and that is what they don't tell you is that pretty much 75 at least percent, likely higher, minus Skinner and the odd Green who can't find her passport as she's in such a fluster about what to say, then flustered saying it, pretty much every YUK, well I think we better update that to EWes.... the English and Hamilton Family new sex movie...... (Ireland off too, especially if The Committee gets a reprint ~ in Green in celebration of no moronic narcissistic Green would ever defer to 'ehh, we dont need this argument, some real brain wrote a great book at real risk some years ago..... read it twats, first...before commenting')

ANyway, now..... (cut to graph but I can't be bothered American white male has
 oh why not.... points need making)
 

So, the great untold history of EW~hoodwinked is that for thirty years they've sneaked over, to almost a wo/man, and then they've sneaked over often by G4...   Never mind in their retirement off to Harvard to lecture on the MBA and the MBE gives em even more cred....
Now anyone with a brain knows yes the most efficient tax havens in the world are Neveada and whats the other one, somewehre else in America.... with nice Puerto Rico thats just been slaughtered down the road cos they got lippy and aren't really 'Independent as an alternate... where they, our 'they' can lodge all their contracts and promissory notes for if you let our big~pharma gradually take over, a bit of DSM3 helps too.....
I mean i will never forget a decade back being on a bus with young ally, chatting up the Portuguese law student in the seat in front ' so, are you doing all this liability law in your Lisbon Uni course..? '
'whats that, no idea what you are talking about..'
ergo
So, every visitor to Disneyland for years, probably more oft than not on Parliamentary travel pass, making their little deals in the caves of whatever ghost ride passes the H+S  ... nicely feathering their nests maybe just a whim viz some favour years on, for some favour back, into Nevada or Panama years further hence.....
And Nigel I am quite quite sure worked out in his city days.... there are one people who's immorality, even if Brussels may be full of zombies who need reform.... well, if the French can once put the baricades up to yankee cultural invasion I am quite sure that Nige and Co., and Boris and expensive alimony and Co., knew that the only game in town was to get to the Yankee casino table.... even if by the back door Uturn of .... well....

The media as always have reported for some years on the wrong election/referendum....

Now, that may be hard for young politically inclined, so now that they've alowed the poor deluded, deluded into some magnificent new era where Frogs don't say, ehh, well off you Vous en and being your're ever closer to Donald and co via TTIP we've had enough, or you can all go and trade with Bricks..... who actually never had any real money.... unlike every investment analist's assumptions  for years hype hype nonsense....

SO, America on sea.... and you get what you pay for, I mean if you were even to ask a 3 year old from Dudley ' who do you think should be our trusted safe~space friend? those ones down there who write great fairytales and despite having masses of guns, only very very very rarely go nits cos of computer pictures.... like statistically insignificant, and live a long long time cos they eat good grub and like sunshine.... or maybe thse people over there, even if 300 miles will always cost money to traverse.... who have three times more peeps in gaol, laughable amounts of fruitbats bearing arms in public showing brown people they would just love to shoot them one small trip up over the line outrside their Mosques, never mind the hundreds shot by their own babies, never mind 500 in general fruitbat nutcase days out at the live shooting range, never mind 20 odd thousand general murders a year i think generally ones business partner....never mind so many kids mad with mental whotsits no one can count, never mind ten maybe more percent of early teens addicted to mums Valium, in fact mum probably pushes it in return for....and by early twenties some say a whole quarter on the pills.... kill off fathers of young men who manage to forgive so beautifully their father for a few decades ago killing the mother... leaving young man orphan and he was the only person who ever really mattered...bomb hospitals ...... so who do you think might be a best friend?


* so guaranteed best way to really ensure 'oops...' when all those airplane tickets are being queued up for refund, as in at least expenses please, for letting them get in thus far...under the skin, in the wireless every other so called 'expert' for several years now a Yank.....  into the banks businesses takeover of half of it already....  'oops, so we have to suck up to him now....' well you could send Nigel....  and in the great lines, 'no matter how far gone you gone...you can always turn around...'

But even simpler analysis, no one has managed. America is wonky, always has been always will be....  there is one empty seat due a dead judge. In America judges matter a bit, well more than here no matter what our lot may think.... as in legal cases in the Supreme court generally do make a difference.  The one that died, is a liberal; which he was in favour of things like as sane societies many years back established, women having the legal right to abortion.....  and evolution being a bit right at least....  and only mad despots in Saudi Arabia love their death penalty, don't they..... and ok there's no real harm in gay people getting 'married' too...  That open seat, matters.... its 50/50 as we speak.... liberals to dinosaurs... Hilary will go one way with her appointment... Don almost cert, t'other..... thats what Republicans are for....









Never mind, the little fools.....

Donald just got another 5%.... so, every economist in the world of Martyn Lewis' pages, and of course the real beautiful poetic spivvyness is working out exactly which commercial link...may be via links to the Bangldeshi click factories at a few bucks a dozen.... anyway the real story of the naughties+ is they just get cleverer and cleverer at rigging the so called neutrality...
But everyone, whether riggged or on a bung~back predicted Brazil as buy buy buy...events dear girl.... never mind Venezuela will not turn into a manic death squad paradise...or Columbia would at last have peace...


So, when its second go...... and it is a bit more well informed, as in roller coasters can give you hiccups....  and much of Continental Europe will have told the truth which is since we have had for some years had a nice stable non crisis Euro we can't aford to take the risks really assuming number one territory.....


Anyway above all, to blame...... I was there.... It simply is not said enough, that even if the dreadful ADHD riddled fiction of YUK needs help cross culturally..... there was back then 1989 a year after 'hype...'. millions standing in Caucesceaus square, facing down the gunmen of the STASI at their borders too.... though maybe a bit later all the shoppers broke through screaming as if the first day of a Poundland Boxing day sale..... there were several million at least, incredibly brave, I mean it was almost certain the tanks were gonna start to do what they had written on the tin......  But ... whilst this dreadful supermarket Aisle can only go on about some silly war ended the life expectancy of a white American male (thankfully heading South quite sharply i have the stats..)
Quite a few million did indeed risk real blood..... and it was almost a  sure thing they couldn't stand firm, hand in hand against their particular tyranocrats.....

And deep down, there was indeed one fundamental cause, of their wish to challenge authority, challenge [real] bullying.....  never mind the loadsa cash they, most of em, made from selling one way or smuggled t'other under the wall..... how curious, their silence.... except number one gobby jerk ... how curious... the various battle hymns of the bloodless wars that did matter, and they were...no, not Plastique Bertrand, no not Mister Inglesias, no not even Nina H.......i was there and even occasionally smoked their one joint so heads clear, made with roach..... to one record and  a few others same genre.....





Now far more important, poor little uneducated prejudiced fools the young wimmin of womans hr gobbin first thing that comes into their tragic gobs....


 Quite likely the greatest book ever writ, no expert, no agenda, just a bloke roaming around with the Peeps..no choice.... other than to observe, notice..... and jot in his notepads for no particular objective, how quite happily for example various rather different customs pertained, such as young wimmin shacking up with much elder chaps, and even young chaps ditto., to learn the various 'arts'. ....in return for somewhere down the line such elders would be gently put out into the garden where they would be fed and watered, in return for doing it, the garden, by a newly properlyeducated younger teaming up with someone of breeding age ...... intergenerational not just cooperation, but passing on...stuff only the elder generations can possibly know about.... and suggesting otherwise is simply nuts.

But education has not only inculcated some bonkers 'it can only be this way' never mind one measly vote is it.... hahh they aint read their history! ... and talk about election fatigue wait til the next two or three hahh hahhh....

Which should all be ignored until the big one.... us against the witches shadow....
Now in the meantime, poor Jeremy really does need some good ideas. 35 years of Maggie's Access and Visa cards.... didnt really work.... well if you are a young person who cannot for the next ten referenda afford your own garden shed, thats a good definition of bad model....
So, some good new ideas, perraps 1. all young people must take a selfie, they like that, outside the voting booth next time or they may not be given free education when it comes back....
2. the weblog that (i thought i was first but in fact facts are more important and there were the very odd other prior the uvvablogs discovery that job share for MPs etc is good and quite quite doable) .... young people NEED to be teamed up - almost properly, almost formally, in a kitchen cabinet with each MP ~ power has always been little teams of front and backstabbers gathered in their own magic circle..... but try telling Green types that you need to get a clump of people working together even for one council seat and they of course smile and say yes then you never hear from them again.....
A younger person to pose on Social media as I'm gonna be the next candidate, teamed up with at least one elder to make sure they answer their messages, and also be elder.....
In fact each candidate at least three heads ..... they may even indeed rotate within one so called atomised votee.....  the notion of which is so last century anyway.....



  




'BUY!'

land in Calais..... lots of refugee opportunities, never mind when the finger properly gets pointed (even if we may be in liar territory, I mean it's all fat old Welsh women after cash by the sound of it... real festival goers at the Midwales Mayfest knew that fifty was quite enough thank you or it just becomes....a spectacle [spat out as she did so beautifully] )....  an authentic cheaper festival at Continental prices refounded right side of the sea....


And as for the youth, gob shut 'oh woe is me we are out', walls need to be sat on atop for a while before one even decides what to say about the clifface.... article fifty; and other lands have a had a few goes at the target before the final shot....



    

grow up!

quick and Allez vous go! ... 
Even if they nearly buried their 'bad news' .... missing by a day. When their property values hit the floor, hahh they'll be dancing in the streets they can get even the oldest environmental laws adjusted in favour of their nasty little hobbies...(so many levels in the abuv) 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36598935



Now, all you actually need to know, Boris zooming off to meet his actual mates, at Mickey Inc., .... ' so, now those pesky frogs have been defeated with their blocking TTIP, well at least now  in respect of our most immature market ever, sharpen the fountain Penns Boz.....  we are ready, how about you ? ideally pretty swiftish .... and lets add in a little extra clause, no longer is it possible to ever block big~biz like Mickey ....[lying that '7' is supported til '20' cos it ain't, in fact it hasn't been supported for several months at all in the real world..... I mean who would have thought that one would be looking at a machine morning after morning, spending my hard earned ten p at least a night on electricity....  and almost praying to see the 'you have 500 updates to install'.... no.... whether pirate, legit, double~legit.... no... gone, finito....  ] and lets add to the already bloatware TTIP a special relationship clause ... you'll be done for sedition if you actually tell the truth about it...'
....or is that already innit? of course UK so called progressives can't even settle down and concentrate long enough to have come up with a simple summary for the people who's will must be 'respected' ...

Anyway phew, two birds and the same slab of Stonehenge which latest science suggests in fact is just a rich old Welshman's death~folly so he must be rolling in his grave with  a big smile at all those dreadful fools sat up all night imagining some other... one chunk of rock and two little Buntings sat on it as it flies through the air....  thankfully I did not waste one single second, for example by pressing publish, other than...well thats the last chapter perraps....

cos, all thats ever mattered, and at least a couple of years of at least one general election, at least two maybe three new rereferendas...  fuck the 'instability' volatility quotient you aint seen nuthin yet! well I can just remember.....  is that its all the wrong argument, as there was only ever one..... [sorry girls, well, most] largely beardy chaps, who believe in a  bit of self~restraint, never mind Reggie's [Lindypops'] Tom would die of prozac poisoning rather than live on tick..... they may well be to the hype generation a bit of a bore..... with their old rusty bicycles which have more reliable gears than anything made in the last 20 years even Sturmey Archer ...  Continental Europe is riddled with some fairly good intelligent lefties, like Beppe...and as for the Young Euro left! pretty ok....

And hahh the timing should be just about right, the thirty lost years, no one lsitened.... every spivvy festival owner that rather than say to his customers, no, blocked, banned, til you show me your voting slip ....  well lets hope no tears there today.... every spivvy marketing manager at Martin Sorrell inc., every spivvy marketing manager at daveshappychoices.com who preaches you have all that lovely power in your hands to chop and change meters every other day, yet most dont as the hype is always hype, and the clever little Meter Maids..... block yer changing.... and.... all the bizznessmen that can't read that 35 hrs a week in France = more healthy works, working... rather than sitting around present getting irked for 55 and no day off for Boxing day if yer a Yank..... irked about getting ill, from the extra 20 hrs....
And all the.....  road ragers
And all the.... liars...
And all the twice the price lawyers who steal kids and all that YUK can manage is some drippy retweet of ' uggh...guess what no dads left means crisis...'
And all the charities....which in fact spend 90% of their take on.... paying their middle men to take 90% from the middle .....
And talking of taking, Sebastian, Coe..... who's take will keep the lawyers in millions for the next half a dozen Olympics....
And how can one expect any young Britisher to know how to spell right and wrong....

All very very simple..... after faker Kinnock (used to be my neighbour and used to wave in his front garden),  the actual election ssssss Jen....at last, if..... this time the left can actually meet in the same kitchen and mean their plots, just to put up one fuckin sign!

Thirty years ....  there has been only one unfought scrap...... and quite clearly only one man for all his wobbling ....
But of course the only actually interesting thing is how all those young folk....like him.....well lets hope thats more than yet another stab of the finger on the plastic..plastic is and always will only ever be....

One battle even if she's long dead..... at least twenty years waiting for it......

And it's the only game in town.....
And... I can'yt even copy/paste:

Public Enemy Don't Believe The Hype at Glastonbury 2013
and get any of it to....work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ZW3RDOJlA



 




meanit.com

So, all that matters, to come.... (and talk about a beautiful poetic last defiant poetic page of the memoirs, mine, two hundred years to the day from that superb cloudy cold summer when Mary aged 18 figured out with a few prods no doubt from the Mad'nBad Lord at the foot of her bed....  that you use bad weather to magically and better than any human had ever done prior....sum up all of human prejudice in just a few paragraphs of the 'Monster's speech....   I believe in symbolic bleakness.... even if just for fun)

Now, if young people actually meant their '75%', simple..... all go and pay their few grand to far cheaper just as good Continental Universities...bankrupt all poor[genuinesadness]~Dave and Co.'s plans and massive industry of student loans and collection agencies and YUK universities spending all the overbloated budget on trigger warning signs everywhere....  in fact just move.... leave..... every single one of those 75% ....   in fact even better go and breed with them JFs...  I am sure, if I know France, loads of sympathy~fux available....

(most interesting factoid actually for some months barring the fact that no one seemed to know except me and about three others that the rules are, no more internet access to our list of baddies...not even if in the EFTA.....   how in fact ... I mean that fabulous speech yesterday from the only peeps who seemingly can do unranty but lovely, genuine,  rhetoric, the blackman sleeping on the floor of The House....  ... so its all about brown folk ehhh..... well, when history writes the bits and bytes, funny old world... just about every vaguely sane person doesnt like Republicans, just about every overview of anything going on neglects the fact that Evangelical religious fruitbats invaded very successfully some years back...even over in marginal lands such as this..... and just about every Mormon JW New Scientist or whatever that load of serious absusers and coercers are called, 7th Dimension Adventables..... they all almost to a man, never mind vote, pretty much payroll Trump....and will even if they pretend not to like him....)


Hahhh hahh I never even noticed...poor Dave, once 'Cameron minor' always 'Cameron minor' Bullied by number one weirdo charlatan Bully~boy...  now, there is a really really simple way out of this Gobby Miner nonsense....

Queen Nicola: ' right, simple, blackmail [just in case the rediculous children of the BBC et Al take a while to dare to mention the word] ...

1. I have better sex appeal than any babe in ics for decades, maybe ever, since Queen Mary herself...  and that worked in the last debates.... as it should..it would in sane France for example....
2. Loads and loads of immigrants please - English... millions.....  even if temporary or at least free bank accounts for all ....   and all you have to do is threaten, just link hands over the sell button on your windows ten home~trading desk, five maybe ten million who actually just threaten... ' i will sell all my quids, and buy Scott~os ....  because a new, like seriously swing up and over the swing roof~thingy,  world record would be huge fun.....
3. yes.... referenda   .... two reruns please, one just after t'other..... or else!

Fuckin politicians, all it would take is just a bit of sane organisation that even a three year old could figure. And of course saying what you mean.

'help to make it work' ...

Poor young people, that means all 75% of them who were interested in an open future, should rather quickly go and link arms around the place where they'll have to get the pen out for article fifty.... and like the fine Wimmin of Greenham Common, know that camping for your beliefs....does not mean a weekend at [what did the truly most awful of them all say yesterday, the very definition of Catatonic crap,  something like ' people these days need all their home comforts camping..' god if you want to know what revolution to have well its specifically against her...peaceful of course, in fact she could be gaoled in a nice glamping cage put aside specifically for all the others who....dot dot.... ]

.... a few million, arms linked, holding hands.....    and meaning it like the last example of fine wimmin, like for good.....  


Etonian vanity 1 : plebs nil....

Now, a few months notably absent, people.... real people.... the real world, that of one poor ex head boy of Eton, public liar viz his pants~down activities....  hurt little ex boss of Eton who in fact rare bits of intelligent journalism discovered is and always has been an INner... but no.... playing his arrogant games miffed he couldn't keep his chair at Daves table....
However...none of these people in any way ever ever matter / Ed .... but every single person, other side of various channels and seas, and just got a lot dearer airplane rides, in charge of buying/selling doing deals with the scrofulous [hmm Oggle can spell that how weird] Island..... will not forget, for years and years.... 'fuckin ell that currency world record rollercoaster .... in just one early morning....  never mind future downs of others as maybe Miss LePenn et Al join in the bandwagon.... I really do think, not, non, nie,  even the Australian dollar likely more predictable for the next forty years.... nahhhh.... give a sugar~addicted drugged up yob, who would no longer even know what you mean if you said "ehhh, when i was a kid, we would only go and trouble the doctor when we really really do need to, it's called society, leaving scarce resources for those who are in the queue not actually doing very well, for real" a spade and what do you get'  

 (which is not copyright me or anyone else except there are certainly several levels its so funny.... never mind contribution from, well its like that song Two Little Boys.....  )

Hahh hahh tricked!

 now I don't do trite chirpy anything, especially viz hahh hahh he tricked you

And this weblog will never ever have any pix of anyone famous ever because of course that is the problem, that the politics of a few decades ago became the politics of x-factor 'not ordinary people' .... personalities....  but, surely the strangest of all ~ so twisted and convoluted, I mean I bet he mentioned 'secur[careful of all those bombers and funny thing that i mean every raghead in Mesopotamia knows we bomb yet they haven't]ity' ... funny thing is, the very folk who largely ehh well dont want JF having that much of a ticket in  I wonder if anyone even told em that we have a direct broadband connection to the EU computer on all the baddies ..... all of them, nicely organised in spreadsheets any (pretty much) copper can quickly access  immediately check out all those nasty international perverts or sex crims or lead piping nickers..... all those swarming hordes of crims other side of the drawbridge....  and just like that, the Minister of Justice himself pulls the plug.... the law, that big data, it's ONLY available to big full members....  

'So, dad, where do all those naughty "one [point nine] percent" come from?' .... Ehh at last 12 years on...I think we have that answered conclusively    

'Paws!'

HAHH HAHHH Standard and Paws even if they are wrong.....

 now, even if I don't make plans, except all the way through from A to Z...  some things are timeless and it's unnecessary to even think.... 

Which is the whole point. Anyone who lies at this level and any BBC journalist who does not scream at them, off you fuck! allez Vous you are BANNED....  is to blame.... which they won't care about as of course being the only actual game is every Etonian ever knows from about 17 get over to yankee land, make lots of Bully~mates...cos when you're a bit older they pay you to...... say for example force through TTIP just to stick two fingers up to France, who have de~facto already blocked it, and the E 'U' ....


 To think, someone associated with this lie will have some...purchase.....  

Now all that I care about is stupid so called 'progressives' ....who if they had one decent paw left to stand on would scream 'sell' and keep selling.....MEAN it this time: keep sold   then no one can afford any more except all those nice bully boys who have their dollar accounts stashed away in Trump Towers....  and no one can afford those Mare~say~Days..... 


so, they're dead dotcom..... and being that several months have been about the vanity of a range of ex public school boys who could always afford anyway to get a jetplane over to S America and munch away at big fat steaks filled with hormones and anti~bs.... cheaper.... and make loads of new deals even minus ten percent on the quid, plus the five percent tariff otherwise known as in fat Boris back pocket via his meaty middlemen mates ... still means cheaper cheap beefsteak now all the controls on poisoning it can be waived as pesky eorononsense.....


But I know who's fault it is.....

so, i don't know how this got here.....

Thursday, 23 June 2016

So, magnificent!....

At last....
(gosh I was just talking about her with her "one hundred and forty two thousand" yesterday ...to her? to whom? that's the question..... all I know is one is listened to.... unlike viz anyone else any more ever.)


Tuesday, 21 June 2016

So, net of paying the scrumptious farmers, the available budget of the EU is the same as the GDP per nation of 33 million Moroccans, who are extremely cheap to run.....  and that's before any cash is spent on signs dotted around the med explaining sorry you have been misinformed by all that shit telly, as usual, I mean talk about such a whole life tariff being bored by that little issue as it affects every peep I have ever visited and always will til it's sorted...  the notion that even one extra general and his guaranteed pension could ever be afforded ...well...




('Sweetheart' [sic, the real one, straight out of the song, even if I call her 'my favourite person'] actually said yesterday 'I'm still no, but I could be persuaded....' No, no effort ever again to ever even suggesting cuppa and chat to anyone ever especially the really nice few people..... 'give up'.... it would have made the best ever movie clip though.....)
I mean even the Poles, not known for their generosity, or a bit of payback all that gravy swilled their way, may indeed chip into that one~Z a click:  The Forage [oh thats beautiful, i didnt write that it went and autocorrected him! but i love it] Institute [built over his shed] of Make it Better, from the #INside., maybe   number 1 on the bribery list of the newly formed pan European Institute just happens to be on top of his old shedload of old Campari bottles,  to make Britain proud of being Britain again!

 (to go with all the other litter that just gets worse and worse of late)

may be indeed [properly! seriously] for the Poles, get the EU to do its fuckin stated job and get rid of that fascist new government...or else.....
(secret point 2 on list, republics are compulsory)


No, not an 'idea'...

Ideas are things that may have some competition from others.... and being no one has the first idea of how to actually make YUK the talking shop of Europe for the right reasons... petition/hashy/crowdfund page package I mean every fuckin so called campaigner for their own rip off charity in the land only thinks in such terms now...even all the local artists..its hilarious, what a wonderful new paradigm of a model bound to succeed while yankee crowdfund in take their 5 to nine percent and even get free advertising on the beeb was it last summer ..regularly...

Too late now all the spare million has gone to likely yet another UK charity or so so that Camilla can buy new expensive office furniture every years as her bum gets bigger setting such a wonderful example to her favoured insider feww ho get to see it first class seats...

(first of the many warnings footnotes to the sign at Dover: beware, there is not enough time in all your empty days to apply for assistance from the half a million so~called~charities which has become the real new religion and indeed secret offshore of these lands..... and they know that there is not enough time for the ..i think there are only a handful, of inspectors...to discover that most spend 90% of your hard earned or thieved cash, on their 'overheads' [like the 11 full time gardeners in one i sport of know well] or as one recently, given to their marketing wing to pay their 'overheads' before any needy person like you may ever see any of it.....)

ANyway, hashtag #help out Nigel (spaces deliberate),  let him retire to Campari land by dint of, just donate £1 per person only ever to a new building we can erect over his demolished house, he can have the peppercorn for life, and a lump sum to enable him to emigrate to Guernsey.....
 .... (at least nine lives in this remarkably apt little pic that just fell into place as i happened to make a long long standing cross off very short shopping list just the other day..... and she said 'retro'.... but we shall come back to her.....she is great! has disproven the fact that all social workers dont have senses of humour ever and can never make personal quite rude quipps...... in public..... just when i needed one!)


 hashtag/package, a million signatures and a million quid please #INbut or is it #inBUT make Britain proud never mind everyone knows every progressive in Europe wants some more work done on the building of it a bit better....
build a building over Nige's old house the INstitute of making it better....  after all everyone agrees so that should be worth at least 50 million in crowdfunds of one measly quid, i mean as I told the kid at Christmas I'm scrooge in disguise ..even i would pay my quid into that one.... just from YUK.....  never mind all the praise and people in Europe who would buy shares and the pound out of sheer magnanimity....

Indeed you could...link it to events.... but that would be bullying wouldn't it.....



(Tommy B always first, silly Self et al., probably even Primo dare not mention, yep my family too such a load of foolish bourgeois nutters and sometimes dangerous.....sometimes, for the right reasons.... you do have to move on, and mean it....and then write the most fabulous book celebrating just that.... Extinction....)
Indeed, wood and trees, there I am preaching to myself on my bicycle as its safest that way, and the byeline mainly being 'Bernhard / Primo / Houellebecq [fuck clever me got that right first go!]...  all notably ignoring the asbergers[which does not desrve caiptalising]/adhd/some other bad upbringing that much of YUK literature defaults to parasiting the what if, we hadn't...in rubbish like How To Be Both et cet er ahh.... ' and alll along the most beautiful metaphor of all was there under one's bloodied pecker.... Camus, its all fuckin weird, up and down around and about, hurts, sometimes the most curious nice things happen even in a supermarket Isle, and ultimately there are only two choices, you pull your pants up and stay in, or use your belt to take the easy way, out.....

Only one way has a certain result....... hahh hahhhhhhhhhhh
So, yes.... (best new one of late fuck my brain has been flying.... "bepolar" someones already got that but it went on notepad a few days ago knowing Gove was gonna come up with references to smile growth in the Antarctic due the environmental regulations he just is so so looking forward to tearing up..... all of which are in effect EU and god theyre looking forward to the cerempy...you can imagine Boris and all the rest of the Pig Fuckers having a Bully Boy reunion lunch, a pig~a~chap.... Lason at head of table.... all lighting their fat Cubans with rolled up sheets of now defunct EU environmental regulation....)
Anyway i have no interest in any vote, it's only the real game which is of interest that by some miracle of all those Grey Swans shaggin each other to death so many years .... a black one went and found his way through, like some hidden recessive pair of bluejeans.....with his white real beard....

bepolar is in celebration of that meaningless word becoming default, it's so sad...because it doesn't really exist... being down a while, sometimes with unavoidable causes.... sometimes due 'telephonitis' which is the only definition of 'depression' you ever need despite Glaswegian so~called~comedians of course monetising complexity....  having Rosebud syndrome [no its not a fuckin 'disease'] (still a superb metaphor except i can't remember which draft weblog its in hahh hahh) .... and pulling out no one knows why...and then getting happy, or feeling so, and going shopping or calling more people than average ...ehh ... I mean the problem with the new chatterati is that they forgot or never learned, Mister brown Camus just figured it all out yonx ago:.... its weird, guaranteed to get yer angsty, indeed virtually bent double with vomit in your mouth at times and thats before bulimia was invented ....  hurts, at times crushes and yes... maybe the rational man does go and threaten to kill himself [is that a crime yet i wonder, interesting, surely ist joint enterprise or something similar, if its illegal to assist someone in being put down, and its illegal to threaten to kill your codirector os Sports Direct even if it would never get charged only old mens sexual; antics seem to be dot dot... anyway surely thats a near felony threatening to kill yourself, if anyone votes out....hmm???

Anyway whilst some may indeed end up in sleep deprived states of coffee overdose when they havent even had a cup for some hours.... because thats what sleep deprivation does, makes you go weirdly up at times... before crashing down, burning....  that the whole of society has taken by default to that word is truly the end of all true thought.... I think a French Algerian would have got that in his civilised way of putting true philosophy before PR of the vested interests, shame we have no one left here who could ever think like that....

In fact it shows how truly useless at one simple job IDS and Nige are, I mean IDS is a computer expert inee..... the amount of cash they have spent on the mailings its a scandal, he could have bought a few good hackers and Google insiders and rigged the web and got immigration.con and a few others to the top of Oggle worldwide and had as opening manifesto point, trigger warning [to be younger person compliant, we dont want any more of the things getting more upset than necessary do we]: visitors may need to consider, Britain is soon to be applying to the EU for one proper law and Scandinavia even France now hookers are banned, etc can hardly object... 50/50 housework, always, even on Ramadan....
I strongly suspect that   before long the place would have a depopulation crisis....
Amway far more important, the left are a disgrace, and as for the #InBUT  [which is  a parody ~ i have no idea how a hashtag works and certainly arent going to waste one second finding out ~ only ideas work, after you learn that most are crap] left every single 'crisis' appended to housing and waste.... there are as many bedrooms per person now as there have been for years and years... that rich toffs have been alowed to leave loads empty, is the only issue there ever was....I mean for gods sake King Henry maybe one of the few worthy of the title, just slapped a window tax on things just like that...issue dealt with, YUK can do its fave thing and go kill people.... paid for by sunshine....

'OOoooh, maybe that's a thought?! lets listen in for tips.*..'

now, there should be a 'before' to preface this 'after' with.....

*= never mind how stupid am I, hadn't thought of that, never mind as any sane person knows: buy shares in legal firms, all of em! whilst your pound is still worth anything, and not forgetting (as no jerkoff Inner has the intellectual rigour to even remember, never mind 0.6% swing means that the lies of the 350mil brigade are wiped out,  the pound even in my anarchist memory would swing thirty forty fifty percent the odd year....  as would the price of the Mercedes imports that seems to be about the only bargaining chip....  ehhh.....   in fact if you add the actually real data on swings in the pound, an even more fun table showing how the so called[ i use the term ironically, Gove and words like crisis, well, i think it sums the two up] ...'crisis' struck Euro ... relatively much more stable....  SO as with dealing with 'immos'  in lawcourts, being they have no fondness for societies where they became welcomed, they so couldn't give a shit about local mores such as a bit of truth, they will deny even the relatively recent past..... like how often you actually did have your kid with you .... which simply means 'cultural relativism' is a decidedly nuanced word to say the least, and is the only game in town.....  and only grown ups can deal with the future of it.  Which means that what with all the zillions of new ebay sales terms, scrapping with the newly smug Douanes...  there won't be any lawyers left they're all so rich and living in second homes in Cannes....

Anyway, hmm.... so what is the law on if you have 3 of em say, A Pole, and just in case their new fascist government mean what they say, they get booted out, ehhmmm an Irish one perhaps.... they're so addicted to Starbucks evasion tactics cash they'll never ever ever go back to the good old days....  Scots well hmmm despite being the greatest parliamentarian ever with the actual real twinkle in her eye when Benns was ...well it may have been put on to get good sales figures for his Diaries.... I doubt Nicola can really hold tight to the seatbelt .... a Norwegian would be probably best bet of all being as PER PEEP.... all that economics ever must be defined for, here is YUK, like, PER PEEP, so so at the bottom of all the other countries that seem to be mysteriously getting forgit...like Scandinavia Danes Holland ...and it dont actually matter if they are in or out of anything, per peep the're far richer and have far less on tic never mind they have far better cancer treatment success and far less of that extremely expensive young~folk nutjobbiness.....  indeed if you know how to spell amortisation, I would have YUK rightly, especially as [extremely expensive to deal with as no one remembers to tell the sufferers getting up can help]mental health in Spain Greece and Portugal  is far far Mediterranean diet better..... so if you ask me there is one county of Europe that is about top of the precariat league tables, and susceptable more than any other to runaway rubiconitis economic ...... well fuck off and while you're at it being too risky heres a nice new credit rating certificate for your prison wall....
which has a whirpool effect.... only one way to drown.....

Anyway, silly me, so..... being as they're most insulated and anyway always the very best Eurobrats Ive ever encountered find a German, with dual Norwegian nationality, as third of em..... so what would the polygamy new footsamped our way to Nigelian dispepsia rules about passports make of that ehh? fuck they would have to start up a whole new Supreme Court just to figure who gets what visa never mind ultimate status....

Anyway, all that matters, is indeed, sat ....but even a few hours is never enough time, hence compassion is not what they rip you off 5p to stick on a Yogi teabag label.... it is mutual assured compassion for the destructive element of time and her enemy meaning.... well just to begin to answer ';what is cultural relativism' nicely ~ in nice trigger warning approved language of a generation you simply have no idea any more what may be...dot dot who cares, its the job of an elder not to, that much..
or you could just forget to turn the wireless off when you are doing that thing which..... is ALL its ALL about.....

(I haven't even begun the sign at Dover or is it Calais or maybe in neon half way, and anyway my whole blog or so is all just first rough draft spat out to get rid of the taste before being Martin and getting the odd new tooth, probably first on the list should be: in this land it is compulsory for brown people to make endless jokes about Christians, especially since this country was meant to have dealt with that issue decades ago, yet never mind the media filling up with it endlessly, the biggest joke of all is that the towns have filled up ~ fuck this is sneaky~clever, with 'evangelical' 'charismatic' or whatever the word is for discotheques that have Jesus signs over the front door, a bloke who was never even referred to in writing but once for the 150 years after he died..... so i think Islam has a little more claim to be a bit more likely to have a bit of well whatever misremembering facts is..... and the clever buggers despite their absolutely almost all conquering invasion, even taking over the Hereford massive disco meatmarket ... well hardly anyone speaks of this.....now, if you want a fun hobby, really really get in with three or so from each of the factions and its hilarious how they simply deny the existence of the others even when on same street corner.... ) ...

But ...to linkin the real issue with that sign, now....  the true disgrace in so called British Broadcasting is that take Jane Garvey, now she was doing ok...well a bit.... until she spoke to my great grasshopper and showed her spots, [ which is that its ok to live a simple close to nayure life if.... ' but come on, what if...[hilarious, she couldn't even bring herself to say the words on air, "if you have a baby ever" ... meaning, to even a used~to~be~inteigentish journalist having a baby is abuse if you bring the baby up without seven tons of baby wipes and thats just to clean the tit of the plastic bottle, which is actually abuse as the science says....'

Anyway what cultural relativism is, is 3 decades ago whilst us more civilised enlightened MATURE peeps over ear, were having our ear bent ' you will have an app on your arse mate with a target which gets stabbed with the knitting needles each time you do not do EXACTLY half the cleaning.....   ' and knowing, even if it hurts, no pain no gain, and of course they are right..... so, get on with it...even if change takes time...
So while in more MATURE societies that was going on, in lots of other societies ~ indeed maybe you could call them infact more advanced as fuck what clever meme~warfare.... loads of fat old sugar addicted (which is ea euphemism for every writer on the East ever has wondered at that so neighbourly get the tea out as if all of the good of Samaritans crossed with the Matamas sanity itself were in that tea drinking ceremony of ultimate fellowsahip, without noticing that the sugar they know at home is poison, is usually heaped in in even greater quantities by the imature of those lands.....cultural relativism blinkers) brown blokes were figuring ways to avoid
Successful Cultural relativism, and we're talking from the point of view of the parasite, is when the more mature host, has wimmin on her show, going on about polygamy whoop tee doop..... and it seems in fact that its all just a ruse for big fat old blokes kindof avoiding by dint of grab a few of em and one at least will do most of it....housework..... and Jane cannot even manage to wake up her whoop tee doop brain one millisecond to point out.... ehh brown people are actually by dint of plenty of veg to amortise out the sugar evil... just as strong in fact often live longer than whitey.....so what the fuck are they up to looking for some nice forth wife...'to do the cooking and housework while they toodle off to work..'

Indeed under EU equality legislation as no one [except in my new camoaign which will start only after it cannot influence anyone i.e. Friday] has come up with any useful things that could be done in the future to #inBUT (long ago copyright)sort the fucker out.... indeed exact equality on the housework stakes.... irrespective of colour....
thats perfect equality... INnit?

Never mind the even more fundamental, that dreadful notion that women may make better politicians as they are nicer [or add in all sorts of other clever clever words like talk to each other, natter on the phone, gosssip, share the knives to backstab with, have leftish righbrained thinking and a far far cleaner tube connecting the two halves ], well I think Theresa is perfect example of beware....

No, politicians should be 50/50 exactly always just to show that ...hah hahhh tbc....

And in the meantime, if the self help therapists and all those dreadful lifecoaches who even invaded the middle of nowhere where I came to escape that pants can be outlawed and some sanity returns, the only self help anyone ever needed to know was that if its sunny do some work outside, and if its not, or rather one is at last preparing for the truly ultimate zen of nothing....  even a man, or in fact I think its the pother way around, especially a man can find only one true antidote to everything which is it proves you want to live despite em, and anyway suppose even hobbits have some standards they have to show if enemy hobbits have invited themselves around for tea..... and anyway, its good therapy....  indeed in truth about the best, as long as you dont use 'products' cos they just make you ill bit by bit....

But no, cultural relativism means that Mizz G can't even manage a joke, ' well, if he did his OWN fuckin houesework for gods sake, maybe he would find genuine religious peace in his heart, and not need to get silly on the endless search for loads of whatever he thinks he'll get from all those other wives...'

(note to the 'haters' ..of me, I only very very rarely bother to clean windows...I have to be in the purest zen state ever, and know i will live for many years to haunt em.... to bother)